Lisa Newman

welcome back to a true kraken legend.

Me watching Taylor Swift on SNL

And now, we present to you: Justin Tucker kicking a 66-yard field goal while Justin Tucker sings opera

Joe Rogan: I'm not putting that COVID vaccine in my body! Who knows what it could do? Also Joe Rogan: I got COVID so I took monoclonal antibodies, Ivermectin, Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies, Z-Pak, some pills I found stuck in the cabinet, steroids, and long expired Crystal Pepsi.

Vin Diesel watching the McGregor fight

@Nationals r u having the game

@THEnickNewman what’s in your wallet

@Danicadowww @stassi Aren’t you banned from Tom Tom?

I’m willing to go back to waitressing at SUR for this quarantine to be over. Honestly— at this point, I’d pay to put on that SUR dress and clock in.

@GovLarryHogan @NSAGov @US_CYBERCOM @govlarryhogan can we talk about protecting our first responders? They are on the front lines of this battle, we should give them the PPE they need.

Among the many heroes on the front lines of this crisis are the patriots defending our nation at the @NSAGov and @US_CYBERCOM. We thank them and all of the Marylanders working around the clock to keep us safe and healthy. #MarylandUnites

@wbaltv11 @GovLarryHogan @govlarryhogan can we talk about protecting our first responders? They are on the front lines of this battle, we should give them the PPE they need.

LIVE: Gov. Larry Hogan updates Maryland's coronavirus response >> on.wbaltv.com/3bNFTON

@LarryHogan @GovLarryHogan @govlarryhogan @govlarryhogan can we talk about protecting our first responders? They are on the front lines of this battle, we should give them the PPE they need.

Watch @GovLarryHogan's COVID-19 Update Live:

@MDHealthDept @RepDavidTrone @repdavidtrone can we talk about protecting our first responders? They are on the front lines of this battle, we should give them the PPE they need.

What does Maryland's Stay at Home order mean? Unless it’s absolutely essential, residents need to stay home and practice social distancing. For answers to commonly asked questions, visit: phpa.health.maryland.gov/Documents/FAQ_…

@GovLarryHogan @govlarryhogan can we talk about protecting our first responders? They are on the front lines of this battle, we should give them the PPE they need.

We are going to continue to do everything we can to help Marylanders weather this storm, get back on their feet, and help them recover. A full list of today’s announcements can be found here: governor.maryland.gov/2020/04/03/gov…

Only 13 minutes until #ReputationTourMovie on #Netflix @taylorswift13

Doug Pederson’s visor for MVP #mvp #phillyphilly #dougiefresh

1: If you were stranded on a deserted island, what book would you bring? 2: Probably “How to Survive Being Stranded on a Deserted Island.”

#ThankfulThursday So happy to be at @wusa9 and @greatdaywash to share #CF info and talk about #DCBrewersBall. get tickets today! dcbrewersball.org

Lise Courtney is a rock star! Met her through DC’s Finest last summer for @CFF_DC and I am continuously impressed as she shares her story of living with CF. @dcbrewersball

Calling it now.. Chiefs - Eagles Super Bowl

@katyperry Slay mom