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Twitter is actually a fun place to be when things are falling apart on a global level

@MaxGoof1996 @aj_inapi Apparently “washed up bankrupt trashy reality TV star” is the exact phenotype MAGA loves for elected officials

@aj_inapi Mamdani worked as a official in New York City government prior to becoming mayor of New York City. Pratt is a washed up, bankrupt trashy reality TV star who has never had a job (in government or in real life) 😂😂😂

So it was okay to elect an inexperienced Mamdani to office as the mayor of the world's financial capital but Spencer Pratt shouldn't be elected as mayor for LA.. Got you

Why would anyone be mean to Spotify on their birthday 😞

@incredutility @michaelmiraflor We love Yoto!

Another iPad alternative is the Yoto player - audiobooks, podcasts, and music for kids. They also have an amazing BBC-style daily news report! Strong recommend.

Me after I turned on something good to watch

I was told by grown adults that he would implement sharia law

@hallmiked @hello__caitlin @atrupar 😆😆😆😆😆

@hello__caitlin @atrupar Well he does act like he’s the queen and we’re the sorry people

Every once in a while, Trump looks exactly like that one kid on Wife Swap who ran away from home because the new wife wanted the family to eat less bacon

When we came into office, we uncovered a $12 billion budget deficit. Today, I’m proud to say we brought it down to zero. We didn’t close the gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets and making historic investments in public housing. Call it Pothole Politics. Call it Democratic Socialism. It's government that delivers for the people who make this city run. That’s what New Yorkers deserve. And that’s what we will keep fighting for every single day.

Idea: An anonymous “vote to end meeting” button on Teams where if 50% of people press it, the meeting ends immediately.

@offbeatorbit I keep losing at deals, and I don’t wanna MAKE A DEAL ANYMORE

I low key think about this kid at least once a week.

@girdley Great video!

NEW LONG FORM VIDEO: How WeWork sold a $47 billion fantasy So back in September 2019, Adam Neumann, the founder of WeWork, was called into a board meeting and fired from the company he had built into a business once valued at $47 billion. And the strange part was, he wasn’t fired because the company was failing. He was fired because WeWork was about to go public, which meant the company finally had to reveal its financials to the world. For years, WeWork had marketed itself as a revolutionary tech company that was changing how people worked and building community through shared office space. But behind the scenes, it was really a real estate business losing nearly $2 billion a year. And somehow, despite all of that, Adam Neumann still walked away with roughly $1.7 billion. Even more surprising, many of the same investors who backed him the first time turned around and funded his next startup. There’s been plenty written about WeWork over the years, but now that we’re a few years removed from the collapse, it’s worth asking: how did this happen in the first place? This is the rise and fall of WeWork.

One thing about butterflies they do not fly in your house that’s a bug with class

Never any ripe bananas

Happy Mothers Day to all the mamas!!! 💕💕 you are strong queens and you deserve the world

hot honey dubai chocolate flavored SSRI matcha protein infused GLP-1 suppository ft ludacris

One of the hardest things about being a mom (to me) has been everyone always expecting me to know what happens next. What’s for dinner, what are we doing today. Like hello I would like to know what’s for dinner too

I absolutely need this mashup on Spotify for car rides with my kids

the amount of creativity and talent buried under poverty is heartbreaking. imagine how many geniuses never got the chance to even try.

@marc_almond @mindyisser Another vote for travel magnatiles

@mindyisser We bring the travel magnatiles set and a few hot wheels type cars. Have also started playing crazy eights and want to teach other card games soon.

what’s the secret to an enjoyable meal in a restaurant with a toddler? we’re traveling later this month and will be meeting all meals out and we’re dreading it. we don’t/won’t do an ipad or tablet

@mindyisser Coloring books, etch a sketch, magnetic drawing pads, travel magnatiles

I say this with a heavy heart but sink that ship