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@elonmusk @raqisright Time to build an Instagram for the boys. What would it be called tho?
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How to tell what phase of life a girl is in:
Posting thirst traps = recently single
Posting 5 stories a day and scrolling through so see if he saw it = she’s dating a guy who doesn’t like her
She suddenly starts posting home cooked meals, sourdough, and little farmer’s market hauls = she wants a man to know she’s wifey now even though she used to rail lines till 5am
If she’s doing Pilates every single day = she’s either in love, heartbroken, or unemployed. (sometimes all 3, depends what time the class is)
If she’s training for a marathon = he absolutely fucked her up
If she suddenly stops posting = new man
If she starts talking about freezing her eggs at dinner = hinge date pushed her into a full existential crisis
If she starts saying she’s in her “soft girl era,” = had a psychological collapse and hired a new therapist/Pilates instructor in the same week
Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1
How to tell what phase of life a guy is in: If he’s golfing every weekend, he hates his girlfriend/wife If he’s blacking out every Friday/Saturday, violently single and stuck in college If he’s training for a marathon, a breakup changed him fundamentally If he moved to Austin/Miami, NYC defeated him If he suddenly got into watches, he’s doing well at his job and that’s his priority in life If he’s posting jazz bars and espresso martinis, he’s obsessed with his ex and wants her attention If he suddenly stops tweeting/posting, definitely a new girlfriend If he bought a pickleball paddle, his life peaked 6 months ago. Cooked If he’s doing Hyrox, he thinks he’s better than everyone else, but isn’t
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Cool, so the 95% of Albertans who are not Indigenous do not own the properties they have purchased, have no assets.
It amazes me how stupid these people are.
Madame Julie@MadameJulie007
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@JOHNBILL55 @HabsDigest You don’t need to run the guy letting in 5 a game. But malenstyn will need to answer the bell.
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@HabsDigest Buffalo is the cheap shot kings of the NHL and this was well deserved. Let's run over Lyon at full speed and knock him into next year and there should be no penalty
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Arber Xhekaj with a KO punch in the end of game scrum... Brutal
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@justalexoki The problem is 50 percent of the population follows that logic directly to: we must allow the non west to mass immigrate as penance.
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@Probablyno24740 @realMaalouf With growing number of Muslims in Canada, some restrictions on harmful speech are inevitable.
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Nadia was kidnapped, raped and sold by ISIS.
Her brothers were killed for refusing to convert to Islam. Her mother was killed for being too old to be a sex slave.
Her event to share her story was canceled in Canada because the local Muslim community deemed it “Islamophobic.”
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@CTVNews Did doctors say anything about chain migration straining hospitals?
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Doctors warn vaccine-preventable illnesses straining hospitals ctvnews.ca/canada/article…
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Canada was once a liberator of other nations.
Now Canada needs to be liberated.
Old Canada Series@oldcanadaseries
Dutch people celebrating Canada liberating their country 81 years ago this week during World War II. 🇨🇦
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@StephenPunwasi @kevinolearytv The best investment Trudeau ever made was to support Canadian news agencies. So far the ROI has been unlimited.
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@kevinolearytv Yet voters just gave the same party and plans with a new face a majority mandate, so clearly every indicator failing is a good thing to most of Canada.
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Unbelievable collapse, unprecedented in the country’s history. He will go down as the idiot king. In business and politics lack of executional skills does extreme damage!
National Post@nationalpost
Just how much worse have things become since Justin Trudeau’s Liberals took power in 2015? Take a look as Jesse Kline examines Canada’s lost decade through 13 economic indicators nationalpost.com/feature/lostde…
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@L78528Ld21 @spittinchiclets It’s been so long since the sens played I thought they missed the playoffs.
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@spittinchiclets Why are the sens diving so much… oh oops this is the habs. My bad
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@BoltsJolts @dmanfish90 A decade of great hockey in Tampa and you’ve learned nothing.
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@dmanfish90 So he dropped to the ice because it was such a horrendous slash but not THAT horrendous that he was able to spring back up? Got it.
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I don’t want to hear a SINGLE fucking word about embellishment after this absolutely pathetic display by Bolduc here.
Spittin' Chiclets@spittinchiclets
Kuch the lumberjack 🪓
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@Tablesalt13 It’s even worse than that. The Canadian media IS doing their job.
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This account exists, and blew up, entirely because the Canadian media is not doing their fucking job.
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@woke8yearold But UBI will totally work and we will be free to make art.
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“I don’t I understand you get four thousand a month veteran disability but you’re broke”
“Well, I just bough a new porsche and Disney raised their prices; what was I supposed to do, not go?
Aleph@woke8yearold
Caleb Hammer is slowly radicalizing into a far right extremist due to talking to ordinary Americans for his show
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@msSharanKaur @PierrePoilievre defamation litigation incoming. 😉😁
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You're right that GPR detects soil anomalies, often not remains, and that Kamloops is unexcavated and unconfirmed. Fair points.
What doesn't follow: that no children died at residential schools.
The TRC spent six years reviewing millions of government and church documents. It documented at least 4,118 confirmed deaths through records — death certificates, administrative files, church registers — before anyone owned a GPR unit. The chair estimated the true number was likely ten times higher due to systematic record destruction. The federal government's policy was to not return children's bodies to their families due to cost, and bury them at the schools instead.
Bodies have also been found the old-fashioned way. Seventy-two at Battleford in 1974. Nineteen during construction at Muscowequan in 1992. Thirty-four exposed by flooding at Dunbow in 1996. No radar required.
The defensible argument is: Kamloops specifically is unverified and should be excavated to resolve it. That's fine.
The argument you're making — moral panic, nothing there — requires ignoring 4,118 documented deaths and bodies already in the ground elsewhere. Those aren't anomalies. They're just the part you left out.
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I'm looking at the man in the mirror...From Loblaws to Brookfield, the names change, but the politics don't. It's the same populist script with different actors.
Scott Robertson@sarobertson_
POILIEVRE: "We've never seen a Prime Minister so conflicted as Mark Carney. He has Brookfield sitting at the table when his ministers are negotiating in China. Who's he negotiating for? Brookfield or Canadians?"
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I'll say it again: the Canadians have to be willing to walk away.
CityNews Vancouver@CityNewsVAN
WATCH: Call it the U.S. trade playbook - demand concessions, give nothing back in return. Now, Canada is reportedly being asked to pay an 'entry fee' for CUSMA talks. vancouver.citynews.ca/video/2026/04/…
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@peterrhague Why would you lease land for a spaceport when 90 percent of the country is Crown land.
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“Why can’t the Canadian government conjure a complete spaceport out of the ground like they just plopped down a building in Command and Conquer?? FRAUD!”
Have you all suffered head injuries at the same time or something?
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@paulvieira @nspector4 The oil from Saudi is much cleaner and safer on the train.
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Bloc Quebecois lawmaker lambasts proposed pipeline carrying "dirty oil" from Alberta to British Columbia, adds that Quebec is dealing with floods due to climate change.
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@Cernovich Just can not for the life of me understand how someone who is in such support of freedom are willing to die on this hill.
Even seeing the evidence of the great Scott Adam’s directly contradicting your thesis you won’t budge.
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