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Si la fille de Trump ne se faisait pas baiser par @jaredkushner il n'y aurait pas de guerre en #Iran Ça ne tient à rien #IranWar‌

NEWS: FBI Director Kash Patel’s personal email has been hacked by Iran-linked group Handala Hack, DOJ says. The group released personal photos and documents after claiming it breached the FBI, warning its security was “nothing more than a joke.”

I’m pissed! Trump gave Iran a pause on strikes against their energy infrastructure until April 6. So what did Israel do?

They bombed all three of Iran’s largest steel plants simultaneously, which are crucial to their economy And if that wasn’t enough, they also struck Iran’s Khondab heavy-water reactor facility as well as uranium production and uranium-conversion sites All on the same day Why did Israel do this? And was it in coordination with the U.S.? If it’s in coordination, it means Trump lied to Iran. If not, than Israel is lying. If you take into account the report today that JD Vance yelled at Netanyahu over the phone this week, upset at being dragged into the war by misleading intelligence, then I think you have your answer Israel seems to be trying to sabotage these negotiations, and it serves their interests to do so.

+ les adhésions affluent à @Nouv_Energie, + les critiques de droite contre le choix de @davidlisnard se durcissent. C’est bon signe. Il porte un vrai discours libéral qui effraie la droite socialiste. Car oui : les Français exigent la liberté, pas une Nième nuance d’étatisme.

Voilà le merdier

WTF

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP'S INSIDER WITH A 100% WIN RATE JUST OPENED A $201M LONG AHEAD OF THE U.S. MARKET OPEN TODAY THIS GUY WENT ALL-IN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THE OCTOBER CRASH, WHEN HE MADE $65 MILLION IN JUST 3 HOURS ALL EYES ON THE INSIDER!! 👀

Goldman Sachs just published the list of jobs AI will eliminate first. 300 million jobs globally. 25% of all US work hours. And that's not in 10 years, it's starting NOW. Highest risk of displacement according to Goldman: 1. Computer programmers 2. Accountants 3. Auditors 4. Legal assistants 5. Administrative assistants 6. Customer service reps 7. Telemarketers 8. Proofreaders 9. Copy editors 10. Credit analysts. 46% of all office and administrative tasks can be automated. 44% of legal work. 37% of architecture and engineering. 36% of science. 35% of business and finance. These aren't warehouse jobs. These aren't factory floor positions. These are the careers parents told their kids to pursue. "Go to college. Get a degree. Get a desk job. You'll be safe." Goldman Sachs just told you that desk is getting emptied. And the data is already showing up in real time: Tech employment as a share of the US economy has dropped below its long-term trend for the first time since records began. Marketing consulting, graphic design, office administration, and call centers are all seeing employment growth fall below trend. Younger workers are getting hit first and hardest. Goldman's lead economist said it directly: "The big story in 2026 in labor will be AI." But here's what the report doesn't mention: Goldman Sachs is one of the biggest investors in the companies BUILDING the AI that eliminates these jobs. They underwrote OpenAI's funding rounds. They're advising on the $700 billion in AI infrastructure spending this year. They profit from every merger, every capex deal, every stock offering tied to AI. The same bank telling you 300 million jobs are at risk is making billions helping the companies that will take them. And the corporate playbook is already locked in: Meta is firing 16,000 people. 20% of its entire workforce. While doubling AI spending to $135 billion. Stock went up 3% on the announcement. Block fired 40% of its staff. Stock surged 24%. Atlassian cut 10%. Same pattern. Over 61,000 AI-linked layoffs since November. 764 people per day losing their jobs in tech alone. Every single time a company announces mass layoffs and says "AI," the stock price goes up. Wall Street has created a system where firing humans is the most profitable announcement a CEO can make. Goldman's report says the jobs most PROTECTED from AI are air traffic controllers, chief executives, radiologists, pharmacists, and members of the clergy. Notice who's safe? The people at the top and the people praying. Everyone in the middle is exposed. The entry-level white-collar worker who spent four years and $200,000 on a degree is now competing against software that works 24/7, never takes vacation, never asks for a raise, and improves every single week. Goldman even admits younger workers in their 20s and 30s entering knowledge and content creation sectors will be "most affected." The generation that was told AI would make their lives better is the one getting displaced by it first. And it gets even WORSE: Goldman says if this displacement happens faster than their 10 year base case, the economic impact "could be much larger." Basically: if companies move fast, which they already are, the fallout will be worse than their projections. They're already moving fast. $700 billion in AI infrastructure this year. Mass layoffs at every major tech company. Stock prices rewarding every single one. The report is 50 pages of data telling you exactly what's coming. Most people won't read past the headline. But you just did.

@CNEWS @idrissaberkane Je vais finir par voir mon voisin à la télé. N'importe quel incompétent passe.

Guerre en Iran : «Libérer les peuples, ça n’a jamais été un prétexte de guerre», assure l’économiste Olivier Delamarche, qui juge qu’il s’agit d’un conflit «monétaire», dans #LHeureInter Toute l'info est à retrouver sur cnews.fr

Appartenir au régime des Mollahs n'est vraiment pas une situation stable. #Iran

@LaureClosier Pas idiot. Mieux que le PQ. Le français apprend de crise en crise.

