leroy…

big week for bridge burning!

I never read my mail. If it's important enough they will call me, or eventually send someone armed to take me out.

Genuinely one of the eeriest things in a horror movie to me

@hell_doe one thing sadie will do is post ominous yet alluring photos of some sort of structure

we're fucking in the obsidian form tonight

How i feel trying to Join a normal conversation

probably my favorite thing about grief is how nothing around you actually changes

my horny ass could NOT work at Spirit Halloween

me: i just miss her, you know? its been so hard since she left. i dont know if i can ever be happy again my hedgehog best friend mitch hedhog: a toothpick saw me walking in the forest yesterday and said "damn it, I didn't know there was a bus" me: *smiling* thanks mitch hedhog

diagnosed w leonard cohenitis where im simultaneously lustful and melancholic

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

@hell_doe bout to get zooted off the butter extract

it's just me and my 11oz of butter extract against the world

what's my dream career? the guy who bakes chickens and hides them in the walls in castlevania. next question

really been thinking about this one a lot lately

it's so beautiful when two real fucking perverts find each other

switch up on my day ones? brother as soon as i get even the smallest taste of power and fame i am killing you all, you’re all getting sacrificed

behold the lamb of god (derogatory)

first “I left my crib when it was 70 degrees” spring walk of shame home

Can’t believe the Twins fell for the classic Katana Them and Then Empty a Full Clip Into Em Manuever