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@geraldrogan66 @SalteeL3mon @heyyitsjanea Do you think a woman can get pregnant on absolutely any given day?

@SalteeL3mon @heyyitsjanea cycles, moons, ovulation sounds like some astrology BS the only thing you need to worry about for pregnancy is BIRDS and BEES aka P in V

a youtuber i follow just posted this video showing how many negative pregnancy tests she’s gotten and for the last couple months a lot of her audience has been speculating pregnancy yeah so…this is why you don’t do that

@SayingStuffXOXO @Ilya_Elante @HazelAppleyard I can't understand how men like this even get married. It must be genuinely like having a big child, rather than a *partner*.

@Ilya_Elante @HazelAppleyard I'm not saying it's not frustrating, but it's just not how some men's brains work. Some men just need straight forward 'instruction' and women should know after 17y if their man is like that or not.

OOFT

@its_queen_eliza @cheerpoasting @HazelAppleyard He's a grown man. He's over 50. They've been married for 17 years. He should know at least one place/event she likes and be able to organise something. I'll bet his boss hasn't had to hold his hand every day of his working life.

@cheerpoasting @HazelAppleyard If she communicated, "hey, I would like to go some place and I would like you to plan it," I bet he would. Maybe he was so deflated over the reaction to the vacuum that he was so excited to give his wife that he didn't know how to proceed.

@its_queen_eliza @HazelAppleyard She TOOK HIM TO HAWAII for his 50th! No way did he even think of that, and believe a vacuum was in any way equivalent.

@HazelAppleyard He probably thought this gift would make her life easier. Plus at some point she probably told him she didn't like flowers. Communicating birthday expectations ahead of time instead of expecting him to read her mind would have fixed this.

@fvckerysprinkle @SAAS1972N If only there was some way you could research things when public libraries are closed. Hm...like some kind of device you could ask questions... 🤔

@SAAS1972N Kids bring homework home they don’t even know what to do… Spare me.

So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday. Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.” Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework. They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.

@nickimoraa Also...you look very young. I'll bet it isn't many years since you were at school.

@nickimoraa You didn't learn capital letters properly, nor apostrophes. Perhaps your focus should have been on your education more than your teachers' clothes!

When did teacher’s attire take a turn? Teachers today dress like they are all teaching PE. Growing up all my teachers wore heels, dresses, slacks, dress shirts, hair was done. They looked put together. Teachers today look like they don’t care. the way you show up contributes to the environment you work in. this may be one of the factors into why kids behave the way they do. take the profession seriously so the kids can take you seriously

@Beth02428329 @IanRunkle @0yOlives Except, she was also standing about 3 feet away but holding her gun with outstretched arms, which was also just out of reach...

@Beth02428329 @IanRunkle @0yOlives 15 feet *diagonally* which would mean she wasn't actually directly opposite him, in front of the air conditioner. And somehow she stepped backwards but also sideways in the narrow space at the foot of the bed. 🤔

So, proposal: Go to MA. Get a very large dumpster. Put all the cops into the dumpster. Hire all new cops. Prior MA policing experience is a disqualifier on the application.

@itsandreamiller @bobc_38 @friarpark @Bederowlaw And if he was actually in the doorway as he claimed, there was no way she could have been out of sight behind the door frame. There just wasn't that much space there. But he also claimed she was 15' diagonally away from him when the room wasn't big enough.

@bobc_38 @friarpark @Bederowlaw But Noonan’s testimony doesn’t match the facts either. He said Kelsey lunged behind the door frame to aim at him, but crime scene photos prove that corner was blocked with large furniture.

I can confidently state that in almost 30 years of practice, the cross examination of Kelsey Fitzsimmons was 100%, unequivocally the worst I have ever seen. Absolutely stunning. There is no basis whatsoever to find her guilty. None.

@Mama_K_279 @davevail @Justice4OJOKFKR @BrittHapp3ns And he was like a block away! He was right there and should have taken his baby then.

@davevail @Justice4OJOKFKR @BrittHapp3ns She begged him to go to her house and watch him so she could go to work. He could have taken custody of that baby at that time. With no custody agreement in order, whatever parent has the child, has custody of them. If he was really in fear of his child he would have done that.

