LJ Allison

@LHRDevAuthority @MaryamNSharif You are animal murderers. You should be ashamed and held accountable for this atrocity instagram.com/reel/DQuaH8TjR…

وزیراعلی پنجاب مریم نواز کی خصوصی ہدایت پر لاہور کے مصروف ترین علاقوں کی سسٹین ایبل ڈویلپمنٹ کے تحت ری ماڈلنگ۔ ڈی جی ایل ڈی اے طاہر فاروق کا آزادی چوک، لاری اڈہ، دو موریہ پل، ریلوے اسٹیشن کے اطراف کے علاقوں کا دورہ, مجوزہ ڈیزائن کا جائزہ لیا۔ #LDA @MaryamNSharif

Hey @nectar just got your email about cheap cursed child tickets, but you are more expensive than the official booking website? I wanted second row dress circle, you want £600 and cursed child want £520. How are you cheaper?

@Ligne6_RATP Bonjour, is the 6 line stopping at Trocadero before 7pm. On the app it says closed from 7pm, or is trocadero closed all day? Merci.

📢❌En raison des festivités du 14 juillet, le trafic est interrompu entre Charles de Gaulle – Étoile et Trocadéro. Les trains ne marquent pas l'arrêt. #Ligne6 #RATP

@OctopusEnergy Yeah, I’ve been trying for 3 days. I even went on early this morning and they had already gone. 😒

@LisaJaneAllison Hey LJ, our coffee codes are pretty popular at the moment 👀 They refresh daily so you can always try again tomorrow 🤞🐙

@OctopusEnergy I really dislike your new free coffee options. I used to get my one coffee a week and now it’s a Wednesday and I’ve not been able to get a code for 3 days.

@charliersmith1 Internet weirdos are the worst. You are amazing and you’ve come so far over the last few years. You should be proud of everything and anything.

Since sharing this photo yesterday, I’ve been subject to some pretty horrible comments about my appearance and weight. I contemplated deleting it. But instead, I’ve decided to post it again to show I’m not ashamed of my body!! 😃

@EWErickson Please adopt and don’t shop. Thousands of lovely dogs,who are desperate for a home, are in shelters right now. Don’t give money to breeders so they can keep making a profit and then just keep forcing dogs to make them more puppies. Please do better.

On Monday, my wife shed a few more tears over losing our dog and confessed she thought she really needed a dog to be home with her. She started looking and found a puppy that fit the criteria we need as a family. She called the breeder, but someone else had already gotten the dog. So she started praying for a puppy that would be what she wanted. And she prayed some more. And she prayed some more. Today, the breeder called her and told her the other family decided they did not want that puppy and asked if we were still interested. So, meet Max.

@zebulgar Europe? You in Rome or Blackpool?

currently in europe and man it really is noticeable how much poorer it is than the united states now and that gap just keeps widening every year wild to watch that gap be created over the course of my life, when I was a kid the two continents were equivalent...

@crazyclips_ Headline should be boyfriend nearly kills girlfriend riding too fast in rain

A biker saved his girlfriend during an accident. This is the type of stuff you see in movies

The snow is settling in #Nottinghamshire 😍 #snow

@NiallHarbison I had a proper sob when I checked for updates this morning and realised she didn’t make you. You guys are incredible and should be proud you made her last day full of love.

We only knew Amalfi for 24 hours. A soft, gentle and caring little girl. I’ve never seen a fighter like her. A rollercoaster today. The only way to stay sane doing what I do is to only focus on the positives (1/7) 🧵

@elonmusk This isn’t true - official figures linked here. For an intelligent man, you do share some stupid stuff. barb.co.uk/monthly-viewin…

Wow!

@godblesstoto I did this with my horses for the 30 and 15 years of owning them both. I trusted them completely and they would never hurt anyone. I wouldn’t do this to a horse I didn’t know though.

I’ve never owned a horse but i’m guessing this is a really stupid thing to do for a multitude of reasons.

Yes @sainsburys I would like a magnum of chicken wine thank you. @lavieilleferme

@SophieMcDLaw It depends where you are. I live in the countryside and the 3 near us are owned by farmers and they grow them each year. One of the farmers crop failed this year so they aren’t doing it.

@feelingsplain I knew 5 boys, all under 23 who died in car accidents. All the pensioners I know haven’t been in accidents.

a 19 year old having their mate in the passenger seat on the way to McDonalds is a public danger but Doris, 91, who can't see over her steering wheel is perfectly fine to drive with a licence she got in 1964. what an absolute load of shite

@MartinSLewis I thought this but when I checked the one off payment amount, it worked out the same amount as paying monthly - so either they are adding it onto one off payments too or they aren’t adding it.

WARNING: Monthly direct debit is a LOAN - they pay the year for you and loan you the money often at 20 - 40% APR way more than a typical credit card. I'm shocked by how many pay by monthly DD. Avoid if at all possible, more help in moneysavingexpert.com/insurance/car-…

@MartinSLewis Ofgem are just in cahoots with energy companies - companies don’t need more money, they are already on record profits. Other countries in Europe haven’t increased. Ofgem are meant to regulate for the benefit of the public, but they just do what energy companies want.

Why energy prices will RISE tomorrow even though wholesale rates have dropped over the last month... Our energy market is perverse. Tomorrow 1 Oct the energy Price Cap, which dictates the rate 8 in 10 Eng, Wales, Scot homes pay, rises by 10% - meaning bills do to. Yet wholesale rates, those energy firms buy at, have dropped in recent weeks (tho up slightly in last few days) evidenced by the fact the switchable deals being offered have got cheaper. The reason for the disjoin is that the Price Cap mechanism is time-lagged. Each Cap is fixed for three months, the new 1 Oct to 31 Dec cap is based on mid-May to mid August's wholesale rates, and they peaked in August. You'll need to wait until January for the recent falls to be factored in, which is why the Cap is predicted to drop, slightly then (a few weeks ago it was though it'd rise). It's only slightly because its an averaging over time while current switchable deals can take advantage of short term dips. So on a practical note if you act (do a comparison - MSE energy club is whole of market) you can take advantage of lower rates, if not you'll pay more due to the time lag system and have to hope wholesale rates stay low the next few weeks in order to see a drop in January Price Cap. A few more Price Cap notes... i) While it's called a Cap, there is NO CAP on what you pay, what's capped is the standing (ie daily) charge and how much they can charge for each unit of gas or electricity you use ii) It only applies to firm's standard ie default tariffs, the rest aren't capped and they can charge more or less. iii) All firms standard (capped) tariffs price at or very near the Cap max, so its not really a cap. In reality the regulator is setting a fixed price and its charged. iv) The wholesale rate used to set the Cap are not the spot rates (ie the rate you can buy energy today) as especially with gas we've no storage. The regulator uses long term buy-ahead wholesale rates to set the cap, as its prime focus is energy security. vi) On top of the wholesale rates, it then adds a host of factors on it (network costs, distribution etc), including a set amount of profit, to come up with the cap.

@TONYxTWO Gammon men are so funny, he really thought he did something.

Omg lol!!!! Guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar at a live auction for $4,000, only to destroy it 🔥🔥😭😭

@SAMUELJWEINBERG There’s never a right person at the wrong time. The right person will come at the right time.

I think I’m gonna be sick