L. Thomas Cater

@anon_opin It's not even the best episode of breaking bad

The pilot episode of Breaking Bad is the greatest opening episode of any television show ever.

@totalfilm Only on the second viewing.

Starring Edward Norton and Richard Gere, Primal Fear was released 30 years ago today! Did you see the plot twist coming?

I bet everyone's being really rational about this marmalade thing.

@monstroso Not so much Bob Flemyng as Ian Flemming eh?

Just in case anyone thought it was an April Fool I’ll repeat this. It’s official. The #JamesBond book I’ve been working on for the last 2 years is out this autumn

@anon_opin Farmfoods?

The hierarchy of supermarkets in the UK is as follows - M&S Food Waitrose Tesco Sainsbury's Morrisons Aldi/Lidl Co-Op Asda Iceland

@monstroso I hope Bond wins

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@thedlpgeek Still think they should have gone with Hollywood Adventure, if they had to change it at all.

That blue ribbon effect with the stylised font… why isn’t that the new logo? I still hate the name Disney Adventure World, but if we have to have it I’d much that be used instead of the corporate san serif nothing burger we got.

Oh I did not like that bit with the knife in Bring Her Back at all.

@dannywallace No bother to me, I bank with Net Wast

I see the Halifex have a new Costumer service!

@FergusCraig @almurray Yeah i got a bad feeling about Celebrity Sabotage too.

Been watching a series about American talk shows and they say things like ‘for the first three years we really didn’t know what we were doing but then we found our feet’. UK: this has been on forty seconds and they should all be shot.

Really looking forward to everyone having very normal and fair responses to a comedy show tonight.

@anon_opin Almost as if the first bit is the reason why the second bit.

People will gladly eat the same breakfast and lunch 5-6 days out of the week. Suggest the same evening meal 2 nights in a row however, and you're looked at like you've escaped from an asylum.

Chuck Norris didn't die, death Chuck Norrissed

@bbcpress @BBCiPlayer No offence to the show, but hasn't he got better things to do?

📢 Michael Sheen to host House Of Games! Sheen has been confirmed for the next series on @BBCiPlayer and BBC Two More ➡️ bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/20…

@qikipedia Sounds like it had good form.

Tyrannosaurus rex ran on its tiptoes.

@NoContextBrits A photo

What do you call this?

@Q_Review McCartney: The Weird Al Story

The paul mccartney movie should end on this scene

@totalfilm Oh yeah?

Fargo hit the big screen 30 years ago today! ❄️

@RebeccaCNReid Not to mention sabotaging her future happiness with James Bond.

WHY SHOULDN'T A MAN DRESS UP AS A SCOTTISH WOMAN AND LIE TO HIS CHILDREN WHILE FRAUDULENTLY BEING EMPLOYED AS THEIR NANNY AND DRAWING A SALARY FROM HIS SOON TO BE EX WIFE

The men replying to this are really very not okay.

Series 3-6 of Red Dwarf is among the best TV ever made

@anon_opin Fringe opinion

Surprised Claudia Winkleman doesn't get more stick for being the same hue as Donald J Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.