LADD Ryan

@tinaturttle Very nice🥂

@saniyafatma1278 Pretty sure the honeymoon ended when he lost his nuts🌸

This is Julius. My neighbors decided to kick him out of the house and stop leaving food out for him so he came and asked if he could move in. How could I say no! He came to me with an u.r.i, heart murmur and is fiv+. 2 days ago he got neutered, up to date on all vaccines. His blood work came back good. I'm waiting for the "honeymoon phase" to be over so I can see what kind of shenanigans he is capable of.

@tinaturttle Bellissima🥂

@DocAtCDI 🫡

Someone stole my Willy Warmer from the washing line! I'm not bothered about the warmer; I just want the 40 clothespins back.

@tinaturttle Honestly, unrecoverable🌸

I just ran at the airport omg that was embarrassing.

@dajdadondada Pink hair is cute...spare her🥂

acid water gun out the window 💦

@dajdadondada Yours or ours💕

ego is the man killer

@mariana057 Your wife is a trooper🥂

My wife got stung by a bee on the forehead.. she’s at the ER now and her face is all swollen and bruised. She almost died. Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee with my shovel.

@Lifeofstelynn They can be having a glass of wine and chatting quietly.

No one who actually cooks wants people in the kitchen when they’re cooking.

@mariana057 Finally, someone understands🥹

Only a woman who has had a baby without an epidural can truly understand the pain a man has when he gets a cold.

@cheygoulet Good morning to you both!💕🌸

Good morning from me and my dimple 🩷

@tinaturttle Same boo, same.

About to get my hair done. in a few hours idk yall anymore.

@dajdadondada Literally bit through my toung.

most people put their heads back to swallow big objects but the trick is to actually put your chin down towards your chest. #justathought

@mariana057 Excellent solutions, both🥂

I gave my wife a bunch of flowers last Valentine's Day. She said "Oh great, I suppose you expect me to open my legs for those!" I looked around the room and asked, "Why, haven't you got a vase?"

@JustinTinsley Makes you want to die to feel better

Bruh food poisoning will have you never wanting to eat again 🥴🥴🥴

@TheWarMonitor What could possibly go wrong?

China’s Defense Minister says Chinese ships will keep moving through the Strait of Hormuz since it has Iran's permission, and warns the U.S. not to “meddle.” In other words... China is calling Trump's bluff.

@DocAtCDI Honor and love to the magnificent Remo❤️🥹

Rest In Peace Remo 28 Sep 2014 - 13 Apr 2026 11:30 PM Ill be back when I can breathe

@dajdadondada Orcaphobia🥂

i think i have a fear of whales 🐋

@dajdadondada Soooo high maintenance💕

i be wanting to block everybody that watched my story & didn’t like it 😠

@alexisohanian Bunnies United

Strawberry shelves to keep the bunnies out