Lo, bird app avoider

My favorite part about watching a Marvel movie in theaters is when all the guys say to their wives "that's Stan Lee" when he makes his cameo

fuck yourself, girl, or nobody else will

@DestryBrod They call us snowflakes but get their panties in a bunch if we drop one slightly negative adjective anywhere near them 🙄

It's funny when people say that the left is intolerant when I've been called every insult known to man for simply disagreeing with a conservative. I wonder how many people will call me a fat snowflake in the replies to this?

@DestryBrod Good for you buddy. I’ve fully moved to TikTok land. (Except this small exception)

Twitter or X, whatever you want to call it is now Truth Social 2.0 with a handful of liberals who haven't been scared off (like me).

Starting the early hours of my birthday listening to “Bathtub” by Waxahatchee isn’t maybe the best way to start my new year

@KaiMyNameIs Rarely

@LoSucks Omg you're here!

You ever zip your nose in your sweatshirt whilst high? 0/10 do not recommend

@Kateness8 Hiiiiiigh

Hi friends I’m high ✨ Say hi and I’ll ask you a Would You Rather question (Ends ten pm 4-26, pacific time, like two hours from now)

Is it possible to karaoke a Milli Vanilli song?

If someone showed me this pic before the pandemic about the future I would have thought my god they silenced women

Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe

I love when a guy says “I’m gonna do insane things to you” and those insane things are like 5 mins of missionary

@KaylaChowShow Moist Cowboy

Replace one word in any movie title with “moist.”

@Miss__Kitty__ 🤍

My dad just passed away tragically about an hour ago, I’m lost

@VincentWho_X It was such a great ad! Too bad it was for THAT guy 🤮

"no rapping tonight" why? "you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy

@VincentWho_X What’s the pay like?

@JoshMankiewicz Where do I donate?!

WHO’S WITH ME? #Keith2024

@VincentWho_X Threadless? When you find out lemme know

I just learned that KIM GORDON IS 70 YEARS OLD WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK