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Most fucked up franchise trajectory

@blasko_art Encounter design is where it falls down most I feel. It's balanced with co-op in mind, I guess devs didn't adjust for solo players, so you're constantly bombarded with tedious numbers of enemies by late game. It's got a lot of issues but i still think it's an alright game overall

I'm out.

@beepophobia Or Chris, of course

@beepophobia Doing all the puzzles as Wesker and then carefully putting all the pieces in wacky places around the mansion so Jill has to spend ages on some bull shit

Resident evil dlc that let's you play as the villain and you still have to do stupid puzzles to get around

@ShutupLyle It's harder than you think, most people use a patch

My daughter is interested in getting into smoking cigarettes (for weight loss) does anybody have any recommendations for beginner cigarettes that won’t make her cough too much? She hasn’t been taking to the Marlboro Reds. She’s 11

@TouchlineX @Podpah

🚨🗣️ 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Cafu: “In my view, Neymar is greater than Messi.” — @Podpah

@milkbraining I'm getting real sick of seeing Orpheo Has on ppls pfp. He is NOT a good dude.

ranking of the worst male pfps: 1. Alain Delon 2. The Fallen Angel 3. Narcissus 4. Patrick Bateman 5. Björn Andrésen 6. Tyler Durden 7. Shinji Ikari 8. Julius Caesar 9. Homelander 10. The Joker

@hehehehlolhehe Signs You're Getting Better at Rapping

just accidentally said I love you in the middle of a rap battle

@TheDazeel I like when they don't warn me, like in Mass Effect 2. It feels more like a narrative that I exist within and have to feel my way around, rather than a me-pleasing machine built purely to satisfy my completionist impulse.

Shoutout to video games that have very clear “point of no return” prompts. Always great to be warned so you can go back and clean up or prepare for the ending.

@TheIshikawaRin Larger map and better traversal, which is really the only thing noteworthy about either game anyways

I still have no idea how people can think Insomniac’s Spider-Man 2 is better than Spider-Man 2018, it’s like they didn’t even play the same game I did. The sequel is the most disappointed I’ve ever been in a game outright, it has way too many glaring problems

@pourfairelevide "Scoops, scoops and more scoops"

the best part of Bari Weiss is that she’s not even that much dumber than the average CEO. they’re all basically Like This

@WangDingler @LocalBateman I'll look into it.

@LocalBateman @KingBojoII just a heads up

@ArtsyFartsy_13 @Gibboanxious CORRECT

@Gibboanxious And Hot Fuzz is NOT better than The World’s End.

Shaun of the Dead is NOT better than Hot Fuzz

@Dreamboum Certain missions specific to a given district, like the construction site bombing or busting the Southern Union trafficking, are novel but they feel inconsequential without the cinematic flourish of the main missions. Plus the locations then repeat when confronting racket bosses.

@Dreamboum The world is cool, the issue stems with context for the busywork. There are plenty interesting racket damage missions even outside of the great main missions, but they're kind of indistinguishable from the fluff cause even they're acquired and presented in the same flat, dull way

It's so tragic Mafia 3 is saddled with the worst open world known to man because the story is fire

@T_I_F_G Funbert should have been at least 91

The 10 best forwards. FIFA Football 2005 ⚽🎮 1. Henry - 97 overall 2. Van Nistelrooy - 95 3. Makaay - 94 4. Shevchenko - 93 5. Adriano- 92 6. Trezeguet- 92 7. Ronaldo - 92 8. Del Piero - 92 9. Owen - 91 10. Vieri - 91 Who's lucky to be there? Any glaring omissions?

@NigelShortbread @fesshole Sorry, imprecise wording. I had known then that he was a prick.

@KingBojoII @fesshole Him and just about every other human male and most of the women too. Hardly news.

Teacher here. Year 9 boy shouted the name of a fairly famous porn star at his mate for a reaction. Was just about to have a word but narrowly saved myself from having to move schools. Ignored it. Also can never watch her again.

@WangDingler @LocalBateman I love it when Joshua Graham singed :))

@LocalBateman @KingBojoII

@PeterP_1985 Yea closest I've ever felt to those wonderful empty uncharted worlds in ME1 was in Starfield. I think it's not as interesting in setting or themes as ME, so the sense of mystery and overwhelming cosmic tininess isn't as strong, plus the repeated dungeons, but I enjoyed it still.

I disagree here. Alongside gaming, space and the cosmos is another passion of mine and I love that in Starfield you have some populated locations, but then a lot of planets that are empty, and lifeless. It made exploring feel like a space simulator in a sense, and I loved landing on a desolate world, exploring, maybe putting up a small base, and the feeling of complete solitude it brought. Its an RPG and this helped me feel immersed as its a more accurate representation of space. PS. I also liked the various planets you could explore with the Mako in Mass Effect 1 😁

@DigiAtlas @Shamaboy11 Awful. "Oh Peter/Miles. You're such a good guy. Just... be careful..." And then if there's supposed to be tension, they'll sigh. Then Peter/Miles will sigh too. No one ever articulates their personal grievances cause that might be "uncomfortable" or require actually writing any.

@KingBojoII @Shamaboy11 The large issue is Insomniac has decided Ratchet is a boy scout and now they write Spider-Man characters as if they're *all* boy scouts.

My biggest problem with modern Insomniac Games writing is that none of these characters are ever allowed to have any form of edge to clash with each other. It’s like they took the wrong criticisms of why Sunset Overdrive’s writing was so bad