Mrs Collins

Funny, but not funny as it will be true.. #Ticketmasterdisaster

No pressure boys but this is literally more tense than the time we tagged M&S after they sued us ⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #EURO2024 #NEDENG

16,250km 351 days 385 marathons 16 countries £574k raised for charity We’ve come a long way. One last push tomorrow for the record books🫡

#ProjectAfrica Day 343-349 Day 343: 75.7km Day 344: 75km Day 345: 75km Day 346: 75.5km Day 347: 34.7km Day 348: 85.4km Day 349: 81km Total raised for @Running_Charity @sandblastarts £543,986 Here we go. Crossed the border from Algeria to Tunisia last night marking the 16th and final country of the mission. Final push🫡

5 DAYS TO GO. The last 347 days running through africa have no doubt been the toughest of my life, but such an immense honour. We have met incredible people in every single country we've been to that have welcomed us with love & kindness. The human spirit is a beautiful thing. Very grateful for these experiences and would definitely encourage anyone out there to go get after that adventure, whatever it looks like for you. Thank you to the people of Africa for being such an amazing part of this journey🫡 🇿🇦🇳🇦🇦🇴🇨🇩🇨🇬🇨🇲🇳🇬🇧🇯🇹🇬🇬🇭🇨🇮🇬🇳🇸🇳🇲🇷🇩🇿

345 days 376 marathons £380,995 raised for charity Deserts✅ Rainforest✅ Savannahs✅ Mountains✅ Jungle✅ 7 days out from being the first person ever to run the entire length of Africa🫡

Gaining some big momentum in the last couple days. £20k in the last 12 hours. Massive thank you to everyone who has donated big or small. The money raised is going directly to @Running_Charity & @sandblastarts who I will continue to work with long after the run is finished in 9 days time. These donations will make a MASSIVE difference to these charities and I’m excited to share with you all the impact your donations have over the coming years.

Day 278 of running the entire length of Africa. Need your support now more than ever on this one. Appreciate you all🫡

@brooksrunning A bat, seemingly frozen mid-flight, on the ground and covered in frost.

What mid-run view made you stop to take a photo? Pics or it didn’t happen 📸

Haven’t laughed that much in ages, excellent night!

@stephenkamos absolute legend, so funny. Even in a shed,bunker,manger, on top of a pallet so so so funny. #Thamesditton

@SoVeryBritish Everything?!

What’s something in Britain that’s always broken?

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com

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@davidwalliams @audibleuk Reading this with our son at the moment. It’s his second favourite book of yours, after Code Name Bananas. Will look for this version!

Treat your ears to an extract from David’s bestselling new book #SPACEBOY! This audiobook features a stellar cast with narration from David. amzn.to/3AnNWzO @audibleUK

@guardian This is absolutely Peak Britishness. #queueforthequeue

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@DCMS @nationalrailenq No. I was wrong. Now we have a queue for the queue. Peak Britishness here… #queueforthequeue

@DCMS @nationalrailenq Only in Britain would we reach a capacity limit for queuing. This could be the most British thing I’ve seen for a long time.

HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN'S LYING-IN-STATE QUEUE UPDATE, 09:50 AM, 16 Sept Southwark Park has reached capacity. Entry will be paused for at least 6 hours. We are sorry for any inconvenience. Please do not attempt to join the queue until it re-opens. Check back for further updates

@poornabell Oh and Tapas N Friends, it might be a small chain, I think there’s one in Lisbon too. But it does exactly what it says “great tapas to enjoy with friends”, really well priced, great local wine. We sat outside and watched a band play on our first night, enjoyed it a lot.

@poornabell Elemento - amazing restaurant, Michelin starred but not fussy, pretentious or ludicrously expensive - I Went in June and it was great! We also liked Cumplice Steakhouse for something fun, easy but still great food.