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@Lordflashh3art I can’t unsee a thumb covered in ash now 😂😂

@CrimeGirI Cop visits wife saves building

@runroblarun @PeterSilcock @JamesBa5891 @hardestgeezer Beetroot is known to turn “some” people pee red. I have also eaten beetroot bars that have caused it

@PeterSilcock @JamesBa5891 @hardestgeezer Drinking beetroot juice makes a significant amount of people pee red.

The game is the game🫡

@SurreyDetective I follow a number of accounts on IG that show drug outcomes/sentences. When they mention persons jailed for MDS the comments are often “it’s only drug dealing, not slavery” it’s still conceived ok to use younger persons in that world.

Why isn't my twitter feed filled with outrage, anger, headlines, and the utter shock that children some as young as 8 are being exploited by drug gangs. That they are being exposed to violence, crime, a potential future in jail, or even worse, serious injury or death.

@willknight87 @SurreyDetective The key difference between the two offences is the time at which the crime is committed: Section 9(1)(a) is committed when the defendant enters the building. Section 9(1)(b) is committed when, once inside the building, the defendant commits one of the listed crimes.

@SurreyDetective Without reading the comments would it be Burglary 9 (1)b as the attempt to permanently deprive element is there, BUT would fit 9(1)a due to the intent. The arm is any part of the body in any part of the dwelling as a trespasser? ( we are week 3 into PCDA)

Billie intends to steal a car. They see a red ferrari on a driveway and a car key within reach on the side board.They reach through an open window with just their arm and take the key but just as they approach the car the owner shouts "OY" they drop the key and run. What offence?

@PaulDiResta Can you give me details of the brand of jacket you were wearing in coverage this morning at qualifying?

Mega news, great team to be on the road with.

@IainWatkinson @Defencebrief I’m with you on this one. I have had cases where hundreds of items are exhibited during the course of an investigation but have placed them on the UM due to the lack of relevance come trial

@Defencebrief Surely it's down to the OIC to decide what is evidence/UM as an initial attending officer won't know what is relevant at the time so may exhibit it there and then. I used to regularly schedule exhibits as UM

@eretheum @LewisHamilton 🎣

@LewisHamilton I think I just found the person that beat sir Lewis Hamilton back in '16 with equal machinery

Roscoe hard at work 😂 love this

@AWilsonmhealth @SeanJonesKC Great advice 👌🏻

@SeanJonesKC I always wait until the race has just started. Portaloos are all empty and you get to choose lol. I'm not winning so not rushing

@MaalehuS @Gentleson13 @RajkumarVantar1 @fiagirly The car in front punches hole in air, car behind has less air to cut through and so makes it easier to move forward

@Gentleson13 @RajkumarVantar1 @fiagirly Please explain plainly

#ItalianGP 🇮🇹: Lewis Hamilton on giving George Russell a tow in Qualifying: “It’s George’s turn to choose this weekend whether he goes first or second, so most likely he’ll choose to go behind me and so I’ll just do my normal program and he’ll get a tow.”

@IainWatkinson @snash6414 @Row_rows One was in our office but every time we planned something he would get pulled to the other end of the force. Became quite difficult to rely on him being there and in the end he gave it up.

@snash6414 @Row_rows Horses for courses. You get plenty of other transferable/operational skills as a detective 😉

@Allison_in_CO @bfafleck @standard_and @stephknee Are they cheesy foot balls?

@stuandrews1618 @flywithTheBoff @McNestry @hannahmerich Back?

@flywithTheBoff @McNestry @hannahmerich Shit, does that mean Jesus is back?

Half the carriage is lads with tinnies off to Twickenham dressed as nuns, and a group of actual nuns have just got on. More as we have it.

@Marathon_Tardis @Brick_Cop @PFEW_HQ Should still be able to see a north face logo

@Brick_Cop @PFEW_HQ I had a go at doing a Lego covert officer in the snow. What do you think? Probably need to work on the background.

So, I’ve had hundred of enquiries about this ⬇️ #CTSFO Minifigure… Yes I can make them, but my time at the moment is very limited because of personal and work commitments. However I didn’t like to disappoint, so if we reach 100 likes or retweet’s, I’ll do a giveaway…👀😅💥🚨

@SurreyDetective What is that and why is it green 🤷🏻‍♂️

Twitter told me I had a cake fine last week where literally no one else was affected but me. So I bought myself this as punishment 🤷‍♀️

@unison_wyp @SgtPearson I feel walking might assist you instead of skipping 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

The excitement when a colleague tells you they’ll make a brew… the disappointment when they drop your cup 😭

@Kjt5Toole @SurreyDetective She hadn’t got to work yet 😂

@SurreyDetective How things change 🤣 It used to be classed as essential kit to have a bottle of bells in your bottom drawer . Stay safe 👍

Partying like a pro, pre night shift. Happy New Year folks. Be safe 👍

@montythemole @RiphRaph Is that the Campbell park hill or bow brickhill 😂

@RiphRaph Just really hilly in Milton Keynes

Everyone is sharing theirs so here’s mine. Was a really steep couple of miles.

@ossieend @RunsABit_ Fingers crossed you remain that way 🤞🏻

@ossieend @RunsABit_ I thought the same, my wife’s LFTs were all negative yet I ended up with symptoms and took a test which was later confirmed as positive by PCR