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Kyle Carpenter

@KyleCarpenter

Consultant by day, @LonghornPod host by night. Food, good writing, & smart people. Not-so-secret soccer fanatic.

Houston, Texas Katılım Mart 2009
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Patrick Heizer
Patrick Heizer@PatrickHeizer·
Every Democrat since Carter has decreased the federal deficit. Every Republican since Eisenhower has increased the federal deficit.
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Sara McGee for Texas HD 132@SaraForTexLege

If there is ever a social phenomenon that needs to be studied, it is how the GOP has been able to hoodwink people for decades into thinking that they the party of “fiscal responsibility” when there is absolutely ZERO evidence to support that claim. And I mean ZERO.

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WembyMuse
WembyMuse@Wemby_Muse·
HARPER SCORES AND TIM DUNCAN GOES WILD
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Ron Filipkowski
Ron Filipkowski@RonFilipkowski·
In Uno that means you are losing.
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B/R Football
B/R Football@brfootball·
Thursday: signs a new Man Utd contract Sunday: scores winner against Liverpool Not a bad week for Kobbie Mainoo 🔥
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Alex Calabrese
Alex Calabrese@amcalabrese12·
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James Talarico
James Talarico@jamestalarico·
John Cornyn has been in public office longer than I’ve been alive.  He’s had 40 years to lower the cost of housing, healthcare, groceries, utilities, and gas. What’s the hold up?
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The Halfway Post
The Halfway Post@HalfwayPost·
BREAKING: Kash Patel is reportedly threatening to sue anyone who calls him “J. Edgar Boozer.”
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NASA
NASA@NASA·
@nikebasketball @wemby On this planet or out in the universe, Wemby defends.
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OptaSTATS
OptaSTATS@OptaSTATS·
Over his last 15 games, the @spurs' Victor Wembanyama has: 400+ points 150+ rebounds 50+ blocks 30+ threes made 15-0 record No one else in NBA history could match that stat line even if he took the best 15-game span of his career in each category separately.
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Directors’ Cup Updates
Directors’ Cup Updates@Direct_Cupdates·
Some positive movement for the @TexasLonghorns in several sports + some negative rankings changes for @GoStanford (largest being W Lax from 2nd to 9th, -37 points) has created a significant 70+ pt advantage for the Longhorns. Still early and lots of changes to come. Stay Tuned
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Maddy Skye
Maddy Skye@MaddySkye·
Spurs released this statement just a few moments ago.
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The Lead
The Lead@TheLeadSM·
The Spurs over their last 15 games: - 14-1 record - 1st in NBA in PPG - 1st in NBA in blocks - 1st in NBA in assists - 1st in NBA in net rating - 1st in NBA in plus-minus - 1st in NBA in defensive REB - 1st in NBA in opponent eFG% - 2nd in NBA in defensive rating
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aka@akafaceUS·
A duck chose to nest inside a school, returning each year to lay her eggs because she felt secure there. Once the ducklings hatch, she guides them through the hallways to the courtyard lake.
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💕 Brittany Belle 💕
💕 Brittany Belle 💕@BrittanyinTexas·
A lot of folks forget… Texas hasn’t always been red. 🤠 When Democrat Ann Richards was governor, Texas ranked 7th in education. After nearly 30 years of Republican control, Texas now ranks 40th overall in education & 47th in reading. It’s past time for a change. 🌊
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OptaSTATS
OptaSTATS@OptaSTATS·
The @spurs in February: W, 112-103 W, 116-106 W, 135-123 W, 138-125 W, 136-108 W, 126-113 W, 121-94 W, 139-122 W, 114-103 W, 110-107 W, 126-110 They're the first team in NBA history to go undefeated in a month while scoring 110+ points in every game (min. 10 games).
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Chris Bakke
Chris Bakke@ChrisJBakke·
Guy who picked Guadalajara as a World Cup venue at the FIFA board meeting tomorrow:
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Mollie Walker
Mollie Walker@MollieeWalkerr·
Team USA’s🇺🇸 head coach Mike Sullivan on the construction of this lineup: “The team was built with personality in mind… There are whiskey drinkers and milk drinkers, and we got a lot of whiskey drinkers.” 🥃🥛😁
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B/R Football
B/R Football@brfootball·
Man Utd have rediscovered their DNA 🧪
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