Lyro
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I am Mirishikiarichifu. I can't even pronounce it, lol. What are you?
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@memeslich Basically. But, much of what the DM does could be construed as cheating.
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If the Dungeon Master fudges dice, are they cheating in Dungeons & Dragons?
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@Hunter_Eagleman @GuntherEagleman AKSHUALLY a spider is an arachnid I want this post community noted immediately
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LMAO! I just witnessed my brother @GuntherEagleman tell this big ass spider "You crawled in the wrong office MF" before squashing it with his boot!
Who talks to insects before they finish em off? 🤣🤣
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Even as someone who loves Death Knights, it's hard to compete with Paladin drip. 🛡️
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What's amazing is how the veil has been absolutely ripped off of the Democrat party and their destroy-America agenda. The media has been revealed for the utter propaganda it has become, the foreign interests they completely pander to, and the harm they are willing to cause to tear us down.
No true American could see this and still vote for them. Maybe that's why they're working so hard to bring in and keep foreigners here. We already allow more legal immigration than anyone else. This is how they destroy us. This is their weapon to "finish the job" as they say.
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@CorpseKings Boy looks tattered and rusted. Probably appropriate in some settings, but doesn't appeal to me for a Paladin. Can I get some polish?
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They want America to fall. They consider "Make America Great Again" a pejorative. They are all about obstruction.
In truth, this is an adaptation of Cloward-Piven. Someone (likely not an American) saw the misapplied or unapplied immigration laws as an opportunity to tear us down.
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Why do California Democrats hate America?
@amuse@amuse
LAWFARE: California Democrats are planning to provide every one of its 2.5 million illegal aliens a free lawyer to fight their deportation. The program would be the largest jobs program for Democrat lawyers in history. Its stated objective is to grind the immigration court system down to a halt making deportation all but impossible. It could cost California taxpayers $125 billion.
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Trump is the first president in my lifetime that's genuinely trying to dismantle the America destroying agenda the Democrats have been advancing. In response, the leftist media discarded all pretense of truth or fairness in favor of propaganda, foreign interests are investing heavily in protests, and Democrats have had to burn several assets they control within the Republican party...
All to prevent the US from prospering and being Great Again.
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The Republican’s job when they have power, is to maintain the status quo, and the Democrat’s job, when they have power, is to dismantle the republic. Case in point: the republicans have power, the country is in crisis, and the Senate is on vacation.
Polymarket@Polymarket
BREAKING: Democrats projected to seize control of both chambers of Congress this November.
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@memeslich The AC system is for simplification not realism. I made some more realistic rules for combat in 2nd Edition, with armor being more like damage reduction than avoiding being hit, etc. It was great for arena battles, but proved too cumbersome for standard adventuring.
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you said the goblin “attempts” to hit me. I want to roll to dodge it. what do you mean I have to use my Armor Class? I said I dodge.
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@GaryD20Games Maybe not so dramatic, but if the players aren't having fun, it's disappointing. Possibly a bigger issue with newer DMs who are still figuring things out, but DMs gotta learn that sometimes, letting a player go is the right choice.
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This weekend I’m organizing a game of houses and humans.
Every character is a dragon.
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This guy is a bigot. He clearly refrained from using the + at the 50 second mark when reciting the acronym as a signal to his white supremacist allies to exclude all pluses.
I'm not sure if he means others not previously named, plus-sized people or mathmaticians, but he's suspect!
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@GrampsToolshed You should not use the lyrics of a song for a password, just sayin':
🎵🎶Old McDonald had a farm, MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+🎶🎵
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NEW WIFI PASSWORD JUST DROPPED!!
Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy
“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).
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I grow weary of talking ostensible MAGA people off the ledge and telling them to have faith in Trump and let him cook.
It feels like that is all I have been doing for two years, starting with "OMG, none of it matters, they will only steal the election, we needed to nominate DeSantis."
It's been blah, blah, blah ever since.
And please don't cite your particular tiny axe you have to grind that is pretty much irrelevant in the broader context.
Consider the alternative: President Kamala.
Have a little faith baby.
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@Notwokenow Most gay men I know like boobs, too.
Size matters; although maybe less than for dicks.
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Honestly, I think most men like all sized boobs.
Am I wrong?
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