Her Majesty 🛡️

People with no character development scare me. How are you literally the same person you were 4 years ago, doing the same exact things?

Until you are broke, you can’t know if you have a girlfriend or not.

@otuaddy Yes

I’m jealous of people who figured out their lives at a very young age

Enda uoge

The love you give is the love you get. The respect you demand is the respect you receive. What you tolerate is what continues.

I've learned more useful stuff from X and YouTube than I learned from university. By a large margin.

Ubaya yenu huwa mnaingia kwa maisha ya wasichana like niggas with special needs, before uanze kuongea na these ladies unafaa kujua they have met dudes with a longer dick than yours, generational wealth, so there's nothing special about you. You're just a random horny man.

Being nonchalant, wicked and avoidant has really saved me from alot. I mean alot

Commit yourself to being a friend of the highest caliber. Embody principle, offer steadfast support, honor your word and maintain rigor in both thought and action. Stand at their side, ensure your friendship carries real value and hold both yourself and them to this standard.

Monopoly taught me if you don't take risks you'll end up paying rent to someone that did

@Mercymasai3 @Shanny_sz Ile ya husband wako sudi

Watu wangu wa Kajiado chama mnasema twende na gani 2027 for Women rep position 🤗?

That hard to get pussy always ends up being trash

Hii tl ukikosa akili ya ku generate content utaishi kuambia watu follow back na kuwastalk spaces 😂😂😂😂😂

Some disappointments in life were just God editing the plan you submitted.

@amerix Sad

One day, you will pay school fees, hospital bills, and salaries. You will stay awake calculating figures while others sleep peacefully. It is the day you will realize your father carried a weight you never understood. Now it is your turn, The burden is heavy, but it is SACRED. Your FATHER carried it, now carry it for your son.

Well...

@droid254 Papa chimmy

I found a channel on YouTube a luyha lady with the heaviest accent married to a white guy in the US.. She speaks Swahili only and the white guy also has a Luyha accent 😂😂😂😂

@iScienceLuvr Putting “Ph.D.” in your social media name is a sure sign of a pompous retard

A man can be seated next to you, smelling of perfume, polished shoes, clean shirt, and inside him there is a whole funeral service happening.

Pattern recognition is the highest form of intelligence.