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@Domahhhh @penguin_pmkt Venezuela rules cuck legend 2-0

The scam is...what? I asked them to create a market on the legal (de jure) leader of Venezuela. According to Venezuela's constitution, Maduro can't technically stay President for 12 months while absent. But I thought Venezuela may change or reinterpret that law (as many autocracies do). The reason I asked for a de jure market is that you can't really argue it (and if you can, you create a neutral tiebreaker with who the UN recognizes). Someone who is officially the president is far less debatable than the de facto, or acting, leader. Because the person with the ACTUAL power can get very chaotic and debatable. One of the OG rule fights was whether Gaddafi was still leader of Libya after he fled the capitol, but remained in Libya (de jure vs de facto). This avoids that fight. It's not my fault that people priced it totally wrong and assumed stupid stuff. Aside from the official govt site and the UN, Delcy has said publicly -- repeatedly -- that Maduro is still the President. So there's really no excuse to price it that poorly. I thought it was easily worth 20%+, because it's the status quo.

domer helped write the rules for the “leader of Venezuela” market that he eventually scammed

@FormerCFTCGC NBA games are not played on console or PC. How could they be gaming?

🚨 The CFTC “does not believe” that an event contract on a sports event “involves gaming.” 🚨

@BunchuBets First nicotine pouch of the morning

There’s just literally nothing better than the first sip of coffee in the morning.

@SCHIZO_FREQ Pay your taxes and file an extension

FOUND ANOTHER CATEGORY OF DEDUCTIONS AN HOUR BEFORE THE FILING DEADLINE GOD IS SO GOOD

@sporadica TSA Agent

jobs left after the singularity:

@KitChellel Already bought it and enjoying it!

Lucky Devils is out today! Read all about it in Wired!

To illustrate, imagine making a watch that costs $1,000 to manufacture available exclusively on the IRS rewards store, redeemable for 5 million rewards points. The watch would be a huge status symbol, and someone with 4.98 million rewards points may pay an extra $20k taxes voluntarily just to obtain the watch. And people who are currently underreporting income will be more likely to accurately report what they owe so that they don't look poor compared to their peers. Basically allows the government to tax vanity.

Hopefully having my most painful day of 2026 today (writing checks to IRS and state taxing authorities). Idea I had years ago that would make paying taxes fun and would almost certainly pay for itself would be for the government to have a rewards system that allows you to receive exclusive gifts based on amount of taxes paid. Each dollar paid = 1 reward point on IRS account, redeemable on IRS schwag store for exclusive experiences (tours of gov buildings, NASA launches), coin mints, national park passes etc.

@darrelltalksfi James Gandfoni died at 51, so he didn’t get to enjoy his 401(k) money

Me enjoying retirement as a multimillionaire because I consistently contributed to my 401(k), bought low-cost index funds, and took full advantage of my employer match.

@DataBasedBets @THATBOYMMAGURU Probably 0 away tbh

@THATBOYMMAGURU We’re one more misread away from needing a third party to conduct an investigation

They jsut overturned this shit to a draw what the fuck is wrong with the judges recently how hard is it to read a fucking scorecard Bullshit scorecard anyway but this is so unprofessional, unreal #UFC327

@KILLTOPARTY Do you want your son to go D1 or not?

“But why did mainstream media die?”

Just got around to mailing super bowl winners. Woulda been higher EV to just bet everything game day on Kalshi, but this is how it feels going to a dingy off-strip casino in Vegas to bet No Safety at -1000 for the limit

@FezzikSports @PlayProphetX Anyone who doesn’t understand why it’s harder to win an a low bid/ask exchange full of sharps than a sportsbook has no chance of winning at a sportsbook. So you may as well play at the exchange and lose 1.5% instead of 4.5%

My favorite FREEZING HOT take: Don't lay -103 on @PlayProphetX since you will be up against the best players in the world. Instead make the IDENTICAL bet -110 vs. a Sports Book. The traditional books say their data and their studies show you will do better making these type of bets....

@L0m3z Heads of state from two of America’s most significant geopolitical rivals/enemies have been neutralized and people still unironically say “TACO”

Trump likes to make big bets and wild rhetorical gambits. He is a gambler, and when people declare TACO, what they are observing is that he will simply fold his hand when he's drawing dead. People consider this a deficiency, but it's actually one of his great strengths.

My view is that 1. We are not stuck in a long-term quagmire with catastrophic geopolitical/economic consequences, and 2. Iran is a rational actor who predictably responds to incentives. This bodes well for negotiations and provides more maneuverability than people realize.

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It’s funny that leftist perspectives on sexuality are supposedly predicated on liberation from rigid categorization, only to create the most comically granular and contrived sexual categories humanly possible

@AnthonyDabbundo The greatest fault of the article, beyond anything else, is just that it's super boring. The guy is a ninny, was betting pennies on completely random things and probably hasn't placed a bet since finishing the article.

damn i thought we were done hearing about this article by now

@DustinGouker He's actually getting it at massively better odds on twitter because he's freerolling them

you can literally just bet on this at prediction markets

@DavidLat Wow, haven't followed law school rankings stuff in a while, but think this is all downstream of making the LSAT too easy.

Stanford Ends Yale’s Reign As The #1 Law School And has the term ‘T14,’ as a reference to the top 14 law schools, outlived its usefulness? LINK: bit.ly/47ImWwC