(parody) Kool-Aid Man

@QuantumGuard17 Aren't Republicans the ones who would say she shouldn't have dressed that way?

🚨#BREAKING: Father of 22-year-old Logan Federico is screaming at Democrats in Congress after his daughter was dragged from bed, forced on her knees, and executed... ...by a man arrested 39 TIMES with 25 FELONIES!!! We need to hold judges & DAs responsible for releasing vicious murderers on innocent victims. Everyone who let this demon walk freely, should be in prison.

@elonmusk COVID chart, much?

Inevitable

@FoxNews Fox Fatigue is real

SILENT SLAUGHTER: The Islamic Republic of Iran is on track to exceed the record number of executions it carried out against opponents in 2025, with 657 executions in the first three months of 2026, according to the Iran Human Rights Society. "This latest barbaric act is more evidence of why the regime can never be allowed the advanced capabilities that we are destroying," a State Department spokesperson told Fox News Digital.

@elonmusk So backwards. Go divide another country.

Important reminder

@elonmusk But nevermind how much DOGE fucked everybody.

Wow

@Jim_Jordan If anyone else believes this, thanks for drinking up! OH YEAAAHHHH!

How the left is targeting ICE agents: -Doxxing -Harassing -Spitting on them -Throwing rocks, cement blocks, and bottles Crazy.

@RepFine Uh huh. Sure 👍

I wish this were an April Fool’s joke. I didn’t have Iran trying to get access to my geolocation on my 2026 bingo card. foxnews.com/politics/lawma…

@RepFine Thanks, Randy! Keep on drinking, OH YEAAAHHHH!

The Senate needs to end the nonsense and do the job they were elected to do. If you won’t do your job, someone else will. It’s time to end the vacation and deliver for the American people.

@SenTedCruz Nevermind all the Christians Israel is murdering. Drink up! OH YEAAAHHHH!

Another slaughter of Christians in Nigeria by jihadists, this time on Palm Sunday. Nigerian government officials have created an environment in which Christians are routinely persecuted and slaughtered, by imposing sharia law and looking the other way at violence. Those officials should know that the U.S. knows who they are, and has the tools to hold them accountable. ewtnnews.com/world/africa/p…

@nypost I mean. He does like them young.

Deranged mom knifes 14-year-old daughter to death, claims it was to 'protect' her from Elon Musk trib.al/80c3PUL

@elonmusk Yes, sir! Drink up! OH YEAAAAAH

Propaganda words work so well

@tedcruz What a piece of shit you are. Absolute scum.

We have a better chance to see new governments in Venezuela, Cuba, and Iran than at any point in our lifetimes. America and the world are safer when our President is strong and our enemies fear him.

@RealJamesWoods Thanks for your support, James! OH YEAAAHHHH!

Did your dog do the grammar check on your sign?

@RandPaul @MassieforKY We certainly love Trump and his supporters. OH YEAAAHHHH!

You can like President Trump and still support @massieforKY. Thomas stands for a lot of the same principles as the President, but brings an independent spirit we should want in every legislator.

@LauraLoomer We love you, Laura. Drink up! OH YEAAAHHHH!

When are people going to jail? Any arrests yet? Or just another task force? Let me know when the DOJ arrests someone for fraud. Thank God influencers are there to save the day and tell us things we have known about Ilhan Omar since 2018. I really needed it mansplained to me.

@TomiLahren Drink up, Tomi. OH YEAAAHHHH!

Some perspective on what Democrats are demanding to end the shutdown.. They lost an election in a landslide largely due to their handling of the border and failure to enforce immigration law so now they are holding enforcement and everything else hostage in this epic tantrum. They believe that they (the losers of the election) get to now pick and choose which American workers get paid for the work they’ve DONE and are doing. Think about that shit… There are agencies in government conservatives aren’t fond of either but imagine if we decided those workers should just work for free….do you see how stupid and ridiculous that sounds?! Some republicans don’t like tax policies so should we just stop paying those who work for the IRS or demand they stop collecting taxes and then *maybe then we will release their paychecks? I don’t give a rat’s ass how you feel about immigration law, you don’t get to decide that THOSE workers don’t deserve payment for the work they’re doing and have done. This is such bullshit. Repulsive.

@RepFine Our favorite congressman. Thanks for your patronage, Randy! OH YEAAAHHHH!

@SenTomCotton Thank you for your patronage, Tom!

The goal is clear: eliminate the threat of Iran’s revolutionary regime. I commend President Trump and our brave military for successfully carrying out this mission.

@dbongino Thanks, Dan! OH YEAAAHHHH!

Today is March 29th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

@bennyjohnson We appreciate the devotion of you and yours! Oh YEAAAHHHH!

We need 1000 more Stephen Millers Stephen is the policy manifestation of America First Will defend Stephen to the last