David James

@veekeeuche @smart_duke 😂

@smart_duke Your uncle dey find him own?

The first time my US based uncle came back to Nigeria, he brought motorolla phones and olden days shoes. All my siblings picked their gift, it got to my turn and I told him that I didn't like any of them. My mum pinched me to pick my own and not say a word but the thing no gree me 😂😂 Since then, he nicknamed me "Agbero" at some point he stopped sending me gifts. He came back in 2019, gifted my siblings iPhone 8 but gave me an iphone 11. I mumulishly sold the phone then, bought an Android phone and used the remaining money to buy the love of my life valentine gift. The werey still dumped me sha 😭 On Monday, my uncle called that he sent some packages for my family but I couldn't go to the airport because of work. Went to pickup this morning, he sent me an iphone 16, my kid bro an iPhone 14, OPPO for my dad, mum and baby sis.

@14th_0_Eight @MarcusRashford 😒

@MarcusRashford Because you'll take them out before they realise

Congratulations ❤️

@dammiedammie35 make I sleep for couch make the girl come sleep for bed wey I buy?

My advice to men; when a woman is drûnk or even tipsy in anyway in your house, especially someone you’ve never been int!mate with before, please stay clear of her completely!! If possible, sleep on the couch or another room. That decision will save your L!fe.

@Merchimaaa "fear women" "men are scum" 3k bookmarks.

FOR WOMEN -Jewelry (necklace, bracelet, earrings) -Perfume -Flowers & chocolates -Handbag or tote -Silk scarf -Candle set -Skincare gift set -Personalized jewelry -Cute pajamas or robe -Designer wallet -Romantic book or journal -Chocolates or sweets FOR MEN -Leather wallet -Watch -Cologne -Personalized keychain -Grooming kit -Sneakers or casual shoes -Tech accessories (wireless earbuds) -Favorite snacks or craft beer -Customized photo frame -Stylish belt -Travel bag or backpack -Sports jersey -Perfume/body spray set -Massage or spa gift card

@SWENGDAD But "it's okay for men to cry"

@ChidiOdinkalu The guy behind the wife looks like @the_Lawrenz

#Throwback: #Nigeria's 1st co-presidency - Ibrahim & Maryam Babangida, circa 1987.

@Habbyforex_ ahh. who no believe in una?

They didn’t believed in us , oh yeah , we locked in 🔐

@winnieyy_o @Naza_Paskhale tick tock modafucker

i highly recommend traumatizing your parents for your freedom otherwise you’d be 27 and still have a 7:30 curfew.

@michael_ochaje @Currentreport1 @Naza_Paskhale @sebastiandma @novorient_ @gerard_aleke Hi @novorient_ been a while

@Currentreport1 @Naza_Paskhale @sebastiandma @KrishKingpin @novorient_ @gerard_aleke

BREAKING: Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness. Cosmo has released its Phase III trial results for the new Clascoterone 5% solution, showing highly promising outcomes as the treatment delivered a 539% increase in hair growth compared to placebo.

@Odumodublvck_ I thought ur best song was Picanto until my father died. Mehnn, thank you for this Jam💯

SINCE YOU LISTEN TO MY MUSIC BEHIND CLOSED DOORS WHY CANT YOU GUYS JUST FORGIVE ME OF ALL MY ATROCITIES? WHY? 😭

@BabyD1111229 @novorient_

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@khanofkhans11_ Terrible? that's a kind word to describe the great @michael_ochaje

Indulge me. At what point did you realize your room mate was a terrible person?

Scott McTominay obviously

@Naza_Paskhale @FTBLsection 😂😂

@KrishKingpin @FTBLsection Person wey him brothers nearly kpai wey I almost step in😭

🗣️ PAUL POGBA: "When I received my first big salary at Manchester United, I was so happy that I went to see my father, and he told me: 'Son, don’t waste your money, when the party is over, the guests will leave, and everything will be left behind.' I didn’t understand these words until I got into trouble and realised that many friends who used to come around all the time no longer bothered to check on me. The only people I have now are my immediate family."

@Femi_blaine At all!!

Been here since January. It’s not even that they are cool to other tribes, it’s that it’s not even something they think about! Tribalism doesn’t come to their heads at all!

@Esther_oflfc Wizkid's best song is "Wiz Party".

best Wizkid's song of all time but you aren't allowed to say Blessed, Come Closer, sweet one, Ojuelegba, Ease your mind, or Time.

@cinematyde Lewandowski?

still one of the coolest movies btw

@Abdulsalam5476 @Optimus_Dracula guyyyy

@Optimus_Dracula Remain 4 years to be fool forever 🙃

I have a question, don’t take it personal. What is wrong with looking like a 36 year old?

@gerard_aleke God it's 2025. please do something🥲

Broooooo Brooo 2023