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Yesss I found you.....I mean him #Shirtlessspiderman @Gameovergreggy

@monthegoats Their all really expensive?

Scottish football shirts at JD Sports. Notice anything?

@FootballEra_ @TTxAFC @arsenalbarclays Now you know what Liverpool have been up against the last few years.

@TTxAFC @arsenalbarclays Does this even make any sense to you?

They signed Nico Gonzalez for £65m in 2025 January window just because Rodri got injured, he wasn’t good enough, and they binned him. They signed Reijnders last summer for £70m, used him for a few games, he wasn’t good enough, they binned him instantly. Now they’re about to sign Elliot Anderson for £100m. That’s close to £250m spent on a single position in the space of a year, no other club has that kind of financial luxury. This is what Arsenal are up against, financial cheats with endless pool of blood money. All their trophies are asterisked in my eyes.

@Bunny_ngl I love these tweets, like people have kids for the "perks" If one of my colleagues wants to leave work when my kid had spewed and shit all over themselves in nursery then crack on.

At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with kids

@itsmilliejones He’s been our best player this half. Not sure what that says really 🤔

@_onlyscott Bernado Silva

Guess the player? 👀 Very Hard

@YazzLFC No, just write this season off then go again next year.

Honestly speaking ... Would you sell Alexander Isak in the summer and accept he was a mistake?

@louistheroux @SpotifyUK She’s so gorgeous 🔥

Ladies and gentlemen of the Ton, we request the pleasure of your Companie at a pod-ball in honour of her Lady Simone of Ashley, to gavotte and dine on the finest viands, with sparkling conversation & free-spirited repartee about the Nettephlicks Tele-romance Bridgerton, acting alongside the illustrious and eligible Jonathan Bailey, their scandalous on-screen Chemistrie, how they committed osculation together & the coordination thereof, & sundrie other Subjecktes, like why characters on that programme are Alwayes saying “indeed”. You may find us at Spottifie or wherever one finds one’s Poddecastes. The whole of the Ton will indeed be there, as will, Yr very humble servant, etc.

@BarstoolNate 😂

Think it's kinda silly to think otherwise. Of course Rory had an advantage. She left public school because her grandparents paid for Chilton. They then also paid for her to go to Yale which opened up many more doors for her. Yes Rory worked hard, but obviously had an advantage.

@TheAnfieldWrap Wish he left in the summer. This is sad to watch

Salah misses. Sums it up.

@Mr_Lousy @mrkphllps1 😂😂😂😂 amazing

@mrkphllps1 That may or may not have happened. But this certainly did

I'll never forget working a Miranda Hart gig back in 2014 & the staff got briefed by management not to look at/speak to her, so everyone started calling her Miranda Carey 💀

@mjarbo @chrizmillr 😂😂😂😂

Sorry @philiplord and @chrizmillr I cannot, in good conscious, support #projecthailmary after Andy Weir went on a stream with noted chud Critical Drinker. For years this man has tried to destroy everything that you guys stand for, and to give him a pass like that is a bridge too far.

@DustinCanFly @picard9991 True Detective season 4. Those bloody circles

@picard9991 True Detective Season 2

wait this actually looks really good...

@JamesPearceLFC He’s been dreadful all year. Everyone could see that coming 🙄

Salah penalty saved. It's dreadful

@irishwolf99 @jhendy_10 😂😂😂underrated tweet

@jhendy_10 Pleasant, mannerly, generous and considerate of the opinions of those at his table (the duck bao buns almost a disastrous oversight, rectified with ease). A man in control, in flow state. Just sit back and observe

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they speak to staff serving them

@PGATOUR2K Have a Switch 2, looking for something new to play 😜

Got a Nintendo Switch 2? 👀 Drop a comment below… a few of you might get a surprise 🤭

@edgarwabwire_ This take is wild to me. He was distraught afterwards, also if he was going to miss on purpose why play it straight into the keepers hands allowing them to launch an immediate counter attack. Surely you'd blast it wide or over the bar and allow your team to get set.

Morocco’s Brahim Díaz taking a Panenka was a deliberate act of sportsmanship, a conscious decision to miss the penalty after the referee had already ruined the match by wrongly denying Senegal a legitimate goal. In that moment, both Sadio Mané and Díaz helped restore dignity and respect to African football. The sight of Senegalese players walking off toward the dressing room could have been disastrous for the tournament, but their restraint and Díaz’s gesture helped defuse a situation that was spiraling out of control.

@gazrob99 @joshpearson180 This take is wild to me. He was distraught afterwards, also if he was going to miss on purpose why play it straight into the keepers hands allowing them to launch an immediate counter attack. Surely you'd blast it wide or over the bar and allow your team to get set.

@joshpearson180 100% told to miss, probably why players come back out, reaction of Senegal players says everything

In the context of things, that may just go down as one of the worst penalties in football history 😂

@Inyas2525 @SaddickAdams This take is wild to me. He was distraught afterwards, also if he was going to miss on purpose why play it straight into the keepers hands allowing them to launch an immediate counter attack. Surely you'd blast it wide or over the bar and allow your team to get set.

@SaddickAdams He missed the penalty on purpose. It’s called fair play

Your country has waited 50 years to win AFCON and you want to do panenka???

@dukey2404 @_callumfowler This take is wild to me. He was distraught afterwards, also if he was going to miss on purpose why play it straight into the keepers hands allowing them to launch an immediate counter attack. Surely you'd blast it wide or over the bar and allow your team to get set.

@_callumfowler No he did the right thing he deliberately missed the pen as it wasn’t a penalty

I would simply never speak to this guy again. Top 3 worst decisions I’ve ever seen

@zarahsultana @Prisoners4Pal Have you forgotten about your constituents? Don’t think I’ve ever heard you mention Coventry

Heba Muraisi is on day 69 of her hunger strike. Kamran Ahmed is on day 62 of his hunger strike. They are at risk of dying at any moment. This is a political choice by Keir Starmer’s Labour government. Immediate bail for remand prisoners NOW.