"LP" | LostProphet

Oh, you sold before $BIRB GAME FIVE ?! FUCK YOU HIGHER (code META coded)

The next phase of Moonbirds IP expansion. 4/27/26

the next phase of @moonbirds IP expansion 4/27/26

Agree. It’s birb time.

spent years learning crypto just to realize stocks only go up

Make a single post about Artemis II, and I get flooded with moon landing deniers and flat earthers. It now makes sense why so many people buy the dumbest shit imaginable in crypto. They want to be pessimistic about real developments that shape our future, and be eternal optimists on shitcoins that are going to zero

@BenjaminDEKR Because it's nice to talk to a hot hotel clerk when I touch down

What is the point of hotel check-in desk people anymore? Why isn't this 100% automated? Verify your ID, pay, get entry code. Why are humans still doing this?

@MetaMask @united Shut up metamask

@united give them a fox plushie

The entire row is alllllll yours. Welcome to United Relax Row, three adjacent United Economy seats with adjustable leg rests that can each be raised or lowered to create a cozy lie-flat space for stretching out... You'll also get a mattress pad, blanket and two pillows. If you’re traveling with kids, a plushie too! United Relax Row will be available starting next year on more than 200 of our 787s and 777s, each with up to 12 of these brand-new rows. united.com/Elevated

@Cryptohubrd @tropicalvirtual @Cryptoangie @LilianSet @ApeChainHUB @apecoin @OthersideMeta This is the most depressing thing I've seen in a while

Another Friday Cozy Corner in Otherside. Great energy, interesting conversations and a community that keeps building together week after week. Was amazing @tropicalvirtual @Cryptoangie @LilianSet

@0xWassie Yep

i scroll old nft project accounts last post 2 3 years ago they raised millions from mints now nobody talks about them no one even remembers the name and then i realize that was the perfect crime

@0xWassie Ywp

@romainrevert They really launched a chatGPT wrapper 😂

Go fuck yourself

@AutismCapital What will the venezuelans do with this tax

🚨NEW: Runescape raises its prices from $14/mo to $15/mo making it now the exact same cost as a WoW subscription. People with cheaper grandfathered subscription rates are also being hit. This is the game's second price increase in less than two years (from $12.50 to now $15)

@bcwils0n @RoundtableSpace Yeah more like $250-500 for the ai video

@RoundtableSpace Cool video, but no agent is paying $1K-$5K for that. It could work as an add on to a photographer's package though.

THIS GUY CREATES LUXURY VIDEOS OF REAL ESTATE LISTINGS USING ONLY A ZILLOW LINK ALL FOR UNDER $10 AGENTS PAY $1K-$5K PER PROPERTY FOR PROFESSIONAL VIDEO PRODUCTION

@bloggersarvesh Sounds like I'm about to start selling SEO services to local businesses 😂

call me crazy..but the next 12 months are going to create some stupid rich local businesses using Claude + SEO this feels like buying domain names when people thought the internet was a fad not because it was complicated. Because most people didn't take it seriously until it was too late. we’re in that same window again. but this time, the winners won't be the ones with the biggest pockets. it’s how fast you can publish helpful local pages + optimize your Google Business Profile before your competitors even wake up. the stack to win local search didn’t look like this 12 months ago, but now it’s here: → Claude (or ChatGPT): $20-30/month → Google Business Profile: Free → A basic website (WordPress): low cost → Canva/CapCut for simple visuals: Free → Google Search Console + Analytics: Free Total cost to start: Under $100/month.  And people used to pay agencies $1k–$3k/month just to move slowly. Here’s how to use it: Step 1: Find your local keywords with Claude You don’t need to guess anymore. Give Claude your services + your city/areas. Ask it to list: - A “service + location” keywords - “near me” intent keywords - emergency keywords - comparison keywords (best, affordable, etc.) Step 2: Build service area pages (fast) Tell Claude your exact offer, prices, process, and service areas. Ask it to draft pages for each area you serve (one page per area). Then you add the real stuff: photos, reviews, FAQs, and a call button. Step 3: Turn your Google Business Profile into a lead machine Ask Claude to write: - GBP description - services list (with short blurbs) - 20 FAQs + answers - weekly Google Post ideas (offers, tips, before/after) Step 4: Create “proof” content that ranks Claude can turn one job into 10 pieces of content: - a short case study page (“AC repair in Bandra: fixed in 45 mins”) - a Google Post - a simple Reel script - a FAQ update Step 5: Get reviews + replies done in minutes Ask Claude to write 3 review request texts and a review reply template. Then do the only part AI can’t: actually ask customers. This isn’t magic..it’s still local SEO. You can just out-execute now. And in local markets, pace decides who gets the calls.

@HodlMagoo It's correlated just inversely

Remember the M2 correlation morons?

@CryptoGarga wow classic +

unobvious benefit of the massive increase in capability of the latest AI models: 25 year old games get new content expansions, not just visual remasters both Diablo II and Age of Empires getting new content this stuff is 100x easier for game devs to do now

@SBF_FTX You were so close bro

@Pumpfun memecoins are a cancer to solana

@_Shadow36 Your true colors are that you shill the shittiest of shitcoins and act like you are "for the people." Your latest shitcoin of choice is down 92% since September when you started shilling it to your followers. Your followers are not your exit liquidity.