Ben Kodadek
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Ben Kodadek
@KodadekBen
Average Dad, mediocre husband but all around great guy.


Surely this should be enough balls for the summer right?


My wife sent me to Publix for milk. Two hours later I’m on IPA #5, elbows deep in wings, patrolling the self-checkout like a damn security guard with a pint in my hand and a suspicious eye on every Yankee trying to scan their own kale. 🧐 🍺 This is not a drill. They put a real bar inside the store. 🍷 Publix: Where shopping is literally a pleasure. Came for the BOGOs, stayed for happy hour, leaving with a solid buzz and zero milk. 😂 The best part? Sitting at that bar watching all the other husbands slowly realize they’re never making it home with the groceries either. 👏🏻 Is it still grocery shopping if you’re hammered? Asking for a friend who’s definitely sleeping on the couch tonight. Send help. Or more wings. 🍺🛒💀






"Just find a place and commit. Don’t wait. The days are long, but the years are short." @KVanValkenburg on the keys to a great buddies golf trip ⬇️ thefriedegg.com/articles/keys-…









People who grew up without smartphones. What did you do when you were bored???




















