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Matt

@MLBactuary

Husband, father, actuary. I tweet about baseball, fishing, poker, and nerdy math stuff. 5 star rated Uber passenger.

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Matt@MLBactuary·
@jarvis_best Does the puck travel further at the high altitudes of the Avalanche arena like the baseballs do at Coors field? How much more Canadian are the Denver hockey fans compared to Denver baseball fans? Do their heads really flap like on South Park?
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Jarvis@jarvis_best·
Do any Japanese people have questions about the Colorado Avalanche? I’d be happy to answer them.
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@RobKuhn_ Blasting that many chips all in like that…. Makes me feel a little less bad.
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Rob Kuhn@RobKuhn_·
The worst bad beat in poker history
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@jarvis_best The Bee making their anti-Jarvis Column “standards” very clear now….
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@NormSNLJokes Every. Time. I see the kid in my neighborhood named Ezra, I think of this joke.
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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day
Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day@NormSNLJokes·
And in music news, number one on the college charts this summer was Better Than Ezra. And, at number two? Ezra.
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@mjfree Someone should probably let them know there’s an actual king in London.
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Morgan J. Freeman@mjfree·
🚨HOLY HELL!!! #NoKingsDay HAS GONE GLOBAL 🌎 A massive number of protestors have gathered in LONDON, ENGLAND to join in solidarity with the No Kings day protests. Today we stand with our friends in the UK to say NO KINGS!!!
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@The_Kyle_Mann @jarvis_best If you keep suppressing the Jarvis column, you’re going to become The Onion. Your move, Bee.
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Jon Root@JonnyRoot_·
Los Angeles Angels Mike Trout wore a “Jesus Won” shirt during his pregame interview before taking on the Houston Astros 👏 (HT @AngelsWin)
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@RobbiJadeLew In the moment, it seemed like an Im-postle-ble call given not being that far removed from the Stones fiasco. As the dust settled, it was clear that it was not cheating. And the trolling of Garrett has been absolutely brilliant.
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Sam Morril@sammorril·
Tiger is the goat…he now has more masters than Arnold Palmer and more DUIs than Charlie sheen.
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BaseballHistoryNut@nut_history·
In 1995, The Montreal Expos drafted Tom Brady. He was projected as a potential All-Star, and then-GM Kevin Malone said he could have been "one of the greatest catchers ever." Brady was noted for having an (obviously) super-strong arm, batting lefty, and having a lot of pop in his bat. He really dropped the ball with his career choice.
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@Chilis Cool, now do a year by year of how many drinks you get when you order a drink at Chilis. Was 2 for 1 on all the drinks, then 2 for 1 on SOME of the drinks, and now 1 for 1 on all drinks. 😭
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Eff yeah, so happy baseball is back.
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@CodifyBaseball When ESPN was good, the fantasy baseball guys used to call this one a “combo meal”.
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Burt Macklin@BurtMacklin_FBI·
It’s Friday, so please tell me about a the best crime you committed without being caught.
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Douglas A. Boneparth@dougboneparth·
I am starting to think that all this winning is actually losing.
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