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7 supplements with actual human trial evidence for aging, ranked by proof strength: 1. GlyNAC (Glycine + NAC), $0.50/day Baylor RCT, 24 adults, 16 weeks. Corrected 7 hallmarks of aging: oxidative stress down 70%+, mitochondrial dysfunction, insulin resistance, genomic damage, senescence. Glutathione up 164%. Gait speed improved. 2. Creatine, $0.10/day Meta-analysis of 22 RCTs (n=721 older adults): improved lean mass and muscle function. WHICAP cohort (n=2,900): dementia risk down ~30%. 3. Urolithin A (Mitopure), $2/day Nature Aging (Nov 2025), 50 adults, 28 days: expanded naive CD8+ T cells, reduced T-cell exhaustion, improved CD8+ fatty acid oxidation +14.7pp. Separate RCT: 12% muscle strength gain. 4. NMN, $1-2/day GeroScience 2023, 80 adults, 60-day multicenter RCT: blood biological age held flat across all doses while placebo aged (p<0.05). NAD+ rose (p≤0.001). Six-minute walk improved. 5. Spermidine, $0.30/day 20-year Graz cohort: lower mortality. 1-year pilot in MCI (n=100): 42% showed cognitive improvement vs decline in placebo. 6. Alpha-Ketoglutarate (Ca-AKG), $0.50/day 42-person study (2022): ~8-year biological age reduction on Horvath clock. ABLE trial (NCT05706389, 120 adults, 6-month RCT): results pending. 7. Taurine, $0.15/day Science 2023: 10-12% lifespan extension in mice and worms. Blood levels drop ~80% from youth to old age. Zero human aging RCTs completed. NCT05930210 ongoing. The honest ranking: creatine has the most RCT replications. GlyNAC has the most hallmarks corrected. Taurine has the most promising animal data and the least human evidence. I'd start with creatine.

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BPC-157 restarted a stopped heart. Potassium levels above 12 mmol/L. Lethal. The heart flatlined. Asystole. No rhythm. No pulse. BPC-157 brought it BACK. Sinus rhythm restored. QRS normalized. The heart was beating again. Given before OR after. Both worked. Researchers called the effect “lifesaving.” (PMID: 36359218) A peptide from stomach juice restarted a heart that potassium killed. Let that sink in. Then I looked at what else it does to the heart: → reversed drug-induced arrhythmias → counteracted heart failure → reversed pulmonary hypertension → counteracted myocardial infarction → protected heart cells directly → prevented blood clots without affecting coagulation Every cardiac drug targets ONE problem. Blood thinners thin blood. Beta blockers slow rhythm. ACE inhibitors lower pressure. BPC-157 protected the heart from arrhythmias, infarction, hypertension, and clotting. In the same studies. Same peptide. Your cardiologist manages symptoms one drug at a time. A peptide your stomach makes protected the entire system. 500+ studies. No lethal dose. And it restarted a heart that flatlined. Do what you want with this information. I know what I did.

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A SINGLE dose of a newly discovered frog gut bacterium COMPLETELY ERADICATES 100% of cancerous tumors within just 15 days in mice. Landmark study finds the natural bacterium Ewingella americana selectively targets, colonizes, and eliminates tumors—with NO detectable toxicity.

SOMEONE BUILT A FULL PALANTIR-STYLE SYSTEM TO PLAN A FAMILY TRIP It tracks routes, convoy movement, meal logistics, expenses, and overall readiness in one clean dashboard. What's crazy is how it was built, using Gemini and Codex to turn an idea into a working system fast. This is the shift, tools that used to take serious engineering effort can now be built way faster with Al. The project was created by @andrewjiang and it actually worked surprisingly well.

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