LadyMacDonald

If Julius Caesar was born today he would be a baby.

@agreatdayinnc Oh my word! At one point, I had a 7yo, a 4yo, 1yo twins, and a newborn. It was... a lot. 😬 But we made it through!

Some of y’all would lose your minds if you knew the things I did with my twins to survive Where my other twin mamas who won’t tell a soul, unless it’s a fellow twin mom We survived, our kids survived and it’s okay yall

Why is trad always homesteading and 1950s aesthetics... and never 19th century aristocratic landowner's wife? I just want an estate fully staffed with servants. Is that such an unreasonable trad life goal? 🥺

@myWinnipesaukee My first real job was at the Tamarack.

The Tamarack Restaurant has sold... A landmark in the Lakes Region for over 60 years. The new owners who will continue the legacy of the restaurant as well as the name. (Hi Linda)

@The_King_Trout The British spelling "diarrhoea" is even worse.

No one actually knows how to spell diahrrea correctly; and if they do, they’re possessed by some sort of demon or otherworldly critter or creature.

@JohnH_BBT @MrsSarahZee They took her in an extremely vulnerable condition, too. They raided her home, murdered her 6 day old newborn baby Martha by slamming her against a tree, & then forced her, still sore & bleeding from delivery, to walk for miles. I completely understand why she did what she did.

@MrsSarahZee She was taken captive in an indian raid where 15 children were slain by the natives. I’m sure the fucking losers with the spray paint took that into account

Sad to see Hannah Duston has been vandalized. My husband is afraid I could damage the stone if I try scrubbing with a stiff brush and chemical stripper, so I contacted Friends of the Northern Rail Trail to ask for assistance. Hoping to hear back soon.

@myWinnipesaukee Same.

Yup... this weather sucks.

@Notwokenow Guys, stop worrying. I'm sure there will be some kind of one-time override you can purchase for an exorbitant fee so you can escape that oncoming tornado even when panicked. And if signal/power is ever lost, I'm SURE the vehicle won't be locked as its default state.

This. Is. Terrifying. This technology should NEVER be allowed to be used. Ford can fvck right off and so can the Congress members who voted to put this tech in vehicles starting in 2027.

@CowGirlKisser "Excuse me... Godfrey, is it? Yes, I need your permission slip." "Right! My permission slip! That my wife signed! With her own hand!" "Godfrey, why is the 'X' in YOUR handwriting?!" "No no, that's hers. I swear it!" "Do you swear by your sword?" "*GULP* Uhhh... "

Found out Pope Urban II forced married crusaders to get permission from their wives and I am now imagining a sitcom episode about a guy trying to go on crusade without his wife finding out

@ElectricTo11 @BlueBoxDave Can't let anyone inside the building in order to preserve the children's privacy, but stolen records (which would also presumably violate their privacy) are of no concern.

@BlueBoxDave Luckily the thieves only took records of children being cared for at the Learing Center. Because of this, Walz and the Democratic leaders of Minnesota aren't even worried about finding the perpetrators. Everything is fine.

Did we ever get an update on the Somali run day care in Minneapolis that had its records stolen in a break in? Did they ever catch the perpetrator?

@simonwu @TaraBull It probably crawled in after the drink was opened. It would not have been so intact if it had been through the canning process and then sat around a warehouse/store for a while.

@TaraBull How in the world did that make it past Quality Control. The weight difference should of got it.

I really hope she didn't drink this

@Kevin_L_Collins @TooWhiteToTweet @Stone_tossers Scaphism

@TooWhiteToTweet @Stone_tossers Hear me out. . . Prisoners bound with acid resistant metal and lowered s l o w l y feet first into vats of highly deadly - but torturelously slowly corrosive acid.

~ Brown woman kidnaps White child at knifepoint ~ Brown woman attempts to murder White child ~ Brown woman receives 1/1000th the media coverage of White mom who said a word to a Somali child stealing from her on a Minnesota playground

@gotrice2024 @korzewarrior She didn't rewire the electrical panel. She swapped out a toilet seat by twisting a couple plastic bolts. Absolutely no harm done. Taking responsibility is a good thing. Don't attempt to discourage this kind of behavior by imagining more complicated scenarios that never happened.

@korzewarrior Wha if she didn’t fix something right it opens the owner up for liability

This woman rented an Airbnb for a few days. One morning while using a curling iron, she melted the toilet seat. Feeling handy she went to the local hardware store, got another one and fixed it. Then she took the old one yo dispose of to get rid of the evidence. If this was your house would you be okay with this, why get rid of the evidence without telling the owner if you are going to put a video of you doing it online anyway?

He is risen.

There was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused 🐢💨

@dissidntdad HMU when you're up & running because we're in NH and we've got sheep!

if this whole wool thing works out, a dream would be to buy a mill in an old New England town, bring manufacturing to it and return it to glory.

ME: *browsing audiobooks* Ooh! This looks good. Could I get a sample of the audio to see if I like the narrator? AUDIBLE: Sure! Here's a clip from the book's introduction, read by somebody else! ME: But that's not... AUDIBLE: You're welcome!

@Daily_MailUS Just in time for the new Mummy movie, yeah?

BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'

@KelleyKga @MrsCMFrancis Yep, these. I get ants every spring and this takes care of them quickly.

@MrsCMFrancis This is all that ever really works for me.

Ok what are we trying that’s a little more natural than RAID for the ants tormenting my kitchen

@AeshnidaeBlue @CatholicCharm I highly recommend Pioneer Woman's maple cinnamon rolls: thepioneerwoman.com/food-cooking/r…

@CatholicCharm You want to beat her at cinnamon rolls? 1. Use a brioche-style sweet bread dough. 2. The filling should be spiced apple butter and either crushed pecans or almonds. 3. Frosting is a thin powdered sugar and milk based w/vanilla. 4. Top with the same nuts used in the filling.

My husband recently started a new job and they hired another guy at the same time as him. I love sending him into work with homemade baked goods but he said hold off until he’s out of training so he doesn’t look like a suck up. Well guess what? The other new guy’s wife made cinnamon rolls. She doesn’t even know it but now we’re in a baking Cold War