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Art Vandelay

@LJS527

The Jerk Store's #1 bestseller. 🇺🇲🇮🇱🇺🇦🌐 Latex manufacturing 🏭 Hitting instructor ⚾ Marine Biologist 🐋 Architect 🏙️

161 Street, Bronx, NY Katılım Temmuz 2010
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Art Vandelay
Art Vandelay@LJS527·
@DastDn Favorite to be the GOP nominee in 28 Not necessarily president.
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LoLNothingMatters
Vance is a terrible human and an agressively average mind. He's currently the favorite to be the next President.
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Senator John Connor
Senator John Connor@JohnConnor_US·
I had to write most of this twice because my phone hates me. I expect at least 3 likes in light of this.
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Art Vandelay@LJS527·
@DerekPederson3 I deleted all of my tweets from the beginning of my account (2010? 2011?) until sometime in 2022 because... nobody needs to see that shit 😂😂😂
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Derek Pederson 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇻🇪
Honestly, the screenshots I’ve seen from Rama Duwaji might have been among the most tame jokes I ever made as a teenager. I’m one year younger than she is.
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Alice
Alice@AliceFromQueens·
lmfao
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
I’ve only ever known one poly couple ever in real life. Here’s what happened. I’m not making this up. 1. Guy goes to his much hotter wife and says he wants an open marriage. She reluctantly agrees. 2. She immediately goes out and bangs some guy. 3. He gets all pissed off. 4. He invites me out for coffee and wants me to commiserate with him. Like he’s OUTRAGED. He wants me to agree with him that she was way out of line for … something, I dunno what. I’m like man i feel for you but … to be fair … 5. He divorces her.
Jesse Singal@jessesingal

Extree extree! Hot of the presses! Fifteen new stories about polyamory!

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Art Vandelay
Art Vandelay@LJS527·
@AliceFromQueens Clearly that guy does not understand that you are a woman of great beauty, elegance, and intelligence. Otherwise, he wouldn't be running his mouth like that.
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Mike Coté
Mike Coté@ratlpolicy·
I haven't been cooking much recently - having a newborn in the house tends to take up a lot of time! - but I finally got back to it in earnest last night. Whipped up some casarecce pasta with chicken & asparagus in a lemon/garlic/white wine sauce. Delicious! #twittersupperclub
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Art Vandelay
Art Vandelay@LJS527·
@jarvis_best You keep falling for those sting operations with the undercover cop dressed as a prostitute?
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
I may not recognize the car I woke up in this morning but that will not stop me from rising and grinding like an absolute king.
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@senatorshoshana I think it's like having another tool in the toolbox, and we should be grateful for that. More tools = better chance at fixing problems.
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥
When I say this medicine stopped my brain from having thoughts, I really mean that I could barely think for months. It's why I stopped tweeting - I actually couldn't think. And that wasn't anywhere near the worst of the side effects. ChatGPT enabled me to find out what the medicine was doing, and create these graphs to help me figure out how to come off this medication safely. I struggled to research on my own with the state my mind was in, and I could not have estimated these possible receptor occupancy curves even if my mind was working better. ChatGPT was a godsend when doctors failed me. Read my piece below
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Shoshana Weissmann, Sloth Committee Chair 🦥@senatorshoshana

I have a new piece on AI and medicine, and a big overshare. Last year, a doctor misdiagnosed me and put me on medication which had effects worse than anything I've experienced in my entire life. ChatGPT is the only reason I've been able to come off the medicine safely.

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