Michael Eisemann

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can't wait for the people bemoaning the use of AI to discover bugs because now there are going to be 5 alarm fires every month

@vad3rt3sla @99_Colorado @TSLAshareholder @Smokehbear Not sure that advanced updates actually works! Still stuck of 14.2.5.5 :(

The time has come. It has come to my attention that there are some stragglers not in FSD Purgatory 14.3 chat. If you haven’t received 14.3 please respond, follow myself, @99_Colorado @TSLAshareholder or @Smokehbear and one of us will add you to the group. We CANNOT add you unless you’re following. We hope you enjoy your stay!

@teslascope I'd like to get it, but the premium is just a bit too much for me, even with FSD savings. Costco Insurance has me at about $1100/6mo whereas Tesla wants $300/mo ($1800/6mo) for the same coverage. Drive 100% of the time on FSD, so kind of disappointed.

Safety Score V3.0 is now available in Florida and Maryland for new Tesla Insurance policy holders. Policy holders have seen major cost reductions following the launch of this new version weeks ago.

@jdxcode Congratulations! Was great to meet you at Omacon. Best of luck with this! Also, sick domain lol

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@AustinTeslaClub @TeslaMaryland any info if anything like this here?

Free plant… but you’ve gotta drive first 🌱 The Tesla Store at The Domain is giving out these Earth Day plant cubes this Saturday April 25th. To get one, you must complete a demo drive with Full Self Driving First come first serve 11601 Century Oaks Terrace Suite 104, Austin, TX 78758 10 AM to 7 PM @Tesla @elonmusk

An individual cannot succeed without a group. A group needs an inspiring individual to be motivated.

@congressdj @tesla_na Aw, doesn't look like Maryland yet... maybe someday I can get off of Costco insurance

@MEisemann @tesla_na Yes it does.

Tesla Insurance update With the latest version of Safety Score (v3.0), every mile you drive with FSD Supervised enabled will receive a score of 100. This allows you to maintain a higher average safety score over time, resulting in lower monthly insurance premiums. Applies to new policies in Indiana, Tennessee, Texas, Arizona, Virginia & Illinois

@congressdj @tesla_na Yeah this changes everything

@tesla_na OMFG.

@Mikko_Nyman Damn I missed out

@MEisemann It seems there was some randomness in what was includes in the folio.

Laptop Omacon update.

@ThePrimeagen Backpack suspend test is good to see! Hopefully no more toasty backpacks

The new Dell XPS Linux battery test and HOLY COW, the battery life is EXCELLENT. A little background: Intel + dell + omarchy team worked together to get everything working perfectly for the new XPS. I am honestly shocked that I am having a "mac" experience with linux as far as battery life goes. Here is my test timeline: Saturday: 99% - 10:07am computer fully charged and on, walking to gate, suspend mode in backpack 99% - 11:00am - compiling rust, running agents, MiMo running on youtube, writing this tweet 80% - 2:00pm - forced to shutdown due landing the plane :( No more work, almost done setting up my machine! Very excited. Vim is there and so is tmux and zsh, but not my wall paper :( And i want to try Aether 75% - 2:30 - 3pm - i watched the new moist critical videos on the guy who threaten to kill people via ring doorbell. woah that was weird. Sunday: 5PM 75% -> 62% - Sat in suspend mode in my back pack for ~14 hours. I wanted to see where I was at, will open back up in another ~14 hours. Monday: 7AM 55% -> 5% - Monday: 3 hours of work. Agents are coding, neovim motions flying, youtube playing MiMo. Even took a 40 minute discord team video call and the microphone worked FIRST TRY?? Did... Linux just get a computer where you don't have to worry about battery life? It honestly felt better than my way back in the day Mac Air experiences. ---- Things I did not like: * when the computer wakes up from suspend, its "chunky" for about ~30 seconds. * the touch pad is annoying. the right click seems like its ~95% of the touch pad and i have a bit of a trouble getting left click regularly. The new Dell is actually good. I am shocked right now. Omarchy also took 3 minutes to install and I was up and running in 5. The primary reason why I am using omarchy is because 2 reasons: 1. everyone on my team is using it, makes certain aspects of life easier when everyone is on the *almost* same distro 2. intel + dell are working with each other and omarchy has a seat at the table to make things happen. this means i am using the super latest hardware with it perfectly integrated. pretty awesome. Thanks Dell for sending me the computer for Omacon! I am genuinely stoked for the computer.

Omacon was amazing, great people, community and a lot of fun

I am sitting 2 seats away from the CEO of Shopify @tobi this is so cool. shoutouts to omacon.org.

Omacon is happening this Friday in NYC. We have a great lineup of speakers, an awesome venue courtesy of @shopify, and 130 big nerds assembled for the celebration. The whole thing will be recorded AND streamed by @ThePrimeagen and team 🤘 omacon.org

no no i've definitely been doing a lot of work it's all just too dangerous to release

Alleluia! Christ is risen Happy Easter from Notre Dame ✝️🌼

@_imdawon I just want the car to actually use its turn signals like a normal person

how disappointed are you going to be when FSD 14.3 releases without the "Banish" capability next month

Liftoff of Artemis II