Luke Murdoch

Immigration makes Britain brilliant.

@JaneotN @JeffreyLuscombe

Octogenarian or orangutan?

"Oh, do you think he was referring to you?" will go down in history as one of the most brilliant interview questions ever asked.

He says he'll drop the Duke of York — but he’s still Prince Andrew. It’s time for King Charles to act and properly strip him of ALL his titles. 👉 Join me and sign the petition today: ✍️ act.38degrees.org.uk/act/strip-prin…

BREAKING: Met police arrest a disabled blind man at the Parliament Square protest, where many hundreds are holding placards which say "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"

@Skepticmindd @antmiddleton Is it?!?!?

@antmiddleton It’s a shame people outside London can’t vote for the Mayor of the capital city

Correct, correct and correct! I’ve got to clean this morons mess up very soon! 🫡🇬🇧

@the_kneeees @JamesHarvey2503 Agree! Having stayed there before for work…I can confirm it’s gross!

@JamesHarvey2503 There's nothing 5 star about this hotel, it's literally the worst one in the area

🚨 Migrants are being MOVED from the Bell Hotel in EPPING into the luxury 5 star, laughably named "Britannia Hotel," in Canary Wharf that even houses a SWIMMING POOL. The speed with which they did this makes you think. WHY AREN'T OUR OWN HOMELESS BEING HOUSED?

I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Donald Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no-2… via @38degrees

@British_Airways Ok thank you - good to know. Obviously would be useful to know that before instead of getting constant reminder emails to check in!!!

@LukeMurdoch Hi Luke. We're sorry, but unfortunately, online check-in isn't available when you're departing from Dubrovnik. Please proceed to the airport and our staff will check you in. You can also visit britishairways.com/content/inform… for more information. Have a fab flight! Liz

@British_Airways I’ve been trying to check in online to flight from Dubrovnik to Gatwick at 22:10 tonight but keep getting errors. What can I do?

@iamrobanderson Love these kind of moments!

Just got an uber home and told the driver his car smells amazing… he told me it’s his oud and has gifted me his jar of it. One of the nicest gestures I’ve had this year. ❤️

@UPS has the most frustrating, insane and infuriating online customer experience of all time 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😠

An important reminder today for Londoners: our city is—and will always be—for everyone. We will always be pro-women, pro-diversity, pro-climate and pro-human rights. These are some of the values that will continue to bind us together as Londoners.

@Keir_Starmer @realDonaldTrump 🤮🤢🤮🤢

Congratulations President-elect @realDonaldTrump on your historic election victory. I look forward to working with you in the years ahead.

Outraged that the Royal Family are making millions from the NHS, state schools and charities? I am, so I've signed the petition calling on them to clean up their act AND start paying corporation tax. Join me: 38d.gs/ugmn

The Royals make millions in profit each year, but this has always been shrouded in secrecy, until now. A joint @C4Dispatches and @thetimes investigation reveals that the King and Prince William are receiving public money through leasing property to public services like the NHS.

The irony is that Trump’s 34 felony convictions would prevent him from getting a job at McDonald’s.

CUT THEIR MICS when they’ve had their time - it’s infuriating hearing them constantly talk over eachother 🎤❌ #ITVdebate

The worst thing about commuting to London for work? Loud tappy typers the whole way.