King's Things

Introducing GROUND CONTROL with Larry King Guy. The Comedy Bunker’s 1st music-based podcast. Available only on X! The first episode examines a Special Election in LKG’s neck of the woods. How did it turn out? TUNE IN & find out! 00:00:00 - Theme 00:00:17 - Opening Monologue 00:05:40 - The Clash - Know Your Rights - 00:09:06 - Radiohead - Electioneering 00:13:13 - In Living Color - Cult of Personality 00:18:05 - Public Enemy - Fight the Power 00:22:21 - Creedence Clearwater Revival - Fortunate Son 00:24:33 - Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction 00:28:52 - Closing Monologue Want to hear more Larry King Guy, listen to Shut Up, I’m Talking with Matt Powers & Larry King Guy or The Larry King Guy Show. Both available anywhere you get your podcasts. But especially on X and XXXTube: youtube.com/LarryKingGuy Want to help the show, buy something from the show Amazon wish list and in return you get a one-of-a-kind Shut Up, I’m Talking or LKG prize. Your choice! x.com/LarryKingGuy/s…

@honeyNonABG Men can't fear becoming spinsters. That's for cat ladies like you.

@LarryKingGuy you are old and have never had a gf. lmao. this is your fear

I’m pushing 30. Was at the beach and some 18 year old lied and said he was 21. I told him I’m his mother. He wouldn’t go away. I told him I’m basically 30. He said age didn’t matter. He came up to me 3-4 times. And as courageous as he was, to me he was a child. A young boy just starting out. One that was offering himself up to be taken advantage of. Makes me think of all the 60+ year old men “dating” 20 year olds. Makes me think of that 65 year old who was talking to 21 year old me. How do these men do that? How do they look at a literal child and go “wow she’s mature” when i was looking at this 18 year old and thinking of how much younger he is than my younger brother. “She’s a fully grown adult.” And you’re excusing yourself to feel less guilty.

@FowlBallTalk An articulate and well-reasoned point. It makes one wonder how batters hit before walk-up music was a thing.

Ever since he added that stupid second walk up song……

@AnthonyCumia David Letterman hasn't been David Letterman since Late Night. His long, steady decline continues.

If Dave had kept his yap shut, he’d have been remembered as a beloved TV personality. Now he’s just another dipshit liberal jerkoff.

@KenWeinmanSport That read like the world's longest haiku

Andrew Kittredge was terrible for his second straight appearance.I think the first move the Orioles made this off season was getting him back. This bullpen isn’t inspiring confidence

@BirdlandU Yes! Orioles batters need to get hit by way more pitches

Orioles NEED a little bit of this. I don’t like it but there’s value in it.

@FR8M0VER @MichaelDubuque3 @relishdaddy I'm sorry this is happening to you

@MichaelDubuque3 @relishdaddy And that’s better? The reporter is not a fan?

This comment is not going to age well. - Was he here in 88 when we went 0-21? - Was he here when we watched the Orioles lose 100 games three years in a row? - Was he here the last 25 years when the Orioles have only had seven winning seasons? #birdland

@WutRUdoinhere @ByMattWeyrich @jcalvinmeyer On behalf of the Orioles, I accept your resignation.

@ByMattWeyrich @jcalvinmeyer Os suck

Orioles' Craig Albernaz on pinch hitting Adley Rutschman for Samuel Basallo in the 9th with Basallo a HR short of the cycle: "It was difficult, especially given, one, how Sammy looked at the plate all night, how he’s handled left-handed pitching all season. But the way Adley is swinging it too — so, I wouldn’t say it’s not a problem, but it’s a tough decision to make. It’s a good decision to make too, right, when you have two really talented players. But ultimately, we landed on Adley just for the simple fact of getting a righty in there, especially seeing the swings that the righties took off [Andrew Nardi]." Rutschman came through with the go-ahead single to win the game.

@WutRUdoinhere Did you wear an ascot when you wrote that?

To all you O’s fans out there. It’s been fun. But this week has been the backbreaker. 50 years of rooting for this team (one WS game attended!) … But I’m out. Time to move on. Being an O’s fan literally ruins far more days for me than not. This organization is poisonous. Who knows why. This is where good players come to die. If they ever become a serious team, I wish them well. Same to all of you.

@TheLegend120139 @ByMattWeyrich They hate the Orioles, too

@ByMattWeyrich “We hate our Manager” Orioles fans

@RafaelCastro27 @ByMattWeyrich They won. That should answer your question

@ByMattWeyrich Even though the strategy of swapping Basallo for Adley worked, it's still questionable that he took him out after going 3-for-3

@wvwllw @ByMattWeyrich This is how orioles fans celebrate a win

@ByMattWeyrich Analytics told him to do so. Again everything the Orioles do is from college nerds!!

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport

@Xfinity @XfinitySupport Congratulations. After 26 years as a customer, you've lost me. Your technician replaced the faulty equipment you gave me and still no internet. Starlink, here I come. Comcast...buh-bye!

Hey @DominionEnergy - could we get 2 consecutive weeks without a power outage? Pretty please?

@CTSchwink @Buster_ESPN How much better would the team be over the last 8 seasons if they'd spent money a couple of months earlier this past off season? That's literally your argument.

@LarryKingGuy @Buster_ESPN They could’ve used that money earlier than this offseason to try and improve the team! They declined to do so!

The upside from the Orioles’ perspective the last eight years: the owners have made a TON of money.

@OriolesParade If you don't like being called a Fairweather fan, then stop acting like one.

Alby, you were a year old the last time this city won a World Series. You don’t have the equity here to talk about #Birdland jumping ship. Fix your team.

@caseybnew He's an alpha. You just wouldn't understand.

What pisses me off about this comment is this isn't just a young team getting its bearings or slumping. This is watching the same dumb shit over and over and until someone on that team decides it's unacceptable, people should be allowed to get off the ship.

@birdlandmetrics After the fact, therefore, because of the fact is a logical fallacy. The game in question did not influence the outcome of subsequent games. Also, Santa is actually your dad. Don't hate me. Someone had to tell you.

The O’s made franchise history on April 24th, recording 20 hits and 6 HRs in a game, prompting a shortage of celebratory fireworks. The “running out of fireworks game” may now live in infamy. Since then, they’ve gone 2-7 with an MLB-worst run differential of -44 runs.

@OriolesMagic23 Albernaz must read X. He's responding directly to the worst fans in baseball.

“Jump ship” my boy WHO ARE YOU? You have done nothing for this franchise. Us fans have been lied to for years and years about the product that is going to be on the field. You have been here for a few months relax. #birdland

@JasonLaCanfora Nothing breeds success like catastrophic thinking

The Orioles hit another new low after their rookie skipper begged for professionalism. They are a direct product of how they were built. The architect of this albatross must be fired so that progress is potentially possible. Now si.com/mlb/orioles/on…