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Today I was admiring a very neat Range Rover that was in front of my battered corrolla ndichingoti ndikaita mari ndichatega yangu and the driver did the unthinkable! a woman for that matter she threw her Chicken inn box through the window Eeeew ptu! pfende!

It’s a shame that our people are dragging each other, throwing pictures of either sides with Boris Johnson. I say; solutions are within us, not Boris. After all; we attained Independence so that we can do things for ourselves not for Whites to do them for us. “Interdependence!”

@Mavhure @matigary @RMajongwe @larry_moyo @lashiasn @xandatoto @Shumblex @vargoe21 @CdeMupakati @GetVideoBot

Never wear a pombi tight trouser. when you visit Smallhouse .V11 👇. Musadyiwa netsananguro #HandeiTione @matigary @RMajongwe @larry_moyo @lashiasn @xandatoto @Shumblex @vargoe21 @CdeMupakati . Everything becomes tight 😂😂🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️👇

@williamzambezi @PoliceZimbabwe So becoz they dont have Jobs they rob another man with no job as wel and it's ok right?

@PoliceZimbabwe They need jobs these youths, most of them are not criminals persee'

ZRP Stodart, Harare have arrested a gang of 6 youths aged between 17 – 20 years for robbery. The gang known as “Kuff Kaffi” is composed of four 17 year olds and two are in their 20s, has so far cleared 3 cases of robbery .

The wisdom in this guy @MinisterSBMoyo never seizes to amaze me. "Lets draw a line between national politics & national intrest & purpose." He never looses his cool.

@MlamboProf @BorisJohnson @ProfJNMoyo @Wamagaisa @Busisa74 @LynneStactia @freemanchari @nickmangwana @bmusonza @DavidColtart @nelsonchamisa @mtakagogoe Are u really a professor or it's just a name repa Twitter coz that tweet doesn't fit a Prof... ndoodzedu isu ana sinjonjo

What would be UK's policy position on Zim under @BorisJohnson? My answer: a lot will depend on #Zimbabwe's own political and economic reforms. I don't see sanctions being lifted without reforms. What #Johnson said b4 being Prime Minister might not define policy. @ProfJNMoyo

@MinistryofTID @construction Zvimwe itai makanyarara it has been a long process of promises

@chikomoho @usembassyharare They can all relocate to America where they are safe Even @potus told those whining Americans to go where they are happier same applies to #Zimbabwe. We are really tired of your arrogance Mr. American Ambassador even those that came during Mugabe era were more diplomatic than u!

@usembassyharare zimbabweans will never bow down to your bullying, NEVER. YOU and your civic society antipeople organisations... we will rejects you both

We must buy our MPs bicycles. Bicycles are all-terrain. Especially the ones with gears. Any takers? 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

@usembassyharare Dont worry Your President taught us well. We know how to handle hooliganism thanks to @POTUS

@usembassyharare Meanwhile somewhere in #America the class monitor of Human rights

@usembassyharare Bla bla bla bla and u r always silent wen these pple are burning and looting. Or and by the way do these other guys have rights?

@CharityMaodza @usembassyharare @UN please come and see what @usembassyharare is doing trying to influence the outcome of our courts!

@usembassyharare Waakufarisa manje. Are you trying to intimidate our courts by suggesting how they should handle cases involving your poodles?? Please confine yourself to your diplomatic role and stop interfering with our justice system. Your civil society poodles are not above the law!

@usembassyharare @usembassyharare ,that's not your role in Zim advance your country foreign policy needs stop meddling in our internal affairs

@fortunechasi The biggest problem in Zim currently is the currency crisis... work with @MthuliNcube and @ReserveBankZIM to find lasting solution on currency first! The ground is still very Shaky. So long as ther ix uncertainty ZERA will b inundated with wannabes and not serious Investors!

What incentives do you think r necessary to attract investment into the sector? Clearly the tariff must go up. Urgently too.

It’s clear that the Pvt sector has to play a serious role in the energy sector & a dimished role by gvt in the generation of power is inevitable. We will support new ideas & new pvt entrantsinto the sector. We will expedite investment processes & incentivize.

@nickmangwana @InfoMinZW @energymutodi Wow a Blue Lable ndo anonzi "Haurimwi iri"!

Today the @InfoMinZW welcomed @energymutodi back to work. He was happy to receive a congratulatory gift in the form of his favourite tipple.

@Lulululax @nelsonchamisa @Divadensboy He still hasn't shown us, couldn't do it in Court either........Lie, lie, lie

@1Cavemen @larry_moyo @econetzimbabwe The likes of @JusticeMayorW nana baba Chenjera @SirWicknell

@larry_moyo @econetzimbabwe I have never heard of Telecel being involved in supporting anything.Net one comes when there is politics involved but we have our own individual millionaires

SPAR, as official sponsor, will give the SA netball team R1.2million for finishing 4th at the World Cup. *Initially Spar had pledged R1million for WINNING the tournament. ***Over to you @econetzimbabwe, the Gems, who finished 8th on debut, land in Harare at 5pm Wednesday!

Hear this @Smith_JeffreyT and your band wagon

Today at NAM mtg on sanctions I said, "Terrorism is use of violence & intimidation against civilians in pursuit of political aims." The US is thus engaged in #EconomicTerrorism. It cannot be called “sanctions”, as they're not designed to enforce laws. They in fact violate law.