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@SAAS1972N
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It took only 9 batters to give that cuck Paul Skenes the worst start of his career
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
It took only 2 batters in to the season for the Mets to be losing
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CRYING FOUL: A new FOX News poll finds 72% of sports fans think major sporting events should be required to stay on free broadcast television, not behind streaming paywalls.
Nearly 6 in 10 sports fans say they’ve skipped watching a game at least a few times in the past year because it was too expensive, while nearly half of fans (47%) say they've skipped games because it was too difficult to find or access them.

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@fvckerysprinkle Then you picked up bad school. Make better choices. Get her out of there.
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@SAAS1972N Kids bring homework home they don’t even know what to do…
Spare me.
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So my daughter had a test and asked her teacher if she was going to grade them over the weekend so she could know her grade on Monday.
Her teachers reply “I’m not spending my weekend grading papers.”
Okay then.. moving forward my children will not spending their after school hours doing hours of homework.
They will not spending their weekend working on projects. They can do that during school time then.
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@SAAS1972N @KILLTOPARTY Neither do I. But my wife doesn’t have a weak husband.
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@FarOutMag @instapundit The age old question presented by Ray: is Lola glad or is she a man? Songwriting brilliance.
That Ray never heard of this regard is about right. Little queen needs to get attention for himself piggybacked on a true artist.
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The Kinks’ Ray Davies asked “who the f*ck is Moby” after he said ‘Lola’ was “gross and transphobic”, Dave Davies reveals dlvr.it/TRjwv3

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@MJ0619N @KILLTOPARTY You wanna wake up on fire that’s fine with me. I don’t have a weak wife.
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Honestly, who the hell cares if they aren’t good friends? This is baseball, it’s not a WR/QB or PG/C relationship where chemistry matters. They’re both damn good players who help the team win, why would anyone care if they choose to hang out in their free time?
Rafy Clips@Rafyclips
Hay una vibra extraña entre Juan Soto y Lindor en los Mets 👀
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@WalshFreedom He is a douche because Springsteen denigrates anyone who disagrees with him.
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Why? Why is he a “douche?” Because he disagrees with you politically? That’s why? So people who disagree with you politically are douches? Man, that’s messed up & that’s why this country is so dangerously divided. Grow up.
Adam Carolla@adamcarolla
I always knew he was a douche
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@ambrosecarol2 @StevenErtelt @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl Original Alamo movie did not do well. Remake did because they tacked on San Jacinto. Same with Pearl Harbor; added Doolittle Raid
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Disagree. So many stories left to tell...
- Poland held up the Nazi regime for a month.
- Norway fought valiantly against the Nazis
- Need more on Nazi resistance groups in western Europe
- A movie on the White Rose resistance would be great
- US subs in WWII don't get enough focus
- The brave defenders of Wake Island deserve a movie
- POW camps of American soldiers in japan and the Philippines
- Lots of valiant escapes from POW prisons in Europe
- Could do an entire movie on Bastogne (though done well in Band of Brothers)
- Need a movie on other attempts of Hitler's life beyond the one with Tom Cruise
- Spies in the Abwher
- Counter spies for Germany in England
- The Aussie's defense of Tripoli
And that's just what I can think of off the top of my head.
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McDonald's. 11am on a Thursday.
Me: Can I get four cheeseburgers, extra bacon, no bun, no ketchup, no mustard, no onion, no pickle.
Cashier: So just the patties, cheese, and bacon.
Me: Just the patties, cheese, and bacon.
Cashier: Four of them.
Me: Four of them.
Cashier: [types it in] That comes up as four cheeseburgers with modifications.
Me: Perfect.
Cashier: The bun is included in the price.
Me: That's fine.
Cashier: You're paying for buns you're not getting.
Me: I'm aware.
Cashier: [a pause] Okay.
The bag arrived. Four cardboard boxes, each containing two patties, a slice of cheese, a rash of bacon, sitting in the approximate location where a bun would normally be, surrounded by nothing.
It was perfect.
It was exactly what I asked for.

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