
Ted Berg
25 posts



The Onion has successfully acquired Alex Jones’ ‘Infowars’ after 17 months of legal battles and has debuted its new logo. It will be turned into a parody of itself, with the support of the Sandy Hook families. (variety.com/2026/digital/n…)








Former Georgia WR Zachariah Branch, who is widely expected to be a Day 2 NFL draft pick, was arrested early Sunday morning in Athens, Georgia, on two possible misdemeanor charges. spr.ly/6014B6CVa8




Modern dating/gender discourse is fascinating but it’s truly the most toxic type of posting. Absolutely fries ur brain. The people & discussion it invites feels icky & spiritually ugly. The most valuable thing u could do as a single person in 2026 is avoid anything & everything that black pills u against the opposite sex. Back to fitness posting 🫡

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.





My girlfriend turned down $1 million for a sex scene. You're currently charging $3.15 a month on your OF. Chill.


-guy who sticks his cock in pearl davis