Pour l’instant y’a pas d’inflation … mais si les français se mettent à stocker des maquereaux ….

@NCheron_bourse @DudeWhoInvests C'est systématique. Vraiment rien de surprenant.

@DudeWhoInvests Of course it makes sense…

Makes LITERALLY ZERO sense. GOLD the hedge for geopolitical instability is crashing in the face of geopolitical instability. Can’t make this up.

Yeah let's welcome back UK into EU. LONDON is such a charming city, with its lights, its.....

@EricLarch L'extrême droite démarrant à François Hollande, on est tous peu extrémiste. La modération c'est 500k d'immigrés par an et 60% d'impôts.

Pourquoi Bitcoin est-il qualifié d’extrême droite ? Pourquoi défendre la liberté est-il qualifié de totalitaire ? M le Mag (Le Monde) m’a dédié un portrait, et comme souvent, tout y est fait pour positionner le Bitcoin très à droite, voire aux extrêmes. Et je n’y échappe pas non plus, le libertarianisme étant aussi relégué à la toute droite de l’échiquier politique. Il faut pourtant savoir qu’à l’origine, Bitcoin est plutôt un projet porté par des idées de gauche libertaire… Il n’y a pas si longtemps, une partie de la gauche défendait en effet l’individu face à la finance déshumanisée en voulant lui redonner du pouvoir et se battait même contre la toute-puissance de l’État pour protéger la vie privée et les données personnelles. À cette époque, contester les monopoles, refuser la surveillance généralisée, défendre le droit à la confidentialité ou dénoncer l’emprise de grandes structures sur les vies individuelles relevait du bon sens dans les milieux progressistes. Mais tout a changé, et ceux qui défendaient hier ces principes soutiennent aujourd’hui l’inverse. Ils combattent Bitcoin parce qu’il remet en cause l’idée selon laquelle l’individu devrait nécessairement dépendre d’une autorité centrale pour défendre son patrimoine et sa souveraineté personnelle. Nous sommes entrés dans une époque où la liberté n’est plus perçue comme un bien à protéger, mais comme un risque à encadrer. Dans tout cela, ce qui m’interpelle le plus, c’est la polarisation de la pensée et l'appauvrissement du débat public. Nous ne savons plus penser en dehors de catégories rigides. Il faut que tout soit immédiatement classé, assigné, simplifié. La lecture de toute forme de réflexion politique en une seule dimension mène à une hystérisation de la pensée qui est dangereuse pour le débat démocratique. Une seule réponse possible : continuer de mener bataille culturelle autour des valeurs de liberté, responsabilité individuelle et souveraineté personnelle (intellectuelle, financière et sécuritaire).

@Eric_Lewin Pourquoi ? Ils pensent la même chose sur tout. La surprise est d'avoir 2 candidats au premier tour.

pauvre type

MAP OF THE DAY: While the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed (other than a few tankers, notably from India), the Red Sea is witnessing the arrival of an oil tanker armada to the Saudi terminals there. (Tracking via @TheTerminal) (Blue arrows are oil tankers DWT >120,000)

@SirAfuera @BerengereDubus @davidlisnard C'est le seul libéral à faire des scores de dictateurs africains!

🔴💸 ALERTE : David Lisnard (NÉ) est réélu maire de Cannes avec 81% des voix aux élections municipales, c’est inédit.

@Warhly Qu'est-ce que ça peut vous foutre? Les 3 fils de Zidane jouent au foot et personne ne pleurniche.

La Corée du Nord n'oserait pas, à l'exact même moment nous avons 4 membres d'une même famille pour commenter les #municipales2026, du jamais vu : -Le Fils Benjamin Duhamel France 2 -Le Père Patrice Duhamel LCI -La Mère Nathalie Saint-Cricq FranceInfo -L'Oncle Alain Duhamel BFMTV

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇷 BREAKING: Satellite images of the Middle East are reportedly disappearing. Planet Labs, the world's largest commercial satellite fleet, just imposed a 2-week blackout on high-resolution imagery of the entire Middle East. Iran. Gulf states. Allied bases. All of it. Gone. Two weeks covers the entire war to date. This matters more than it sounds. For the past decade, commercial satellite imagery was how journalists, researchers, and citizens pierced the fog of war. It's how we knew Russian troops were massing before Ukraine. How we tracked damage at Aramco. How independent analysts counted craters at Dimona. That era just ended. Quietly. With a policy change on a usual day. When governments control the cameras, they control the story. You're no longer watching a war... you're watching their press release. The most transparent conflict in history, documented in real time, every strike geolocated, every crater counted, just went dark at the exact moment it started escalating. Ask yourself who benefits from the world not seeing what's happening right now over Iran. Then ask yourself why nobody's talking about the blackout. The fog of war just became a subscription service that got cancelled. The Economist