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@J_Swish24 thats baseball

Can somebody show this to Kelly McCrimmon? I could text it to him but I need an agent to forward this to his chin and let my piss missile clinic do the talking. Kelly, if you’re reading this, which I know you aren’t, I’m looking for a PTO come September at camp. Vegas is the only place I’d like to play. I’m good in the locker room and you can leave me there most of the time if needed. I’m mature enough these days to handle being a 7th D-Man. I’ll hang up now. #VegasBorn -Swish

The Red Sox simply posted a video of Boston in 1950, and it’s immediately one of the most radicalizing things you’ve ever seen.

No point having hard and fast rules about parenting before you have children. My older son (almost 6) spends an hour a day learning to draw Chinese characters on YouTube. Meanwhile if I gave my younger son (almost 4) an hour a day on YouTube he would open a portal to hell.

The Masters, without Football analysts

Francisco Lindor, $34.1M salary.

Signs that you are NOT a FASCIST: You support smaller government, not bigger government. You support free speech, not censored or compelled speech. You support the separation of economy and state. You support private property, not public ownership.

@SenWarren remember when he offered to donate the exorbitant amount to end world hunger with the only contingency being the WEF used open and transparent accounting?

Elon Musk has 6.5 MILLION times more wealth than the typical American. It’s time for a wealth tax — billionaires must pay their fair share.

We fight on

@chadjohnsoncfa 9 beers 9 innings 9 miles home

9/9/9 challenge but instead of 9 beers 9 dogs, you just drink 18 and drive home

This guy boarding a Phoenix flight to Denver in ski boots is my favorite thing of the day. I hope he has the sickest weekend ever.

@JocelynBenson I'd love to see you in court.

My message to any bully who would illegally try to stop you from voting? I’ll see you in court.

@sir12304 I wish bob would do any sport other than golf. #Shrink

The downstream affects of this video on public golf in about a year are going to be horrendous

@WLNS Dumb Bitch Whitmer at it again. Counting the days till she is out of office.

Gov. Gretchen Whitmer issued an executive order on Thursday, declaring an energy emergency due to sky-high gas prices across the state. wlns.com/news/michigan/…

Woman who tried to run Michigan on solar and rainbows, and signed a gas tax increase declares an “energy emergency” 🤡

I can't stop laughing. Mayor Mamdani is proposing the estate tax be raised to 50% and to kick in at anything above $750k. Boy, are you New Yorkers about to FIND OUT. I'd move NOW. What dummies you are for electing this communist.

@DefiantLs Theo Von is a good dude.

Theo Von tells Joe Rogan: “One of my goals is to get off of antidepressants completely. I want to feel how I'm supposed to feel.” “I was having a tough day at school and they f**king gave them to me, and I never got off.”

After 8 years of Gretchen Whitmer, we are going to have to investigate EVERYTHING.

DWI lawyers make the mistake of fighting the officer on whether something was or wasn't a "clue" on a field sobriety test. Stupid. The job is to de-legitimize the entire test. I represent athletes. I ask the cop who has just testified that losing balance is a sign of intoxication whether my client false starting against Baylor means he's drunk. The whole thing is a sham. Make that obvious. Ask the cop whether he used his arms for balance when he walked into the court room. He did. Because God made arms for a reason. Show the jury a picture of Simone Fucking Biles using her arms for balance in the Olympics. Make these people into the dishonest clowns they are.

Notice how Hunter Biden doesn’t sell art anymore. He doesn’t sit on any Ukrainian boards. He doesn’t do much of anything. His usefulness only existed when his father had political power.

Ever notice how the Constitution was utterly powerless to stop everything from COVID lockdowns to the explicitly anti-White/anti-Male DEI regime of the last dozen years, but it's now constantly being invoked to defend everything from giving citizenship to the children of illegals and CCP spies to sending unlimited sums of taxpayer money to the Progressive NGO complex?