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OMG 🤣 watching @CatfishMTV and I was like 'oh wow, how cool is Nev's Dad's hair!!' AND my bf said 'yeah - he looks like if @NevSchulman and Max had a kid who was older than them' 😂🙈

Please help this poorly boy, even a share could help him get the surgery he needs... gofund.me/f07a8e87

Please Help Bocelli the Alpaca gofund.me/d1c9437c It's been a while, but if anyone could please please help my friend pay for life saving surgery her beautiful alpaca, it would be appreciated beyond belief 🦙#alpacahealth #alpacanews #pleaseshare #saveBocelli #alpacalove

Is Bonnie a full name? Or is it short for something else.... like Bonstance 😂

The incredible @IllyriaTheatre are casting! I've worked for this company since 2017 and they are fantastic employers who care about their casts. If you love open air theatre and are a hardy outdoors type, apply apply apply! illyria.co.uk/jobs

“Hello. I'm Tom Hanks. The US Government has lost its credibility, so it's borrowing some of mine.”

@ScottishPower Thanks Kelly, but I've already been advised to yet again send photos of my meter, this time to the SP 'contactus' email. Not holding out much hope though since I didn't receive any acknowledgement at all from that address weeks ago when I emailed about the same issue. 🙁

@LinzGotLost Hi there - I'm really sorry to hear of the issues you have been facing and we do want to ensure this is resolved. Can you please send us a private message to confirm your full name, full address (inc. post code) and account number? We will look into this - Kelly

When you're so disappointed and exhausted dealing with @ScottishPower that they book a complaint call to you, and then even the Complaint Dept. can't manage to phone you on the right day or time 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️ Should have trusted my gut and stayed with @BritishGas 🤷🏼‍♀️ #pointless #fml

Incredible moment on BBC Breakfast this morning when Naga asked Charlie when was the last time he saw a beaver. Charlie: "Well it's been a while, if in ever in fact..." Look at their faces afterwards.

The best thing by far about my bf picking up @HamiltonMusical lyrics is that i no longer have to sing ALL the parts myself... no more: "in New York you can beaJUST YOU WAIT" 😁

they've had enough

so I guess by this time next week we'll all be talking about how mysterious it is that Ghislaine Maxwell mysteriously died in her cell while all the guards were mysteriously on break and the video cameras were mysteriously shut off

What the fuck did I just watch?

@Sarcasticluther 1. Molly 2. MollyStopItDropItLeaveItNoOMGFFS

1. Gertrude Stein 2. Gertie, snuggle-puss, gremlin, baby girl

Question of the day: 1. what is you pet’s name? but, 2. what do you actually call them?

My kid wrote a song called, “I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps.

#TrumpPressBriefing When Hilary Clinton says, 'Please don’t poison yourself because Donald Trump thinks it could be a good idea.' What she is really saying is 'I told you, you stupid motherfuckers.'

@StephenKing Oh Harold! That's WONDERFUL! Now, go love some more. #HaroldandMaude

What's your favorite movie line ever? I'm torn between "We'll always have Paris" and "You're gonna need a bigger boat." (Quotes may or may not be exact.)