ChampionGoblinSlapper

Dog I invest about $3,500 a month and I’m in my late 20s, I’ll be fine. But I know too many people investing like 60% of their take home pay and their life consists of coming home and eating rice and chicken breast while watching YouTube videos please use your money to go outside and become someone multifaceted. You should be spending $800 a month on dates alone if you’re single.

@LarryPeePants @ducksays Who said anything about working all the time. U keep making stuff up in an attempt to justify not investing for the long Term. Stay broke man. I’m not here to educate u. Don’t care about ur life at all lmfaoo. Be “moderately wealthy” and see what the average humans life is like

well, this is depressing. - you invest 2,000 per month for 20 years - you get 10% annualized return with 2% inflation - you end up with 1,098,287.14

@FNazis85244 @ducksays Being old and rich is astronomically less fun than being moderately wealthy and living a life full of experiences and adventures. Just work all the time and be miserable you’ll have a great retirement tho is such cope.

@ducksays “20 years” lmfaoo r u planning to only live till ur 42???? Show me wat this is in 40 years and 60 years wen im 60 years old and 80 years old “Oh but I don’t wanna be rich wen im old” As usual will be the dumbass lazy reply

That’s terrible advice a relationship in college doesn’t prevent you from doing anything and gives you invaluable relationship skills you can’t get anywhere else. If you graduate at 22, get into your first serious relationship at 25 and then it ends at 29 you may never have a family.

same goes for the girls. don’t seriously date in college. college is one of the few times in your life where you get to fully figure out who you are. don’t let a relationship keep you from experiences that help you grow. i’ve seen so many friends skip events, trips, clubs, or opportunities because they felt like they didn’t need to go since they had a boyfriend. sometimes the relationship even ended up bringing unnecessary drama. go to college, get involved. join a club, play a sport, rush if that’s your thing, make friends, get good grades, and actually graduate (some people don’t 😂). go out, have fun, make memories, party if you want to, but be smart and stay safe. you’ll never get those years back.

@ItIsHoeMath @Timcast Dude I’m a huge fan but tons of people who vote democrat are nice normal people who just disagree with you or are misinformed.

All Democrats are enemy combatants and can be legally apprehended and held indefinitely without trial. They are pretending to "just have a different opinion" but they are actually active soldiers in a psychological, economic, and legal war, which is not a fake war. It is a real war. Trump absolutely should begin arresting anyone associated with the Democrat Party and anyone else who goes along with their agenda.

what if tonight trump is like 'im arresting democrats' god help us

You can have women who are more intelligent than the men in their lives that doesn’t have to be a bad thing, and it says very little about leadership. Even the most intelligent women I know are hormonal, anxious and more neurotic than most men. Most of my girlfriends have been incredibly smart and it’s always made the relationship better and a more fun dynamic.

Ngl most men aren’t fit to lead women. I’m pro patriarchy, but some of you men are dumb as fuck. Some of my friends are much smarter than their boyfriends and it hurts to see.

@SavannahRa13125 @Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Dog you gotta relax. Lose the weight, get a haircut and make some friends dude. You’re gonna be alright.

@Napolean3002 @LarryPeePants @knightcore77 Going online and acting as mentally ill as possible seems to be your hobby

Genuinely how am I supposed to not hate women

@Napolean3002 @SavannahRa13125 @knightcore77 Hating half of the species and blaming them for your problems is 100% mentally ill craziness, other people agreeing with you are also mentally ill. Hope this helps.

@SavannahRa13125 @LarryPeePants @knightcore77 Also, sure I’m a mean MFer, I’m very abrasive, but nothing I’m saying is deluded mentally Ill craziness, why do you think plenty of guys are liking my comment and agreeing with me?

@knightcore77 @Napolean3002 I’m pretty literate.

@LarryPeePants @Napolean3002 You are genuinely not literate are you?

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Doesn’t this seem psychotic and poorly adjusted to you when you read it back?

@LarryPeePants @knightcore77 I can’t force myself into doing boring retarded shit or talking about boring retarded shit, if I’m listening to bitch yap about whatever nonsense and I don’t get to stick my dick in her then I will just not even acknowledge them for any reason

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Dog if you liked and enjoyed the company of women and vice versa your life would be way way better. Just don’t expect them to think or behave like men at all, be a little chauvinistic and you’re golden.

@LarryPeePants @knightcore77 Sybau

@RadFleck @knightcore77 None of your friends were women who you liked and admired?

@LarryPeePants @knightcore77 WYM? Having friends and a social life made me more misogynistic, not less.

@Napolean3002 @knightcore77 Cry about it dude

@LarryPeePants @knightcore77 Wow, this is a very cringe and gay comment

@GuyPhillips @MeghanEMurphy Soyjack personified.

@MeghanEMurphy I have these and I'm not a wimp. BTW you're an idiot. Not sure what meds you can take for that...

Why have I never in my life heard of a man with "chronic fatigue," "fibromyalgia," or "long covid"? Obviously I know the answer to this question I'm just making a point.

@Yashvardha78069 @downbadcomment Have you ever been in love with someone who truly looked out for you before? It makes your life 500 times better.

@LarryPeePants @downbadcomment What exactly she does to make his life fantastic

@PushinP75126237 @DeadsetAnime @downbadcomment Delusional. Go outside and meet people dude. Age gaps exist but it’s absolutely a minority of cases.

@louie797078 @downbadcomment There’s other components but unironically yes I do think love can carry a relationship single-handedly. The funny part about your comment is if you were more attractive and cool to be around you would find love doing a lot more of the heavy lifting than any sort of transaction.

@LarryPeePants @downbadcomment you really think love is enough to carry relationships? what are you? a fucking virgin?

@TheHoly4000th @downbadcomment It isn’t good when they do it either dog.

@LarryPeePants @downbadcomment The "what have you done for me recently" shtick is the most common bullshit modern women do, this aint uncommon

@DeadsetAnime @downbadcomment 18 year old girls are almost universally seeking men their own age or at least within 5 years. The girls you’re referencing are a tiny population of prostitutes dude.

@downbadcomment Sometimes women need to be reminded that there are always younger, malleable, eager 18 yo hotties waiting to shoot their shot with a 700k earner and these women number in the millions. There are not many 700k male earners. The wife here might want to count her blessings.