Future_tales

Get your eyes and ears on the ground. I see another military coup attempt. It won't be successful. Boko haram in army will come out very soon. They are hidden in the uniform working with the ones in executive. Time is everything... Nigeria nearing the end of an era. #future

@NancyIsime678 🤣 Nancy no loud am abeg Arsenal can hear you Chelsea has been on mood swings Liverpool dey one slot dey Jaye.

How 😂😂😂 0 trophies so far this season. Manchester United also have not won a major title this season (league, UCL, FA Cup, etc.)

@_first_lady__ @yabaleftonline Yeah. You are correct. You didn't mention it rather announced. Contest matters

@yabaleftonline Omo I fed 5 guys today Each got a plate of food and water 3750 I haven’t made mention of it to anybody

Man replies lady who said "men h@te accepting help from women"

@50teen_ @_first_lady__ @yabaleftonline Mention is totally different from announcement. So she announced it to the public

@_first_lady__ @yabaleftonline U just did 🚨

@yabaleftonline 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's true

@_____nuella1 I didn't know you are an igbo girl.

BNXN ❤️

@ritaUdominic You are missing out babe. I will give you time to think about it and consider joining. We're winning premier League next season

No I don’t. I don’t support any football team 😅

@UTDKara No be lie

Normally Bruno Fernandes is never passing that ball to Benjamin Šeško he’d usually shoot from that position. But bro needs that record 😭

@huzpoz1 @ObaDeleke @chizzyJohneyx Wahala

@ObaDeleke @chizzyJohneyx Nooo... I needed to attract your attention, and thank you🙄🙄🙏

The way women mark their territory ehn😳 I went to my wife’s office to pick her up, just a normal day, nothing planned. I sat at the reception. This lady there was all smiles, very friendly, asking questions, trying to get comfortable with me. I didn’t think much of it at first. Then out of nowhere, she asked for my snap. Just like that. No hesitation, like she already made up her mind. While I was still trying to figure out how to shut it down without causing a scene. Next thing, my wife came out, saw everything in one glance. She didn’t even ask questions. She walked straight to me, kissed my lips, held my hand up and said, “Babe, this our wedding ring is looking tight on your finger” The way she held my finger, it wasn’t just an observation. It was a statement. The girl froze instantly. You could literally see the switch. And me, I just stood there because at that point, there was nothing to explain. Some women don’t argue. They just mark territory and make everything clear.

@EBona69 Please stop all this gaslighting Because you made this up. And fools will fall for it but we know Elon got to pay... Political differences don't break family

I travelled to the village today and I went to greet my uncle. He's my dad's immediate elder brother. When I entered his house, I saw him putting on a city Boy's cap with the Tinubu's logo. I asked him how he got the cap and he told me his son came back from school and gave it him. He said his son told him to vote for Tinubu and that he will vote for him. This his son is in his second year in the university and I have been paying his school fees, right from JAMB registration till now. This my uncle started preaching to me to vote for Tinubu. I just left with everything I came to give him and brought them back to Aba. I called the son this evening and he confirmed that he's now a member of the City Boys. This boy has the gut to beg me for feeding money. I just told him that he will never receive any kobo from me again and blocked him. The father has been calling me, but my mind is made up shaa. Before you support this wicked administration, make sure you can take care of yourself.

@MarinatedTurks Jessica why na? But how would I know that he's a mature man if not Jessica? You did great but don't babysit him

This little man said he has explored life? At 8?😭😭😭. Brothers>><><><>><<< OMG 😂 😂

@iCreators007 @MarinatedTurks 🤣🤣🤣

@MarinatedTurks 🤣🤣🤣 Bro dropped content for us and asked Jessica not to post it. Something wey I don download. 😭😭😭

@Hey_Onyinye @VivianIfeomaOj You don't need the list I'm coming

@VivianIfeomaOj You don't even want to give me time to prepare the list? 😂

Okpa Gene 🧬 >>>>>

@BrayelaLayefa He just read your chat He's laughing wild

@Lexi_cool17 E don pass like that o

Anywhere Onana dey police go arrest am put Igbo for him pocket.

@Ayo__musco @Samsonthegoat25 But the pain will be there before she moves on totally. She was over demanding.

@Samsonthegoat25 She’ll probably move on very soon too

Klay Thompson was spotted locking lips with Tiffany Suarez earlier this evening, and honestly, it looks like he’s already moved on without missing a step. If that’s the case, maybe Megan Thee Stallion wasn’t the one who walked away winning after all. Sometimes the ‘loss’ isn’t who leaves… it’s who gets left watching.

@9zerobillion 🤣🤣🤣 Don't play with the inevitable

You are free to lose but please make sure you prevent Bruno Fernandes from getting any assist today 🙏🏾

@Kene_Nnewi Osino gini kwa? Haa!!! Jee rie ofe egbusi na otu beer Bruno bu onye bolu.

Benjamin Sessko. Beautiful goal... Manchester United Atogbugom kalia Otele ukwu Nwanyi ozubulu.

@99entropy @theberneese She's now a Nigerian

@theberneese wait, no one realized she said “omo” and not “Chaley”? Interesting

Omo I said fried egg oo

@LyndaUdoji You dey enter eye makachi Are you single?

7 eyes, 7 wings, 7 scrolls You are welcome, oh breaker invade. My deliverer is not asleep I'm not helpless, I don't walk alone... 📸: 2020

@stanleyjonas @instablog9ja Glk is now a guarantee for free meal ticket

@instablog9ja Driving a GLE is not an automatic license for reckless spending. The man has good financial discipline.

What my date did to me after he asked me to order 25k food but I ordered 85k — media personality Lizzy