Tom Haverford

The worst thing about stupid people is that they don't know they're stupid. If they knew, they'd be smart.

@theistheisbabi @troyboy621 @NBA Need a special category for him, not top 20 all time but have to admit he’s different in the playoffs

@troyboy621 @NBA okay we gotta chill with the overreactions lmaooo

JIMMY BUCKETS 🗣️ 42 POINTS. HEAT CUTTING INTO THE LEAD WITH 4 MINUTES LEFT IN GAME 4!

@fanizzi__ @Emmmyalluu @BleacherReport Technically true, but not baseball Kenny Lofton. His dad Kenneth is a mailman

@Emmmyalluu @BleacherReport He’s Kenny Loftons son

Grizzlies are signing two-way F/C Kenneth Lofton Jr. to an NBA contract, making him playoff eligible Lofton (20.2 PPG) was this season's G League Rookie of the Year 🔥

@BleacherReport I learned way too late that he’s not MLB Kenny Lofton’s son

@SaraCivian Actually pretty nice being unbothered. You should take breaks from this app and try it

@MBDTF1 I feel bad for you if you live like that lol

There's a difference between being "outraged" by something and pointing out that it's not funny

@TylerIAm I’m convinced there’s nothing a normal person could experience that would compare to that feeling. People will say wedding or birth of a child but you still have to go to work next Monday

That drunk from the end of winning the championship until the parade gotta be marvelous

@BarstoolBigCat lmao already seen two angry replies to this tweet thinking you’re talking about the Jesus commercial

FUCK THAT COMMERCIAL THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL

@BarstoolBigCat If verducci is right that it’s Tahoma 31, that’s the same grass that they put in Soldier Field this season

Sick turf, Roger

@DeFi_Trapper @VerdictMMA @alexvolkanovski the reactions are kinda ruining what a great fight it was. The 49-46 was ridiculous, but I think even Volk knows that he lost 1, 2 and 4 for the 48-47

Alex Volkanovski defeated Islam Makhachev on the Verdict Scorecard. #UFC284

@Joshua5022 @uglyupset @VerdictMMA @alexvolkanovski Buddy stop pretending like you’re rationally evaluating this fight. Your hatred of Islam’s ethnicity is clouding your judgement

@uglyupset @VerdictMMA @alexvolkanovski Oh so you’re new? 🤦‍♂️

@obzaoagile @yranoworld @VerdictMMA @MMAHistoryToday @alexvolkanovski What’s the alternative, give Volk the round for being taken down and controlled?

@yranoworld @VerdictMMA @MMAHistoryToday @alexvolkanovski Are you giving Islam the round where he had his back and did absolutely nothing??

@khernykyle @whaddayoudoin @CrystalJackLack @itsmeWhitney29 @madison_tayt I see what you mean about eliciting emotional responses now

@MBDTF1 @whaddayoudoin @CrystalJackLack @itsmeWhitney29 @madison_tayt Yea if you don’t want to read words maybe don’t go on Twitter. Welcome to the world. Seems like your first day here.

@khernykyle @whaddayoudoin @CrystalJackLack @itsmeWhitney29 @madison_tayt That’s a really long-winded way to say “I was trolling”

@whaddayoudoin @CrystalJackLack @itsmeWhitney29 @madison_tayt I mean I think they both should be and I definitely think if forced to pick one, it should be babies, but I find peoples emotional response as if I attacked their baby to be funny. Then the further grasping at straws to be icing on the cake.

@JenRubinsGhost @trevormail @LLombardo77 @greg_price11 twitter.com/MBDTF1/status/…

@MBDTF1 @trevormail @LLombardo77 @greg_price11 I can't see stairs at all

🚨BREAKING: The Paul Pelosi bodycam video has been released. Here is the full video.

@SizerTanya @RodericRandolp2 @Sessler @atensnut @elonmusk @FoxNews Respectfully, if you’re going to “do your own research” you need to start doing a better job. Also, that’s not how you spell Pelosi twitter.com/greg_price11/s…

@RodericRandolp2 @Sessler @atensnut @elonmusk @FoxNews Unless there isn’t any

Idiots on the left want @elonmusk to apologize to the Pelosis. For what? It is still a questionable and bizarre situation between two men in their underwear.

@r3k000 @DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner You’re arguing against a straw man here, why are you acting like I can stop them?

@MBDTF1 @DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner Sure call em out. Let them be “dumb”. But again- you’re not the judge of whats a good question or not. That line gets blurred very quickly. We don’t want to get into the business of deciding whats a “valid question” no matter what.

@r3k000 @DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner Bullshitters deserve to be called out, there are no good questions being asked in this thread. They’re just grasping at straws to try and defend a now disproven narrative

@MBDTF1 @DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner That level will always be crossed- and that’s ok with me. you’re not the judge of when stuff should stop being questioned- so let’s just let people question it. Smart people will know when it’s bullshit.

@r3k000 @DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner Nah there’s a point where smart people accept reality. Healthy skepticism is good but when there’s this much evidence, you look like an idiot questioning it. The comments here are reaching flat earther levels

@DJdolph @greg_price11 @lookner They’re all probably wrong but I’d rather hear people question it then take one official story. You probably still think some dude ate a bat the market to start the pandemic

@trevormail @LLombardo77 @greg_price11 You keep saying this but they’re both shown the back patio. the stairs are there, just too dark to see in the video

@LLombardo77 @greg_price11 Yes the back patio is different from the front door, are we really discussing this

@LLombardo77 @greg_price11 Watch his legs at 0:19 and 0:28 and 1:12. Stairs or not? youtu.be/xwLbJveUgvs

@greg_price11 Where are the stairs in your footage? This is aerial footage the day of the incident