
Goblin Lise
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Goblin Lise
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Chief Goblin Officer @DateLikeGoblins | Agent of Chaos | Actually 🦝🦝 in a 👗| Founder of @The_Wreck_List | Former Child, @SmallGirlsPR, @Shapeways










Yesterday I’m hosting a live Q&A on women and dating with ~50 single dudes. Guy goes: “I love esports — play competitively, have a coach — OK to talk about this on dates?” The stylist on my team, a hot single girl, chimes in: “I own a dedicated gaming computer, and play Overwatch 2 competitively, so I can speak to this…” We’ve been friends for years, and she's never MENTIONED video games. I’m dying to hear whatever she says next, which is...






French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy







