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LastLifeLaz

@LastLifeLaz

- Talented - Comedian — 125k Lifetime Kills - 40k on Pathfinder | - Streamer and Highlight maker

Houston, TX Katılım Ağustos 2020
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LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
Why is this reading like it was a past event?
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Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Mexican President says she has "proudly" refused Trump's offer to send the U.S. military to fight the cartels.
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LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
We live in a reality where whoever makes the best alternate reality that isnt this reality gets the most money and power. lol
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LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
Most “viral” videos i have been seeing are all staged skits its so lame yall got grown people out here playing pretend lol.
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LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
We live in an era of false prophets.. that get profit for being false
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LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
@AP Yall so quick to show what side youre on lol.
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Democratic Rep. Al Green was escorted from the chamber at the beginning of President Trump's State of the Union address after he unfurled a sign of protest that read “Black People Aren’t Apes!” The sign appeared to be a reference to a racist video the president posted. bit.ly/4aRhBn8
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LastLifeLaz
LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
@Breaking911 Equality only matters for the poors.. they dont give a shit about Americans.. they are trying to globalize America and are already 80% done .. they control the media so they assume everybody wants what they want. The real people that matter dont control the media
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Breaking911@Breaking911·
After the National Park Service took down the rainbow flag at Stonewall National Monument in New York City, Sen. Chuck Schumer announced Sunday that he intends to introduce legislation to make the Pride flag a “congressionally authorized flag.”
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Libs of TikTok@libsoftiktok·
Unhinged lady at Seven Oaks Elementary School in Washington state approached and harassed a sheriff's deputy who was parked at the school, claiming he was "scaring families" by being there. She then criticized the deputy, saying he should be the "defending line between us and f*cking fascism." Props to the deputy for handling this insane leftist Karen so well.
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yannispappas@yannispappas·
Aliens are gonna be all over the news in 3,2,1…
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LastLifeLaz
LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
@Variety More brainwashing.. notice how he moves his eyes left and right a hundred times.. he doesnt wanna be saying this.
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Variety@Variety·
Bon Iver says he is wearing a whistle tonight at the #Grammys to honor the observers in Minneapolis.
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Rob V@RobV59·
These absolute idiots don't understand the difference between private and public. Target Minneapolis told them to take a hike. Any private business has a right to boot you out for disturbance. Good Lord, they are dumber than I thought
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LastLifeLaz
LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
@MorbidKnowledge What they dont tell you is J.P. Morgan was supposed go be on the Titanic as well but pulled out the last second.. leaving 2-3 of the 4 major oil tycoons to board it and die in the disaster allowing J.P. Morgan to aquire a larger monopoly on the banking system. But what do I know?
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Morbid Knowledge@MorbidKnowledge·
The sinking of the Titanic resulted in the loss of over 1,500 people. One lucky survivor, Richard Williams, who spent over 6 hours waist deep in freezing water during rescue was told that he would need both his legs amputated. He refused and went on to win the Wimbledon Men's Doubles in 1920.
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SonnyBoy🇺🇸@gotrice2024·
With blizzards and mountains of snow, could you imagine having to deliver pizzas in this? So you just delivered a decent sized order to a used car lot, they didn’t shovel the snow yet so it was a trek just to get to the door. The bill was $43, they gave you a two $20’s and two $5’s, you figured the remaining $7 was the tip, you thank them and go back to the shop. When you get there, your manager pulls you aside and says the dealer called back and said you stole their $7 change and just left, they make you drive all the way back to give them back the $7. Would you have even bothered to go back knowing they are just being jerks?
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Ryan Shead@RyanShead·
I’m not the smartest man in the world, but that makes it premeditated murder. Alex Pretti was likely targeted by ICE and federal agents over a week after this footage was recorded. Federal agencies are assassinating American citizens and lying to us about it. Let’s talk about what we’re gonna do about it! 🇺🇸
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LastLifeLaz
LastLifeLaz@LastLifeLaz·
@Rep_McBride Immigrants dont get due process that is only a civilians right.. go back to school.. you shouldnt hold any form of office… god this country is so dimwitted and lead by algorithms its crazy
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Congresswoman Sarah McBride
Congresswoman Sarah McBride@Rep_McBride·
If Kristi Noem isn’t fired this week, House Democrats will move to impeach her—and we will move to hold ICE agents who are killing and terrorizing people accountable to the fullest extent of the law.
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