Mary House

@TheBasedGarden my ❤️

@HazelAppleyard That fish smell is getting out of hand

excuse me?

@xevekiah Baby's onesie.... Probably 3-6 mo...

These dress were kept in exhibition to prove that dress is not the reason for the r@pes.

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Some people are just so selfish .. 🙃

@woofknight I'd grow a third arm for it if this was real

@14764Sairose Locked in 🔒

Subconsciously they won’t lie,they’ll look at the person they like first ❤️😂

@PoorPrepper2112 @Mericamemed After watching this video both me and my husband shared same idea 😂

@Mericamemed Ok, I need friends with questionable ethics. Who wants to start a business selling pasta water at grocery stores targeting dumb middle class people?

Valid crash out

@CNviolations Imagine dude going to washroom after cherries

Bro's not in danger he IS the danger.

@FredsFarm247 Sometimes the difference is where it's made, because ingredients could be worse, or better, despite of similarities. I don't know for sure

They use the same ingredients on every product.

Temu milk anyone?

@Notwokenow Can I have code for the toilet, please? 295 245 361 💀

Idk why but this cracked me up. The end of it 😂😂😂😂😂

Bee Gees without music hit different 🤣

@dokazsan Who wants pizza?! Me:

Bonjour à toutes et tous 👋

@LibertyPillMeme Question: if she stops somewhere and gets off the bike, how does she gets back on?

@TansuYegen My husband does this... Should I start saving them too?

This guy has been peeling an orange for his wife every time and making a heart out of the peels to gift to her, and his wife has been collecting and keeping these hearts for years;

WTF...

@mademe__smile Got painkillers and water, lights were turned off by the same kid - the middle one.. yet, the question was: who was that?

Loved the silent treatment

@tweetsbyzii At the beginning they showed his right eye infected (cancer) and the left eye is fake.. yet, later on his left eye had cancer in it and the right one was fine.. I'm confused

She granted his last wish to see a naked woman before he goes blind😭