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@Jenny_1884 Fick me you are stupd! Who else agrees with me?

Who else thinks that Keir Starmer is going to try & cancel local elections because he knows they are going to lose big-time?

@policylaila Hey have you asked Wor Rob who was in government and who was government ministers in 2021? The answer might surprise you Wor Laila!

It really is madness.

@RobertJenrick Now if only we could work out who was in government in 2021, and those who were government ministers? 🤔 maybe they could have done something? It’s really puzzling Wor Rob?

Britain has paid Norway over £100 billion for gas since 2021. For gas they’re drilling in the North Sea, the same sea Ed Miliband has banned new drilling in on the British side. Madness.

@toryboypierce Hang on Richard Tice will get his beer 🍺

🚨 Dear Angela Rayner, it’s very un-British not to pay your tax bill. We shouldn’t forget why she’s now a backbencher, the tax row over her second home still hangs over her. Have too many Labour supporters forgotten this? 🎙️ Watch the full clip here: youtu.be/_DI9JRISpaI?si…

@ScottishSuffra1 You do know that schools teach about all the major religions? Not sure what year your grandson is in but they will learn about Hinduism, Silkism, Christianianty Judaism and Islam and Buddhism. The six major religions. All this guff you spout really is embarrassing.

My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.

@ChrisWrightson6 @gregfletch1 Quick Nurse, Chris needs his medication

@gregfletch1 Reform UK is centre of politics

Douglas Murray has wrote about the attacks on Nigel Farage — Nigel has said it will get worse. The Guardian is a cesspit. The left has had this country for so long — hence the mess we’re in. Reform UK will put this country back on its feet. Family first Community first Country first With that, we have everything; without it, we have nothing. Reform UK will stand together and get even stronger — what they have now and are working together for us is a very strong team ⬇️ @Nigel_Farage MP for Clacton and party leader @TiceRichard MP for Boston and Skegness + Deputy leader @LeeAndersonMP_ MP for Ashfield - Chief Whip @SarahForRuncorn MP for Runcorn and Helsby @danny__kruger MP for East Wiltshire @RobertJenrick MP for Newark - Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer @AndrewRosindell MP for Romford @SuellaBraverman MP for Fareham and Waterlooville - Shadow Education Secretary (also covering Skills and Equalities) @drdavidbull Party Chairman @ZiaYusufUK Shadow Home Secretary @andreajenkyns Mayor - Greater Lincolnshire Combined County Authority @luke11campbell Mayor - Hull and East Yorkshire Combined Authority @Malcolm_Offord Scotland party leader @DanWalesReform Wales party leader We cannot forget 974 Councillors 500 Branches 275,000 members 1000s candidates and volunteers @reformparty_uk @ReformUKScot @RUKWales Never give up 🇬🇧

@Clainy6 @colder_sarcasm Bookmarked, because possibly in 3/4 years he’s coming back with a lot of regret!

Meet Gary Tagart. A disability benefit claiming Reform supporter. The intelligence is breathtaking. See for yourself!! youtube.com/shorts/A1mgIrh…

@McivorJaymey @marksandspencer @GBNEWS If only M&S did bounce back loans eh Wor Jaymey?

Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn 🙈 It’s like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS

@ttrain4086 @lectrobrat @EdKrassen Glad you put not Thomas Tank Engine in your bio, because Thomas has far more brain cells.

@lectrobrat @EdKrassen not when it comes to operational security. Allies also have their own secrets they don't disclose to the US. its not a requirement to remain allies.

BREAKING: Japanese Reporter: "Why didn't you tell US allies about the war before attacking Iran?" Donald Trump: "Who knows better about surprises than Japan. Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" wtf?

@JoMichaels17 @EssexPR Well put. Insults aren’t clever bit sadly in this case they are justifiable.

@EssexPR Sorry mate, I don’t like insulting people personally, but you are one thick idiot. 10 years ago people like you were gearing up to vote for the single biggest act of economic self-harm this country has undertaken for decades. We’ll take no lectures. 🤡

This country has absolutely lost its marbles over the last 2 years. Labour has ripped up what was left of our democracy and political system. I fear, they’ve put us back a decade to fix it.

@TinyTon_e @Heccles94 Would take you seconds wor Tony, and time well spent. Just think it could help get rid of any other unwanted papers shoved through your door. Think of it as recycling.

@Heccles94 Many of us have jobs, families and lives to lead, Harry. Not all of us can afford to waste our time and effort being this petty. Pretty much sums up the Left though; inefficient, wasteful and very keen to spend the money of others.

Return your unwanted Reform UK flyers to this address and it costs them £2.50 a pop. Pop this address on an envelope with the flyer in, and pop it in a post box! The more we return, the less they will send!

@JamesCleverly Do you remember when your previous leader but three never engaged or answered questions at PMQs? Of course not, you have a deliberate and selective memory. Just hilarious you think this is just happening now.

What is the point of #PMQs? Starmer does not even engage with the questions, let alone attempt to answer them. He appointed Mandelson knowing he had remained friends with Epstein. He didn’t even bother to as Mandelson about it. Starmer never takes responsibility.

@reformexposed Can we add any other unsolicited mail too? Obviously in one massive envelope!

Have you received unsolicited mail from Reform UK? Send it back to: Freepost Plus RUHS-YGAJ-TKBL Reform UK Millbank Tower 21- 24 Millbank LONDON SW1P 4QP

@BenGrahamUK @musta_ankka Me thinks Wor Ben is a bit of a……(insert word of your choosing).

@musta_ankka Seems like you have it all figured out

We hand Norway £41 billion every year for oil and gas, from the same North Sea we sit on. Why are we funding their wealth instead of our own?

@SepsisUK Mate you are a couple of year younger than me, which cave have you been staying in?

@Ash36995694 @OperaSocialist @PippaCrerar So no due diligence? You would think someone who is going for the highest office would do that second nature? Clearly not!

@OperaSocialist @PippaCrerar He obviously doesn’t know who he’s talking about… he’s reading from a card somebody has paid him to read it, it’s a cameo

NEW: Nigel Farage has sold videos in which he endorsed a neo-Nazi event, repeated extremist slogans and supported a man convicted over his involvement in a far-right riot - Henry Dyer & Michael Goodier report theguardian.com/uk-news/ng-int…

@jackbuckby @PippaCrerar Tricked? They were sent to him, he didn’t do any due diligence and just read them out. I think Farage s the one with the problem here wor Jack

@PippaCrerar They are cameos. You understand what a Cameo is, yes? So the story/headline, then, should be “Farage tricked into repeating extremist slogans.”

@Vittles_Cafe @thecarolemalone Or David Attenborough

@thecarolemalone You're 'Terminally-mad' with your faux outrage and you do my head in taking off your glasses when you think you've got a serious point to make. Serious point though.😆😆😆 Put Michael Palin on every bank note. Issue sorted.

The woke Bank of England bosses dropped Churchill from our banknotes because they’re ashamed of him and our history. Shame on them express.co.uk/news/uk/218199…

@dave43law @thecarolemalone Journalist is a bit of a strong word in this persons context.

@thecarolemalone Maybe if you were a journalist you would be aware that the decision was based on views after a public consultation But then that isn't the clickbait headline the Express demands

@GyllKing @cleckylad @deguman @darrengrimes This wins the internet today! Brilliant 🤩

@cleckylad @deguman @darrengrimes He’s in his Kim Jong Un phase.

When you’ve got ‘parlyment’ at 9 but auditions for Balamory at 10