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They killed Khamenei for being a radical feminist

@TheyAllGetGuns Ragatha's the lesbian one 👩🏻‍🦰👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 Gangle's the lesbian one 🎭😓 Kinger's the lesbian one 👋🤪🤙 Zooble's the lesbian one 🤬🖕

@ChildOfKhan_ They hate it when I throw a coin roll in the air and make it hail Kirks at the club

Charlie Kirk Coin

@instain_mother Please send me to big fat lesbian camp PLEASE

instead of conversion therapy or fat camp there should be a camp that makes you fat and gay

@pepsi One time a friend made pilk (pepsi + milk) as a joke and they ended up drinking like two bottles worth.

name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.

@jacobfuknjones Pepsi goes with most other liquids i fear. One time a friend of mine willingly drank 2 bottles of pilk (pepsi + milk) because they made it for a joke and nobody else wanted to try more than a sip.

@Dominos_UK Miss my wife :(

tell a sad story in 3 words

@JeremiahDJohns Lesbians love transgender ❤️

Lot of interesting nuggets here, but it's mildly amusing that trans people are not the group with the most positive views on trans people.

@pissvortex I feel like if an eye-washing is required then it should probably be the first thing that happens

🚨⚠️WARNING‼️⚠️🚨 COGNITOHAZARD DETECTED🛑 DROP YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY - YOU DO NOT NEED HER - YOU CAN NOT BE HER - YOU CAN NOT FIX HER Read the above affirmations repeatedly until fuzzy sensation behind eyes recedes, then proceed to eyewash station and flush for 15 minutes. ⚠️

@fleemlin @commie_zombie Friday drop would suck... Imagine working the whole week just to not be able to enjoy the weekend

@commie_zombie Man can’t believe their gonna drop nukes on a Monday they could at least do like a wed or Friday drop

Folks......

@FamilyGuyonFOX @dgramr @hulu Since when did Peter have an insane pair of knockers?

sorry fam, no new #familyguy on #FOX this weekend. the bra's off and i'm streaming on @hulu 😏

@bryan_johnson I think you might've approached this plant with some sort of karmic deficit and this is just how it's decided to punish you this time.

Two doses of magic mushrooms degraded my sperm count from the 99.6th percentile to the 77.7th. This may be a first-in-human observation. Context: we ran the most quantified magic mushroom (psilocybin) experiment ever conducted. We were asking if psilocybin is a longevity therapy. After seeing the data, we think it is (see reply post for the experiment summary). Also, like most things biology: the results are complicated. My data suggests that the magic mushrooms (psilocybin) negatively impacted my fertility markers. Before the first psilocybin dose my motile sperm count was at 99.6th percentile for men under 25 years of age, it dropped to 77.7% and partially recovered to 89.3% following the first dose, and second doses, compared to the same age cohort (numbers compare similarly to my age cohort as well). 3 days following my second dose (first dose 25 mg, second dose 28 mg) . Motility: dropped 51% . Total count: almost unchanged, dropped by 2% . Total motile count: dropped 52% . Normal morphology: dropped by 50% 20 days post 2nd dose, the pattern continued, with typical latent effects on total sperm counts Motility: recovered back to -2% of pre-psilocybin baseline: . Total count: dropped by 38%, latent effect. . Total motile count: remained inhibited at -39% of pre-psilocybin baseline, (despite motility normalizing, due to the total count drop) . Morphology normalized to -10% of baseline levels. Reduction in free testosterone might have contributed to the effect. While total serum testosterone increased by 30% 3 days following the 2nd dose (neither FSH or LH were meaningfully affected either), and continued to be at 11% above baseline, SHBG increased by 37%, SHBG binds testosterone and reduces its bioavailability and activity. My free testosterone (direct) showed 24% and 23% drops at 3 and 20 days post 2nd dose. In light of the neuroplastic, well-being, brain reset, and systemic metabolic and anti-inflammatory benefits, the trade-off is probably worth it. Especially considering that the magnitude of inhibition has no meaningful effect on actual fertility (total motile counts above 50 million are still on the safe side). This is a first-in-human observation, to our knowledge there is no published human clinical study demonstrating that psilocybin diminishes male fertility markers. General mechanistic evidence exists for recreational and psychoactive drugs possibly inhibiting fertility markers due to their effects on the hypothalamus-pituitary-adrenal axis and general hormonal reset.  Yet no direct evidence for psilocybin or other similar psychedelics inhibiting fertility markers exist. A potential mechanism for the immediate inhibition of motility could involve direct serotonergic signaling in sperm. Human sperm express multiple serotonin receptors, including 5-HT2A, and one recent study found that a 5-HT2A antagonist reduced sperm motility, suggesting that 5-HT2A may regulate motility. Psilocybin is known to bind 5-HT2A with high affinity.

@keithjohnstack Keep going Brianne, she'll be impressed once you finish

why is everyone talking about the straight of whoremoots? id much rather be discussing my gay whore moots

@S_johnson_voice I asked my wife to get me newports and she brought back cigarettes instead of cookies :(

Are you a fan of PepperRidge Farm Cookies? #snacks #foodreview

this ai slop does not bore me

@pepsi p wife epsi

What starts with a P and ends with epsi and we all love it?

@JohnDoe3_18 @izameawesomer You know nothing, John Doe

@izameawesomer You wouldn't want that

@GalateaIVStar @blacknredtext You can have topping a twink on your record and still be straight or a lesbian or a good person or whatever it is you're mad about

@LesbiansPosting @blacknredtext This is as dumb as the concept of "gold star lesbians". Shut up.

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@RealConorOil Giving in could also mean the beginning of your wonderful gay life

Do not give in. Do not bow. Do not break. We must resist our gay thoughts, brothers. To fail could mean the end of the human race.