JoeShmoe

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Donald Trump officially elected President of the United States of America.

Except for unvaccinated Americans, Americans who don't want teachers talking to kids about their sex life, Americans who believe in free speech, Americans who refuse to go along with the pronouns crew, Americans who don't feel comfortable sharing a bathroom with the opposite sex, Americans who don't want identity politics shoved down their face, Americans who think you shouldn't be involved in every single fcking war. To name a few.

The Elon Musk and #Trump Space has begun with 1 million listeners and climbing!

“Are ya fixing it, son?”

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

Conversation with @realDonaldTrump starts in a few minutes

Oof. Too real 😂 twitter.com/Mericamemed/st…

Nailed it.

Extradite this.

RFK Jr. calls out the Biden admin for putting Tulsi Gabbard on a terrorist watch list: “It’s critical that people know that our institutions and government are not politicized and that they're blind to your political affiliation.” “What happened to Tulsi is just extraordinary and I don't see why there is not more Outrage and indignation from every corner of our country.” “It clearly came from the White House and it came the day after she criticized President Biden. She was put on a list called the quiet eyes list which had air marshals follow her whenever she walked through an airport. Her cell phone texts were being photographed so that they could see what she was saying. This is the kind of thing they did in Russia and Iran.” The weaponization of our national security system against Tulsi Gabbard for political reasons should anger people from the far right all the way to the far left. The mainstream media, outside of Fox, is unsurprisingly not covering this story. This is a story that cannot be buried. This is evidence that the Biden admin is using the national security system to track and possibly persecute political opponents. If Trump did this to any of his political opponents who were outspoken against him, it would be the biggest news story for weeks. Once we normalize spying on and prosecuting political opponents, we normalize destroying Democracy.

“Type her name as Kamabla, father. Refuse to elaborate.” “Tremendous, Barron. Just tremendous.”

I live in CA, so #TamponTim's inspiration is our public school system. Last year my child's high school put pads and tampons in the boys bathrooms, for all those "people who menstruate." You won't be surprised to hear what happened next...1/

BREAKING: Kamala Harris’ campaign X account caught sharing video of Trump’s rally in Montana from *2 hours* earlier in the day, claiming it was the live footage. I’ve never seen a campaign lie so blatantly in my life. Shortly before Trump’s rally started, Kamala HQ shared the footage below. A time stamp shows the video was taken at 7:36pm Eastern time. Live footage from 9:35 eastern time shows a packed arena. This is just one of the many deceptive posts the account has made in the past few weeks. Despicable.

After nearly a decade of President Trump being called a racist for wanting strict border security Kamala Harris is now claiming that same man doesn’t take Border Security seriously The gaslighting is truly remarkable

My body my choice?

For the record, this isn’t an endorsement. This is me saying that I like RFKjr as a person, and I really appreciate the way he discusses things with civility and intelligence. I think we could use more of that in this world. I also think Trump raising his fist and saying “fight!” after getting shot is one of the most American fucking things of all time. I’m not the guy to get political information from. If you want that from a comic, go to @ComicDaveSmith. He actually knows what he’s talking about.

We need a sarcasm detector Ai for X immediately lol