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To understand Lindsey Graham, you have to know both his parents died when he was 20. He never wanted anyone else to know such sorrow & so was driven the rest of his life to kill as many children as possible around the world, so they could never get old enough for that to happen.

People start getting angry when your illness doesn’t improve. Eventually, you stop being seen as someone who is sick and start being seen as an inconvenience, even a source of annoyance, to people who don’t even know you.

To those who think literacy is not important, and don’t think the general public needs to read books, you wanna know where that ends up? With an obviously fake ai “statement” as proof of life from a high-ranking political official who is *clearly fucking dead.*

Where’s that tweet about every video of Mamdani looking like a clip from a Disney movie called KID MAYOR where a thirteen year old just has fun and makes the city better because he doesn’t know that politics is supposed to be awful.

deeply saddened by the passing of my colleague, Literal Hitler. while we disagreed on many things, he always knew how to make us laugh.

Thank you for your email. I am at an early stage in my redemption arc and am unable to reply

They messed up in their proof of life, and showed McConnell’s condition is more serious: McConnell claims after 4 weeks in the hospital he is now in a rehab center after a “small fall” His Capitol Police detail is still at GE Hospital. The hospital itself has most of its rehab clinics across the street, and only two core ones on site: -Advanced Heart Failure Therapy And -Acute Rehab The Acute Rehab center is only 19 beds and for the most serious conditions for patients needing around the clock therapy and support. Their own site lists the types of conditions treated including recovery after brain injuries, strokes, neurological disorders, and major trauma. Mobility issues would get treated at the Outpatient Rehab (at GW’s Foggy Bottom campus). Post ventilator rehabilitation happens in the core hospital medical rooms directly. We know he is in neither of these, as the type of chair he is in doesn’t match recent photos from the main hospital. So Mitch McConnell is most likely in the “Acute Rehab Center” which specializes primarily in patients with brain injuries and neurological issues.

Just when you thought it wasn't possible to invent/ exploit a technology that would make the climate crisis worse..

That Mitch McConnell "statement"... Sure, Jan. And you know they're going to do this same thing when it's the big one.

Lindsey Graham’s main Mossad handler gives a wistful sigh as he erases two terabytes of blackmail material

Say what you want about how awful this website is, but it remains the best place to be when a shit bag dies.

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

@Safeway I asked if it's corporate policy to send near-expired or completely rotten food out on home delivery orders. You didn't answer. I asked again if it was corporate policy. You said you "understand the question" but still didn't answer it. It's obvious why. And it's disgusting.

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Executives at @Safeway : is it corporate policy to send near-expired or completely rotten food out on home delivery orders? I’m disabled, I rely on grocery delivery. I’m not your trashcan. May you rot in hell the same way my bell peppers rotted before you sent them to my house.

You’re laughing. Lindsey Graham is about to be reincarnated as Anne Hathaway’s baby and you’re laughing

Mitch McConnell: thank you so much for the heart transplant doctor. I feel so much better already. Why’s the room so quiet? Where’s Lindsey Graham? Doctor: who do u think gave u the heart…

Remember if you say mean things about him and get fired they’ll have to pay you $300,000! Let’s get that bag babyyy!!!

in storytelling, you want your audience focused on Mitch McConnell, wondering if he’s alive, what’s going on with him. Etc etc. Build up the suspense. Create a false binary. And then, BOOM— they never even see your Lindsay Graham cliffhanger until it hits

@LindseyGrahamSC wait till Mitch McConnell hears about this

Lindsey Graham was among the most viciously racist & bloodthirsty warmongers in the history of Congress. That he was also pretty clearly a closeted gay man who chose to make the lives of all marginalized people miserable in service to power says everything about him. Rest in piss

RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.