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@Cashloren 💯

Do you think John Cornyn is the next Senator to lose his seat to Ken Paxton?

What a fucking waste I just watched! 14 seconds! Thumb a bitch in the ass, WTF?

@MikeBales I’m watching!

You watching?! 👊🏼

Well! Here I am! LFG!

@EricLDaugh That’s a leader!

🚨 NOW: SecWar Pete Hegseth is PERSONALLY welcoming home and presenting awards to the brave sailors of the USS Gerald R. Ford strike group — including the USS Mahan — as they return home after an 11-month deployment THE BEST AMONG US! Bless these heroes! Morale is at an all-time high. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@BasedMikeLee @Hunter_Eagleman 💯

Raise your hand if you relate

🤭 shhh

This is gonna become a “thing”, isn’t it?

@ThrillaRilla369 Lemon Lime always wins!

Be honest Did Gatorade taste better when it came in a glass bottle?

@BuzzPatterson Seeing this movie solidified me wanting to go in the Air Force, I wasn’t about to live on a boat! I was 9.

40 years ago, today, this movie was released. It changed my life, strangely. It was instrumental in meeting and marrying my wife, Nichole. I’ll tell that story one day. 😎

@ClownWorld Not getting gas @caseysgenstore ever again!

Guy drives by a Casey’s gas station, films this woman pouring a bucket of clear liquid into the ground access point, and immediately declares “Gas stations are diluting the gas with water” In reality she’s a technician doing routine pump meter calibration. They run a measured amount of fuel through the dispensers into a test container to check accuracy, then pour the tested gasoline back into the underground tank

@Justin_Nunley He probably found mom and dads pubes in the trash

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson confirmed that the beard he wore in the 2014 movie Hercules was crafted from real yak testicle hair. The hair was chosen for its soft and natural appearance for the, but was not discovered to be from that specific part of the animal until after it was

@CommodoreBlog 💯 we played for hours against each other on small network.

Kids.. this was peak pc gaming.

@DrClownPhD Ok that’s your best one!

Elliot Page is Scarchest

Are you not entertained?

@truthache68 Ugh

💾😂 It’s actually wild that Gen Z has never experienced the pure serotonin of watching MS-DOS DEFRAG do its little block dance. Your 4GB 386 is choking on life? Just run DEFRAG and stare at it like it’s 1993 Netflix. Don’t fight the hypnosis… become one with the pixels.😵‍💫

@Notwokenow Is it though?

This is just mean. 😳

@Hunter_Eagleman Next it will want to be Rocky.

I’m not laughing! 😂😝

@saniyafatma1278 Jules or “Mother Fucker”

I Can't Find a Suitable Name For Him…

@SaltyGoat17 Yes

Is Brittney Griner a dude?