Simply Reddington

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.

@MrsRatters @patrigby2 @AlainLe89396509 Oh if only they knew. Some powerful dynamite comes in some small but very neat packages. I worked with several ladies who would be feeding him his own balls before he knew what day it was.

@AlainLe89396509 @patrigby2 Also a 30 yr served police officer with a full pension sweet cheeks. Means I can do part time minimum wage work with ease. Life is good darling 😘😘

The many numbered idiots are back

“Hi honey, how do you like our new £100k motor home?” - “Smashing, but where did we get the money?” “Don’t worry about it”. - “OK then” - said no one’s wife, ever, in the history of Holy matrimony. #pulltheotherone

@ACSPARTAN1 @Jan08602980

PC Marcus Armstrong Wiltshire police convicted of making indecent images - suspended sentence ⛔️ System isn’t fit for purpose

Parasol deployed. #TreeClub 🌳

#MISSING | Can you help us find William, 14, from Hayes? Last seen in the area on Croyde Avenue. If you have any info please call police on 999 quoting 01/7602013/26

@narindertweets Oh you're so thick.

Oh no! A working class lad worked hard, was smart enough to purchase a property in London and make some money! The AUDACITY!! That kind of money making is only for private school lads! Working class lads MUST stay poor. Forever.

@UK_COPS Seems like yesterday.

Remembering PC Ryan Hunt, West Midlands Police who died on this day in 2006 after an RTC whilst working in South Yorkshire. #ALifeRemembered

They just don't care about the many. . .

@InspGadgetBlogs @CHAOS96823395 The struggle is real. She's had to go off sick.

That's an average price of just under £2,000 per item. Even Mrs Gadget would struggle with spending like this (and it wouldn't be taxpayers' money). #GreenParty

The “achievements” of less than two years of Starmer being prime minister

What are people mostly worried about in the UK today? You said "VAT rates on Theme Park Admission" "If it's up there you can bum me on camera"

@LikeGoinThisWay Hang in there it's really worth the result.

@RightSide_Uk @JohnCleese Clear and present danger

This is the chilling moment a Muslim man looks a Western woman dead in the eye and tells her she will be executed if she insults his prophet — and he doesn’t apologise for a second. In raw video footage now going viral, the man states it plainly: criticise Muhammad and you die. No debate. No nuance. Just a straight-up death threat delivered with calm certainty, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. This isn’t some back-alley extremist rant. This is the open, unfiltered face of the ideology we’re constantly told is “peaceful” and “compatible” with the West. While British women walk our streets expecting basic freedom of speech, certain arrivals bring a medieval worldview that treats any criticism of their prophet as a capital offence punishable by death. And he doesn’t back down. He doesn’t say “it’s just in my country.” He says it here, on Western soil, with zero remorse. This is why millions of ordinary Brits are now saying enough. We didn’t sign up for imported death threats over cartoons, jokes or simple questions. We didn’t fight for free speech just to watch it get replaced by a blasphemy code enforced through intimidation and violence. The man’s words expose the fundamental clash: one culture built on liberty and open debate, the other demanding submission under threat of execution. You cannot import large numbers of people who hold this view and pretend everything will be fine. Britain belongs to the British. Our streets, our laws and our right to speak freely are not negotiable. Deport the threats. Secure the borders. Protect our women and our freedoms before more of this medieval mindset takes root. The video doesn’t lie. Neither does the threat. Enough is enough. 🇬🇧

@Anniepop2027 @stivevans @LBC

Extraordinary support for Sir Keir Starmer from the British public/it’s quite emotional that this man has instilled such loyalty amongst members ..,, he’s EXACTLY the Prime Minister we needed and need. Shame on the “forever opposition” who wish to overturn a democratic vote @LBC

David Attenborough narrates the Gaza Flotilla activists getting absolutely humbled at a Spanish airport ✈️🦍🇪🇸 Entitled rodents meet Spanish security mammals. Nature is healing. Enjoy the documentary. 📺

@Thepasttimew No. Lots of different book covers for me.

Yes or no 🤔?

@AgathaChocolats Catmint great on allsorts.

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #cats

@JamesHeartfield @BLSports7 Fuck about Find out

This is the moment it kicked off in the Basque airport. You can see the flotilla activists made a line across the exit that blocked other passengers. The police tried to make a space for them to get through. The protester shoved the police and it started.

Stop with all this 'he's so young & so unintelligent, sending him to prison for gang rape will mess his life up'. It fecking should. What about HER life?