Luke Vickers

@geordiejosh Careful you don’t spill your matcha hard man

They better not even think about losing that derby I’ll go fucking ballistic

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Arsenal bottles a lead or loses a game?

@piersmorgan What’s happened to that 23 man squad you were telling everyone about Piers?

We’re choking. Again. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

@fesshole Retirement soon @StevosBoy

I've got a literal wank bank - A Post Office savings account I pay £10 into every time I knock one out. It's a nice little savings pot of about 3 grand a year.

This Ekitike performance will really be making Newcastle fans wonder what might have been. What might have been if he'd had any interest whatsoever in joining them, that is.

Hope Isak does the right thing and hangs himself

@mickeymfc @danisawolf 🤣

Mum I’ve made it

@funkomi I know someone who pays triple that for fart voice notes @StevosBoy he’ll sort you out

Uber has stolen £12.07 from me for an order that never arrived. They refuse to refund it but I won’t let it go. I am the type to go to the small claims court for £12.07 plus costs for distress and time wasting.

Lowry you horny bastard 🇮🇪

Rory McIlroy to the Americans walking off the 18th after adding yet another point to the board for #TeamEurope #RyderCup2025

@MwepuMagic @StevosBoy

Every Graham Potter Face Swap - A THREAD- If i’ve missed any, post them in the replies.

Isak off the mark

@JordanRMorris @theawayfans 🍷😂😂 Pleasure to have you back Mozza, get stuck into a few

@theawayfans @LukeVickers1 didn’t know you went to the game lad? 🍷

Quality this, Forest Green manager Robbie Savage gets a young fan on the pitch to celebrate with the team and fans. Love seeing stuff like this, the kid and his family will remember it forever! 👏👏

This Liverpool team are so committed to boiling the piss of rival fans with these late goals.

It’s not luck if it happens every week 👌🏻#LIVAtleti #ChampionsLeague

About time Liverpool got a late winner, haven’t had any this season

@LukeEdwardsTele @paddypower @bet365 Did well not biting Luke

@paddypower @bet365 Thanks, broke the story Isak had been sold, told the full inside story of what happened, covered England women winning the euros. Appreciate it. @bet365

Rather than bite just reply with @bet365 to every post they do

@danisawolf @AnythingLFC_