Labode Michael

@onu_slim How do you metamorphose from a life/financial coach to a silly political propagandist? Have you been the latter all along but using the former to get followers?

APC emergency meeting this morning: “How do we infiltrate NDC?” 😂😂😂 Chairman: “We used Abure to destroy Labour Party.” Answer: “Obi don comot.” Chairman: “We used court cases to destabilise ADC.” Answer: “Obi don comot again.” Chairman: “So what do we do with NDC?” Silence. One man raises hand: “We infiltrate it.” Another man: “With who? Every agent we sent before, Obi recognized and left before they settled in.” Another silence. Senior adviser clears throat: “Oga, this man is not staying anywhere long enough for us to corrupt it. By the time we recruit somebody, pay them, position them and file the court case, he don already pack him load.” Tinubu sighs. “So we are fighting a man who moves faster than our lawyers?” “Yes sir.” “And he is taking Kwankwaso with him?” “Yes sir.” “And the Obidients are following him to every new party?” “Yes sir.” Long silence. “Order more rice and bags. We need to buy more people.” 😂😂😂 The 2027 election is simple. It is owners versus thieves. And the thieves are currently in an emergency meeting because the owners just found a new house they cannot locate yet.

Please pray I come out of here stronger than I’m going in. Love you all 🦋💜✝️🙏🏾 #Lupus #911 🚑

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Man. A few years ago, I was drinking at this joint I normally drink at in G.R.A when this young waitress served. Looked all of 17 & it was quite late. I was a bit bothered. She looked way too young. So I asked her. She was 17. Pretty young girl...

He knew the price. He counted the cost. And he stood anyway. Shahbaz Bhatti was not ignorant of the danger around him. In a nation where speaking up for Christians could cost you everything, he chose courage over comfort, truth over silence, and Christ over his own safety. He received threats. He was warned. He knew his name was on a list. Yet he refused to back down. Why? Because his faith was not built on convenience—it was built on conviction. Shahbaz Bhatti stood for justice. He defended the oppressed. He spoke when it was risky, and he refused to compromise even when the pressure intensified. His life echoes a powerful truth: following Jesus is not always safe, but it is always worth it. There is a kind of faith that only shows up when everything is easy. But there is another kind—the kind that stands when standing hurts… The kind that speaks when silence would be safer… The kind that remains unshaken even when death is knocking at the door. That is the faith he carried. He reminds us today that boldness in Christ is not measured in words, but in sacrifice. It is proven in the fire. It is revealed when the world says “be quiet,” but your spirit says “I cannot deny Him.” Many of us may never face persecution like this—but we will face moments where standing for Christ will cost us something: • Our reputation • Our comfort • Our relationships • Our opportunities And in those moments, the question will be the same: Will you still stand? The persecuted church is not weak—it is powerful, refined, and unwavering. Their stories are not meant to scare us, but to awaken us. Awaken us to deeper faith. Awaken us to bold obedience. Awaken us to a love for Christ that cannot be shaken. Let this be your prayer today: “Lord, give me a faith that stands—not only when it is easy, but when it costs me everything.” Because in the end, the greatest testimony is not how comfortable we were… It is how faithful we remained. #ChristianNews #PersecutedChurch #FaithUnderFire

Please pray for the repose of Hannah’s soul. She was a student and record-breaking swimmer at Ave Maria University. She tragically suffered a catastrophic brain bleed and died on Easter Sunday.

Today I celebrate a great woman who beat the odds because of her faith and belief. A virtuous woman full of integrity, love, strength and purpose. Happy birthday Mum.

Someone said this rural church looks like a football viewing center 😂. Well, here we behold Christ.

I need all my bro and sisters in Christ to pray for a buddy of mine Roger. He found out a while back that he has pancreatic cancer and he’s now taking chemo. The chemo is making him so sick and throws up constantly. 💔💔💔

That cross had your name on it. “It is finished.” — John 19:30 Debt cancelled. Price paid. Grace released. Thank you Jesus!

HE CAME HE DIED HE RESURRECTED HE ASCENDED HE WILL BE BACK HIS NAME IS JESUS.