The restraining order included her DOG, too?! Does it get any more vindictive and underhanded than that? 🐍👽 You’re doing great, Kelsey. 💜🦋 #JusticeForKelseyFitzsimmons

@elonmusk Who is 'convincing' women to hate men? The crime rates? 😂

Accurate

@2RawTooReal Last time I was in a bathroom like this, a man was in a cubicle peeing, with the door wide open. No thanks!!

What’s your thoughts on genderless restrooms 🚽 I personally don’t see the problem

@WunderRiKU It's the season of nonsensical weather!

British weather is no joke a few days ago it was 18°C, spring had sprung, the blossoms were out, the sun was shining and the pollen was high and today it is BACK TO 0°C with a forecast that can only be described as "Bright, mild and sunny with INTERMITTENT GALE FORCE HAIL STORMS" In the time it has taken me to write this tweet it started SNOWING THICK FAST AND HEAVY and then STOPPED and now the sky is clear and the sun is shining again I feel like I'm going crazy WHAT SEASON IS THIS

@bradamantemonte @Somechick1787 @mamboitaliano__ I can never understand how anyone could find that thin sole, super high stiletto style comfortable.

@Somechick1787 @mamboitaliano__ I disagree: tights can't go out of style. In formal settings etiquette requires them. However, I think that kind of shoe should disappear: it's a source of suffering. In general, I don't find them elegant, even if they look good on Melania. Grace Kelly's Royal wedding shoes ⬇️

Ladies, a genuine question out of pure curiosity: Why does First Lady Melania Trump never, ever wear stockings, on any occasion, in any weather, with any outfit? Really, never, never, never Does anyone know the reason? 🇺🇸👠

@AliceBetwixt @travisakers Why do you *want* your kids to be distracted during their lessons? What on earth is sooo important that you just HAVE to text them during school hours? Just wait til they finish!

There’s no law that a parent can’t text their child dude. You are a teacher not a dictator. These people are forced to come to school to listen to you teach whatever your state tells you to teach, if you’re in public schools. There’s no law that parents aren’t allowed to communicate with their child or send a text during any certain set hours. Thank God. Scolding parents like you’re the warden of their children is a truly gross look. Find something better to complain about. Parents being in touch with their kids?? No. Schools, teachers, and systems telling parents they don’t have purview over their own children is part of what facilitated MK Ultra, GATE programs and ***Epstein-esque lists***, etc. There are plenty of legit and timely “best interest of children” soap boxes to hop on and you’re sidestepping ALLLLLLLLL of them here.

Parents, Stop texting your kids during class while they’re at school. If it’s that important you can call the main office. But now you’re taking away from my classroom time and the time of 35 other students because you can’t follow the rules and law yourself. So knock it off. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Respectfully Mr. Akers

@skrewstone891 @Ghost_of_Uncle @travisakers What's so important to tell your kids while they're at school that you can't tell them later?

@Ghost_of_Uncle @travisakers All day? No. If I need to tell my kid something I'm gonna do it though. Go fuck yourself.

@DevsBee @shelobcat @travisakers Oh please, her child is the only one that matters!

@shelobcat @travisakers Now imagine if the parents of those 35 children are as entitled and dramatic as you. I’ll bet 50% are. Education isn’t failing because of the teachers, it’s the parents.

@Lance_089 @pdb5906tsw @HazelAppleyard But you don't find that a person *becomes* more attractive as you grow to love them?

@LindenG @pdb5906tsw @HazelAppleyard I love people who I find to not be attractive at all I don't base my opinion on others if they are pretty or not looks fade. The only exception is you should be attracted to the person you marry like I could not imagine being with someone who was fat or had brown eyes.

I would never stop crying

@pdb5906tsw @HazelAppleyard Yeah I don't get how you can truly love someone and not have that make them look beautiful to you. A person might not seem beautiful when you first meet, but in general, people get more attractive the more you like/respect them.

@HazelAppleyard The mother of my children is the most beautiful woman in the world, and I tell her that every day.