LifesABitch

My life is going to have a massive turnaround for my good and I'm going to win everyday, me and my friends. Soon 💚

Manchester United are the biggest English club in the world with the biggest fanbase. Time to put that to use and go vote for Bruno Fernandes. I've done my part.

🚨🔥 Kylian Mbappé: “I remember people said I had to rest in Copa del Rey, that I was playing too much… …and then we got eliminated by a team from lower division”. 👀

A guy at my cousin’s office begged HR not to do anything for his birthday because he had severe anxiety and hated being the center of attention. They promised they understood. Lunch break comes and they literally wheel out a cake, balloons, and half the office screaming “SURPRISE.” 😭 He immediately started panicking, knocked over a chair trying to leave, and locked himself in the bathroom. A week later they fired him for being “disruptive in the workplace.” Turns out he had emails proving he warned them multiple times. He sued the company and won.

Today I am 22 years off heroin.❤️‍🩹

Arsenal fans dey vote, united fans dey plan move ballot box😂

That's our Bruno ❤️🏆

Omo i go make am ooo Repost if e sure for you too

It had to be him. @B_Fernandes8 has been crowned our Sir Matt Busby Player of the Year for a record fifth time 😍👑 🤝 @adidasFootball

idk how to stress this well enough but a truckload of people i come across do not have their PERM. VOTERS CARD and they all have one common excuse - “what difference would it make if i go ahead and get it?” A lottt of people aren’t even trying to vote and I’m puzzled because how will you change things if you are not participating in the process and actively enforcing it???? PVC registration has re-opened and i beg you to start your registration and actually see it through. start here. 🔗 - cvr.inecnigeria.org

Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say i- Patrick Ballon d'Orgu ⚽️🏆

Frank edoho wife Dey ask if frank edoho don ever pay school fees. Na why if I pay my pikin school fees, I Dey come tweet am for here. Evidence choke! Receipts choke!

EVERYONE'S INVITED TO BET AWARDS 😂🔥

What happened at the University of Uyo Teaching Hospital yesterday is a national disgrace and must not be treated lightly! Calling on @officialEFCC to promote lawful conduct; to publicly call the officers involved in the act to order, @Fmohnigeria @nighealthwatch to protect our healthcare system, and the presidency @NGRPresident and @NGRSenate to look into this, so this doesn’t happen to any healthcare worker again. @UN @WHO @WHONigeria @UNICEF_Nigeria Justice must prevail. Say NO TO VIOLENCE AGAINST MEDICAL PRACTITIONERS. Enough is Enough.

WHATTTT 😭 PETER OBI DMED ME!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS 😭😭😭❤️❤️

Arsenal votes divided amongst 3 players, Man City votes divided amongst 2 players, there there is Bruno having all Man United votes to himself 😂😂😂😂

Manager of the season- Carrick Player of the season- Bruno Fernandes Young player of the season- Mainoo LET US MAKE IT HAPPEN, I NEED THESE TEARS ASAP😭😭😭

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This is Manchester United. Always ❤️ Introducing the @adidasFootball x Manchester United 2026/27 home jersey, available now 🔗

CRISTIANO RONALDO WTF!!!!

🚨💣 Manchester United and Michael Carrick are set to continue together next season and beyond. Chances increasing for weeks as reported and everyone at #MUFC feels he should stay. Players, management, everyone on same page. Next step: talks to final stages and new deal.