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This is gorgeous 💙 @LindaStupart

This is a real moment. Professor Neil Ferguson: "The epidemic was doubling every three to four days before lockdown interventions were introduced. So had we introduced lockdown measures a week earlier, we would have then reduced the final death toll by at least a half."

In a former life, when I thought you cd politely persuade people not to be racist Their response? "If you don't like it here, LEAVE". Which I'm yet to hear said to a white British person Racism is telling black people who have a critique of their own country, they should leave

In a world that has become so mad that it is impossible to parody, @DontPanic and I have turned our satirical hands to conspiracy theories instead. This is our attempt to vaccinate the world from the virus of fake news. Pls watch and share. youtube.com/watch?v=98pY07…

Black Lives Matter. They pulled it down, an enormous thud, they rolled it, clanking, hitting the road, then they threw it into the river

White feminism™️ is LITERALLY worthless. If your feminism isn’t based on race solidarity, class solidarity, trans solidarity, sex work solidarity, pan geographic solidarity, it is 100% mumsnet girlboss vacuous bullshit.

Frankie Boyle: We’re knee-deep in shit and drinking cups of tea theovertake.com/~beta/frankie-…

@smizz Mental... x

@LEATORP it's weird right? i looked at my email and the hacker was apparently based in Leeds? LOL

Got hacked guys. Sorry for any spam messages you might have got from me or weirdo tweets.

JG Ballard died 11 years ago today. Here he is in 1988 predicting that at some point we might all self-isolate by choice.

Not surprised to see this Lancashire Police officer threatening to 'make something up'. I was arrested last year for 'assaulting a police officer'. Four officers came to court with made-up statements. I was acquitted as I was lucky to have video evidence showing they all lied!

"Standing next to a clown don't make you prime minister"

When people see someone hoarding all the toilet rolls they are furious with them. When they see a billionaire they think ‘haven’t they done well for themselves’. People have to realise, it’s the same fucking thing.

There's always noise in survey data & we can't claim we designed an unbiased survey, but the results are clear: • Use fees to pay staff fairly (68 to 1) • Lecturers should spend 31 min per essay (10 min: 0; 20: 7; 25: 6; 30: 42; 35: 1; 40: 16) • Students would strike (68 to 0)

Beautiful food for thought... Watch “The UK in 100 seconds” on #Vimeo vimeo.com/291108273

You don’t owe anyone flat stomach! BREATHE SIS!!! RELEASE! 😮😮

The artist Paul Kindersley rocking the catwalk at London’s fashion week ☝️🎨🎯

Doctors in the 19th century viewed female masturbation as an abnormal practice that could cause insanity or even kill. Not surprisingly, remedies could be extreme. wellcomecollection.org/articles/XGvXY…

@PaulKindersley Very calm and Stezaker. Happy new year Paul 💙

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UK Parliament: Make lying in politics illegal - Sign the Petition! chng.it/nZGRZ5vS via @UKChange