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@LadybugLise

Chief Goblin Officer @DateLikeGoblins | Agent of Chaos | Actually 🦝🦝 in a 👗| Founder of @The_Wreck_List | Former Child, @SmallGirlsPR, @Shapeways

[email protected] Katılım Mayıs 2009
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alli@sonofalli·
when ur the non technical hire
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
Love flying now. It’s like… “ok, so now we are boarding Steerage Star Members™️. Please empty the contents of your pockets for gate check”
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
FYI if flying out of SEA (Seattle) and checking a bag with @Delta, leave extra time. The wait for bag drop is 40+ minutes.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
He then says goodbye (which he hates doing) to ten million lightning bugs (all of them). But wait. He knows where several still are. ….Because he keeps them in a jar… Oh no.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
Was @owlcity’s Fireflies about dating? There were ten million fireflies. Then there were ten thousand lighting bugs (presumably hanging with him) That he got a thousand hugs from. So 10% of lighting bugs hugged him. Or if HPB (hugs per bug) is >1, even less.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
@NWischoff YES! I wrote an entry in my journal about this— I phrased it as Hungry Horses become the unicorns. Founders able to grow and thrive under the worst conditions are battle-tested and will be able to accomplish even more with resources. A Wharton grad won’t always thrive in famine😉
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Nichole Wischoff@NWischoff·
Sat in on a small group presentation about what all of the best companies (Meta, Airbnb, etc) have in common led by a blue chip firm. Was totally useless. Pattern matching is mostly a useless exercise. The key thing seems pretty obvious. The founder refused to give up and for years.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
@Wefunder hey y'all, the links to your Founder FAQ all appear to be broken on your site...
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Goblins@DateLikeGoblins·
Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage? For the record, we recommend pairing both.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
@Amtrak is there any way to change my departure location? My friend is going to drive me to a larger station so I don't need the smaller connections. There's no way to do it via your website.
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
Wild that @QuickBooks has a documented issue regarding email logins not pulling up accounts and their “fix” is to login using your user ID 💀
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Elmo@elmo·
Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
@QuickBooks uhm, how can I call customer service when I log into my account you've been billing me for but no longer shows any products connected to my account???
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
@AidenTYMC hi Aiden! What's the best way to pitch a story to your team? I wasn't able to find an email that felt appropriate for Illumination! Lemme know :D
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Goblin Lise@LadybugLise·
The screen of my 2021 MacBook Pro completely stopped working and @Apple wants $900 to fix it. So, took a while but I’m back in the @Microsoft fold! I was the second person at @BestBuy this morning with the same screen issue 👀
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