Passion of The Christ🇻🇦🩸 “Mel Gibson warned actor Jim Caviezel that playing the character of Christ was going to be very difficult and that if he accepted, he most likely would be marginalized by Hollywood. Caviezel asked for a day to think about it and his response to Mel who was funding and directing the movie was: "I think we have to make it, even if it is difficult." And something else, my initials are J.C., and I am 33 years old. "I didn't realize that until now." Mel responded with “You're really scaring me you know.” During filming, Jim Caviezel who plays the part of Jesus lost 45 pounds, he was struck by lightning, he was accidentally struck twice during the scourging scene leaving a deep 14-inch scar, he dislocated his shoulder when the cross was dropped into the hole with him on the cross. He then suffered pneumonia and hypothermia from being nearly naked with only a loin cloth on the cross for endless hours. The crucifixion scene alone took 5 weeks of the 2 months of shooting. His body was so stressed and exhausted from playing the role that he had to undergo two open heart surgeries after the filming production. Jim explained, “I didn’t want people to see me. I just want them to see Jesus. Conversions will happen through that.” Almost like a clairvoyant prediction many amazing things happened. Pedro Sarubbi, who played Barabbas, felt that it was not Caviezel who was looking at him, but Jesus Christ himself, as he played that role he said of Caviezel, “His eyes had no hatred or resentment towards me, only mercy and love." Luca Lionello, the artist who played Judas, was an avowed atheist before shooting began. He eventually converted, and baptized his children. One of the main technicians working on the film was a Muslim converted to Christianity. Some producers said they saw actors dressed in white they didn’t recognize during one of the filming sessions, and when they reviewed the recordings they realized they couldn’t see them in that footage. The Passion of the Christ is the highest grossing US religious as well as the highest R-rated film of all time, with $370.8 million! Worldwide, it grossed $611 million. More importantly, it has reached 100’s of millions of people around the world. Mel Gibson paid $30 million out of his own pocket for the production of the film because no studio would take on the project. Today Jim Caviezel simply and boldly proclaims his faith in Christ, and the miracle it was for him to represent Christ as an actor and a greater believer of Christ because of this experience.

My people… 💔 Seeing a 4-year-old girl fighting for her life is absolutely heartbreaking 😭🙆 Please don’t scroll past without dropping a word of prayer for her speedy recovery 🙏 May God heal her completely and give her strength to survive this 🙌 As you say a prayer for her, may you and your family not experience sickness or visit the hospital this month. Amen 🙏 Kindly share this post so more people can pray for her ❤️

Please drop a short message for me. Even if you don't know me. 🙌

You Trek & Trek Only To Find One Soul To Preach A Full Sermon To. No One Who Knows The Sacrifice In Soul Winning Jigawa state

My Biological father is Suffering from stroke For over 2 weeks now. In person of Hon. Alphansus Orshio Umough. Of mbabai Settling at Chahul. Iwagu Keana LGA Nassarawa state. Traveling from Makurdi to Kwande LGA and to support Financially for the treatment to go smoothly with education at hand has not been easy at all. Please your prayers and support is needed for I can't handle this alone. God why now that am in school? Anyways you knows best please come and take control.🙏🏿 Man demand prayers supports

If you are the man who paid for the food of three soldiers yesterday evening at the restaurant close to Tamando Navy Barracks, Apapa, this message is for you. We were three of us. After eating, we asked for the bill, which was ₦9,600, only for the waitress to tell us that someone had already paid for our food. She said you pointed at us and cleared the bill, then left before we could even see you or say thank you. To be honest, we were surprised and even a bit pained that we didn’t get the chance to appreciate you in person. We don’t know your reasons, we don’t know your story, but what you did meant a lot to us. So wherever you are, we want to say thank you. Thank you for appreciating us. Thank you for your kindness. Thank you for your support. May God bless you, may He continue to shine light on your path, and may you never lack help when you need it. From three grateful soldiers we appreciate you. 🫡🪖 May Nigeria forever be blessed 🇳🇬

I traded one account for 1 full year and generated over $100,000 from it. One account. One system. One level of discipline. If you’re still losing live accounts, the issue isn’t strategy. It’s how you operate. Here’s what actually moved the needle: ▫️Capital was treated like inventory. Every position had to justify its allocation. If the setup wasn’t clean, it didn’t get funded. ▫️Risk was standardized. Same exposure per trade, no adjustments based on mood or recent wins. Consistency did the heavy lifting. ▫️Patience became part of the strategy. Fewer trades, higher quality decisions. Most opportunities were ignored, and that made the difference. ▫️Execution was based on confirmation. I allowed price to validate the idea before committing capital. Precision over anticipation. ▫️Account protection was the priority. The objective was to preserve capital first and let compounding do the rest. That’s how one account produces six figures over time. Disciplined execution. Structured thinking. Long-term focus. If you fix how you operate, your results will follow.

Oh yes! Arthur Okonkwo stopped for me, haha. Guess what, he’s so chill, he waited and I asked him what you guys suggested. My exact words were, “Have you sorted your nationality stuff?”. Bro laughed and ran away😂😂😂 Even all those oyinbo beside me sef gather laugh, because I was telling them before the Wrexham bus arrived that I was gonna ask him, so they understood😅 Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, our incoming number one goalkeeper, ARTHUR OKONKWO.

That man right there is the biggest name out of Nigerian football. If you don’t travel around the world please don’t argue with me.